l'homme de penis

oh dude I’ve probably become more aggressive because of repeated brain injuries. I just realized that

“I can’t send her a video she’ll smell the weed”

when the nude is clearly taken in a Moes Southwest Grill bathroom>>>>>>>>

they’re gonna invent pills that make you attracted to skinny people and the government is gonna make everyone take them

………… love u siken

oh, siken is out here spitting FACTS.

this is dumb as fuck lmao

new rule where if you’ve made a piece of art more than a million people liked, you’re banned from ever posting on twitter to avoid retroactively ruining it

I think the original one that everyone’s quoting is defensible, but the phrase “what if the world was made of pudding?” seems mostly to be used to mean “hey! that hypothetical didn’t actually happen!” which people somehow think is a smart and relevant observation

I think the fact that I only ever say solo and not alone might be annoying

this is that show on netflix?

imagine a trans man decides to change his name to Faggot.

it still can. but not without YOUR help!

imagine a trans man decides to change his name to Faggot.

Im straight

lock out bro! get off your grind!

I mean yeah obviously but it is like, not that good for real

yooo dude I just noticed we’re wearing the same shorts. awesome man. so do you want to have sex?

it’s probably the least pleasurable sex act tbh

putting your dick in someone’s mouth is so hot it would be awesome if it also felt good

it’s not on trend anymore but I still occasionally hear someone do the “she’s SUCH a crackhead lol” thing and whenever I do I pretend to think the person they’re talking about is actually addicted to crack and get sympathetic about it. because making people feel bad is funny

my coworker was like “my sister is such a crackhead haha!” and I was like “wow. I’m truly sorry to hear that. I’ve also had family members struggle with addiction. let me know if you want to talk.” you shoulda seen her face

my massive thighs make my penis look proportionally smaller in photos I should stop doing squats.

include being a player and being in the audience

it’s kind of interesting that incels started out as guys who hated a different subculture of men with misogynistic beliefs about sex, before becoming much more relevant than PUAs ever were

it’s not on trend anymore but I still occasionally hear someone do the “she’s SUCH a crackhead lol” thing and whenever I do I pretend to think the person they’re talking about is actually addicted to crack and get sympathetic about it. because making people feel bad is funny

would probably be easier for your cousins to find you if you had a profile picture no?

so yeah like who do straight guys show their penises to? seems like straight women are ambivalent at best on looking at dick and obviously we all want to show people our dicks

the problem is “hey faggot” and a photo of your penis is an opening DM that is way more likely to lead to success on grindr than like “hii how’s your day going?”. so it’s understandable that they behave that way

I love when gay guys talk sympathetically about how women have to deal with getting hit on by straight men as if the average gay man’s idea of flirting isnt a photo of his genitals and a slur

got rejected by a straight trans women for being bisexual. kind of interesting. not clear if she wants straight men as a status thing or a validation thing. bit of both maybe