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beautiful conversations happening on twitter (x)

I think that when you’re overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

Just fyi, all the shirts and hoodies you’re stealing? I’m gonna fuck you in all of them.

jeez these gap employees are hardcore

items to keep in ur inventory to become the most popular guy at the function

• ibuprofen
• phone charger
• band aid
• $5

turning point usa is kinda performance art like lets consider that the other founder died from covid in 2020.

>two people start a conservative organization to push covid conspiracies and pro-gun ideals (among other things)

>one dies of covid

>the other dies of gun violence

it’s so on the nose that it’s actually cliché

*aborted baby voice* I would’ve been the third founding member of TPUSA… if you’d kept me…

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

My cow had a baby IF YOU CARE!!!!

Lets glare at the intruder with Mama

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

“im riding my biggest dildo imagining it’s you” maybe use one of your medium sized dildos?

some of yall need to go back to like preschool level ‘girls can do anything boys can do’ feminism bc we are regressing into feminine = frivolous = weak = nurturing and masculine = power = force = competence at the speed of fucking light

“do it scared” this “do it tired” that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable “do it with greasy hair”

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time…………..

honestly having a brother is a lot like just knowing some guy

“Dangerous”

Me, accumulating worldly possessions: this is awesome!

Me, moving worldly possessions: this blows!

what if a rat said cheesus christ

for the Spanish crowd: y si las ratas dijeran quesucristo

I never got over anything. I miss everyone and everything. nostalgia and grief kill me every day. oh and I also love going on walks.