You ever just suddenly remember a deadline is coming for you fast and
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the creature who invented the clock did not know the foul ends it would be turned to
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Me watching the deadline for my assignment tick closer: Oh wow I should get on that
*5 minutes go by*
Me: Yeah it’s pretty important and there’s no late passes so, yk
*half an hour later*
Me: I’ll start it soon
*2 hrs creep by*
Me: Aaaaaaaany second now….
(Rinse, recycle, repeat for the rest of the assignments staring pointedly — and quite judgementally — at me from my laptop)
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Guys i have a film analysis due tomorrow and i need motivation
I have 3 cans of redbull in my body and my medication im on the verge of a heart attack and i need methods to work now
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oh god deadlines ohhhhh good god deadlines of fucking hell I’m going to rip my brain out of the cranium and then smash it with my pile of assignments
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Stress as Energizer – Asrar Qureshi’s Blog Post #1219
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Busy as hell day tomorrow with two deadlines and maybe a potential new project for the coming months, let’s see how things will unfold!
Every week has been feeling like a deadline lately :(
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Types of Deadline
type 1: I’ve got ages i don’t even need to start thinking about this yet
type 2: oh shit oh shit oh FUCK
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Postal Service clarifies postmark rules that could affect ballot and tax deadlines
“For documents with hard deadlines, the Postal Service recommends bringing items to a Post Office counter and requesting a manual local postmark. This service is free and will always show the date you handed over your mail.”
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Every year, as December unfolds, a peculiar urgency fills the air.
It doesn’t matter whether you celebrate anything or not — the pressure arrives anyway.
Lesson 285: The Illusion of “Catching Up” Before the Year Ends
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the lion must pick up the front half of his floor by the time he goes to bed tomorrow
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Llegó la fecha límite - Google Tasks estrena deadlines (pero solo con fecha)
Google Tasks, el gestor de tareas de Google, ha comenzado a implementar el soporte para establecer “fechas límite” (deadlines), una función básica largamente esperada que ya ofrecen rivales como Todoist. Sin embargo, en una implementación “a medias”, la función solo permite establecer la fecha, sin la opción de añadir una hora específica, limitando su utilidad para tareas con horarios definidos.…
Llegó la fecha límite - Google Tasks estrena deadlines (pero solo con fecha)
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My creative writing professor: I don’t want you to work on assignments in weekends, nor do I want you to stay up late to finish them, so the deadline will be in the early evenings.
Student: But some of us want to write in the evenings, because that’s when we can focus or get inspiration.
Professor: I know, that’s why I set the deadline at 8. So the evening writers have some time as well.
Dude, at 8, my evening has barely started, let alone that my inspiration has come knocking. That bitch is still in her coffin, dead asleep like a vampire avoiding a glimpse of daylight.
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Me: *going to college* I am an adult and therefore can make my own choices.
Professors: we have strict assignment deadlines because you are a bunch of stupid children who can’t make wise or healthy decisions, so we’ll do it for you.
