#lmao

20 posts loaded — scroll for more

Text
ohxxlapetitemort
ohxxlapetitemort

Both of my siblings hearing that: 😐

Text
savsonfire
savsonfire

Brother I am not native to the tornado alley I am a Floridan.

All of the girlies who followed me outside for 15 break are sitting around me and suddenly went “oh shit” and got up. They turned and looked at me still sitting there and went “SAV let’s GO are you crazy?” and I’m just :0?

Outta fucking nowhere the wind whipped through and fucked some shit up!! Like a whole construction fence got yoinked!

Text
gryficowa
gryficowa

I can’t believe we had a vocaloid Kaito back in 2000 and none of us even knew about it…

Text
tinderfinds
tinderfinds
Text
gryficowa
gryficowa

Vivziepop with Lucifer: I’ll give him ducks, rubber ducks, and daughter problems or something

Me and Lucifer in my universe: It’s time for a traumatic ride

Text
betterthanpills
betterthanpills

My dad has the worst aura ever btw, like just think of the most annoying, rude, self-victimizing person in your life, and I guarantee you that my dad is worse.

Text
this-fox-steals-rocks
this-fox-steals-rocks

“check out these tags” and it’s a tag I blocked. how about NO

Text
likeroseswefallapartx
likeroseswefallapartx

It would be so funny if I was still a self shipper like wdym this short ftm scemo ships himself with sephiroth

Text
kaazukado
kaazukado
Text
6queen6bitch6
6queen6bitch6

Wouldn’t be a true mercury retrograde if he didn’t circle back to try & ruin me again 🙃

Text
niggamaru-nara
niggamaru-nara

not the spies- oop

Text
darkboltofficial
darkboltofficial
Answer
kateprincessofbluewhales
kateprincessofbluewhales

I think hed also see Elain as the lowest risk too, like. Oh, see we all get an Archeron how nice, one big happy family.

Mor obviously has a lot of baggage and so far I have him seeing Gwyn as Off Limits so her flirtation caught him off guard entirly.

This is all coming together

Text
literallyeverythought
literallyeverythought

Guys are hilarious, they ask so many vague and reaching questions trying to avoid the heart of the issue but if you give enough vague and roundabout answers the questions will get more and more specific until it just becomes “well, did you miss me??? 🥺” LMAO honey….

Text
insufferablevegannuisance
insufferablevegannuisance

Some lady said she wanted a baby. I said ”have me” then this guy messaged me lmao

Text
drawingoddessy
drawingoddessy

Contrary to popular belief


I’m not British

Text
prettyboywinter
prettyboywinter

The thing about Patalliro is that there’s always some fucking drapes in the background

Text
seetherebelation
seetherebelation

mama im famous my tumblr comment got 49 likes

Text
tinderfinds
tinderfinds
Text
smileymoth
smileymoth

im in like a prime time rn to get hooked on pvt and sleeping w sirens so i need to LOCK THE FUCK IN. the melodic screamo is RIGHT THERE and ive failed to care for so many years