Leon after beating Aaravos’ ass:
“Looks like you’ll be seeing stars”
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I know people have definitely made this joke before but whatever… I just thought it up
Cashier “hi, welcome to Fae McDonald’s, may I take your order?”
Customer “Hi, yeah, I’ll have a-“
Cashier ”thank you”
Customer “…what?”
Cashier :)
Customer “OH YOU MOTHERFU-“
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One of my favorite things that fic authors do is when they show off their research. Like, ppl who did not have to do research to find what creol does there were are just like “and then they got jambalaya” but ppl who did are like “they got jambalaya, etufe, gumbo, and benges. Visitor!Steve asked Local!Dave if this was too much food. Dave said yes, but you gotta try it all!” Or like it’s straight up a list of various radio stations and real factual details about each while Steve is looking for Dave or some shit. 10/10 do apriciate. As an American some of the more interesting ones are when non-American are writing a story in America and they tell the readers about their research in the notes. Like, wow ok did not expect a Rand as long as the chapter about jthe Jim Crow south. Wow. That’s a lot of (justified) anger. Glad you did your research.
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I feel so weird whenever I get 2 really good comment ideas bc like I don’t want to pick one or the other but you’re not supposed to comment twice
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I feel guilty whenever I rb something and don’t add anything like what if someone sees one of my posts and when they check my blog they see like 2 original posts after scrolling for an hour
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PizzaCutter79’s #poetry #memes #news: kzYVmd1eCb
Believers think facts must be absolute,
Like skydivers without a parachute,
Limited by the perceptions of birds,
And maintaining a tree without its root.
We see the bias of factual nerds…
Distorting facts with interpretations…
Like potters molding things with their own turds.
Their experiments and observations…
Are considered the best understanding…
Because they use themselves as citations.
They’re pretty random like a crash landing…
Since they can be refined and overturned…
As new data is ever-expanding.
Distorted reality’s what you’ve learned…
Since brains aren’t even close to omniscient…
And most of the picture is all but burned.
The way we mislead can be efficient…
Because of the ever-changing context,
Which is why we meet the truth so flippant.
When you call your view a fact, I shout, “Next!”
Because of the way they’ll make the facts fit…
With that malleable knowledge they’ve flexed.
You have instruments that reach their limit…
Due to the limits of human senses,
Which is why so many experts will split.
That’s why I don’t trust experts defenses,
Or all their academic pretenses.
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I’ve been missing home more than I thought. I just arrived in Chicago and I caught a whiff of weed and my first thought was “mmm, smells like home😌”
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me and bsf both came to the realisation that we might just be lesbians who romanticise relationships w men
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ready for some pi-zza and pi-e?
No?
how about a pi-na colada with some pi-neapple slices?
still no?
umm *frantically looks at menu* maybe just some pi-stachios or pi-ckles then? pi-ta bread?
oh, too dry? alright. no bread then.
we might still have some pi-neberries, if you want me to check?
you’d rather have “normal” strawberries? sorry, those aren’t on the menu today.
well, the only thing we have now is a fine pi-ne needle tea. would you like that?
wonderful, I’ll bring some as quick as I can. listen to the pi-anist while you wait, they’re lovely.
Pi-erre, get the water boiling!
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