Both of my siblings hearing that: 😐
Brother I am not native to the tornado alley I am a Floridan.
All of the girlies who followed me outside for 15 break are sitting around me and suddenly went “oh shit” and got up. They turned and looked at me still sitting there and went “SAV let’s GO are you crazy?” and I’m just :0?
Outta fucking nowhere the wind whipped through and fucked some shit up!! Like a whole construction fence got yoinked!
Me and Lucifer in my universe: It’s time for a traumatic ride

My dad has the worst aura ever btw, like just think of the most annoying, rude, self-victimizing person in your life, and I guarantee you that my dad is worse.
It would be so funny if I was still a self shipper like wdym this short ftm scemo ships himself with sephiroth
Wouldn’t be a true mercury retrograde if he didn’t circle back to try & ruin me again 🙃
I think hed also see Elain as the lowest risk too, like. Oh, see we all get an Archeron how nice, one big happy family.
Mor obviously has a lot of baggage and so far I have him seeing Gwyn as Off Limits so her flirtation caught him off guard entirly.
This is all coming together
Guys are hilarious, they ask so many vague and reaching questions trying to avoid the heart of the issue but if you give enough vague and roundabout answers the questions will get more and more specific until it just becomes “well, did you miss me??? 🥺” LMAO honey….

Some lady said she wanted a baby. I said ”have me” then this guy messaged me lmao
The thing about Patalliro is that there’s always some fucking drapes in the background
im in like a prime time rn to get hooked on pvt and sleeping w sirens so i need to LOCK THE FUCK IN. the melodic screamo is RIGHT THERE and ive failed to care for so many years