#HAHA

Ding dong the witch is gone…

i remember really Badly wanting to regularly attend the Gay Straight Alliance club at my high school, but being Afraid my parents would somehow find out

but the Gays found Me and i found the Gays Naturally

🥶😂😂 ha ha ha

do u think ill ever find a job again

I have come to make an announcement that my Berserker is becoming an it/it’s fella and also a fun fact

It does this for the funny sometimesm

I’m tpo lazy to edit the names list but know that

the voices i hear on the wind and running water and in working household appliances make my writing better

I’m sure someone has made this exact post before but hornblower & bush as well as hornblower & archie

Coping and pretending like it’s normal and I’m perfectly fine is my specialty actually

it’s genuinely so wild that so many people that know me in real life simply DO NOT BELIEVE ME when i tell them i’m 25

like

i don’t even know what to do with that bc like I AM 25 and I FEEL 25 but i have no idea if i *look* 25 bc i genuinely struggle with perception

“You changed your name from Shang to Sean? No wonder your father found you.”

– Katy, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

I ate so much cheese 🧀

i can’t swim, but i’ll learn to fly

I’m never going to be over the unbelievable gap between how weird and off-putting Mafuyu actually is compared to how good she is at acting totally normal and boring. This shit was cooked up in a lab to target me.

how does one go about liking a probably straight hasn’t confirmed but hasn’t denied and also hasn’t pursued dating (yet) for unknown reasons and like definitely doesn’t like you back and have I mentioned he’s probably definitely straight? guy

sorry i disappeared. my grades are slipping and everybody’s mad at me even though they say they’re not i can tell they’re mad that im bringing the mood down but they don’t get it at all probably because it’s stupid, it just feels like everybody’s fine and moving on and im not and my mom wants to talk or whatever and nancy’s being weird and i just can’t. i can’t so sorry if im not posting or whatever i have a c in english because i didnt even turn in my last assignment and mom’s mad at me for working on a campaign instead of my homework but i just. whatever