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“The sole occurrence one wishes to avert is the unification of Russia and China. My task will be to disentangle them,” Donald Trump…
NASA announced at a press conference on Friday that it’s delaying its plans for a Moon landing until Artemis IV in 2028. The Artemis III mission, scheduled for 2027, was originally going to attempt to land on the Moon but will now be a test flight instead. NASA also says it’s “increasing its cadence of missions,” including adding a second test flight in 2027 and aiming for “at least one surface…
i have never had one and this is my dream toy. i don’t want to feel it stretch on the way in, only when i struggle and sob and strain and push it ouuuutttt. i would fill it with water and i would want it to be so heavy ohhhhh god, god fuck i need one so bad but i just haven’t gotten one ugh fuck im so hard 😖😵💫
i need to be squatting, grunting and straining hard around a crown so big and heavy and uncomfortable that it feels like there’s a bowling ball wedged in my hips </3 pleaseeee
“Babies are made to stay inside of vaginas for many hours. Babies should quit being pushed out in a hurry simply because momma is a bit uncomfortable with her baby being in vagina that needs to end and woman need to distract themselves with TV while allowing their baby to be inside their vagina a few hours a babies favorite place to be in inside of a vagina so we need to stop robbing these babies of how long they are supposed to be inside the vagina my wife only homebirths our last daught was inside of my wife’s vagina for 15 hours was my wife uncomfortable? Absolutely my daughter was 13 pounds however im not worried about mom’s pain during birth im only worried about my baby getting to be inside of my wife vagina for as long as possible”
On Thursday evening, with White House AI and crypto czar David Sacks looking over his shoulder, Donald Trump signed an executive order aiming to grab unilateral power over regulating artificial intelligence for the federal government. The order can’t by itself unilaterally override state AI laws, but it directs federal agencies to take steps to reduce or eliminate their influence, and discourage…
I promise that is not how I actually vacuum.
“I wanna push you around. I will, I will. I wanna push you down. I will, I will. I wanna take you for granted. I wanna take you for granted. I will.”
(Push, Matchbox Twenty)
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