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CUTIE PATOOTIE? Pt1
Slytherin Gang x fem! Slytherin! Soft! Readers
Slytherin Gang includes
Regulus Black
Five Hargreeves
Mattheo Riddle
Tom Riddle
Lorenzo Berkshire
Theodore Nott
Draco Malfoy
Blaise Zabini
Pansy Parkinson
Cast list at bottom( yes I want to torture you)
Warning: Slight cursing, maybe some kissing(not this chapter) , lots of fluff
3rd POV
The 1st day of 5th year should have been normal, but it wasn’t, and the boys could feel it.
It was quiet, not quiet to the point of questioning, but normal quiet. It was cold, which would take a little time to get used to because summer had just ended, and like always, on the first day, the boys were skipping welcoming ceremonies, either smoking, or just sitting, thinking, in absolute silence. Except Tom of course, the headboy who had one to many responsibilities.
“What do you think Pansy’s thinkin right now?” Theodore Nott says, slight amusement in his voice.
“Probably thinkin that we abandoned her, you should really learn to control you girl Malfoy.” Mattheo Riddle replies, with a little more amusement.
Malfoy, well Draco Malfoy(Draco Malfoy… MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS.) rolls his eyes in what seems like disgust. “She’s not my girlfriend mate.”
“Doesn’t seem like it.” Lorenzo Berkshire responds with a small smile.
“Yeah Mat, don’t you know, it’s Astoria.” Blaise Zabini says with a smile on his face.
Draco, once again, rolls his eyes, “ugh, don’t get me started, she’s been on every single one of our arses ever since that summer gala, especially Regulus.”
“Piss off, I’ve been trying to ignore her for ever.” Regulus replies.
“Well then you might want to watch out.” Five Hargreeves responds as the doors start to open. When the doors are finally open and everyone comes rushing in this ey can all see Pansy storming after them and Astoria following closely behind.
‘Here we go.’ They all thought.
“Where have you guys been!"Pansy said as she raised her voice at them.
"Yeah it was so boring without you guys.” Astoria States, while twirling a piece of her hair. Everyone rolls their eyes.
“ You guys missed some important information.” Pansy keeps talking with her hands on her hips.
“Pshh, it could be that important.” Mattheo responds.
“No, Pansy’s correct.” Tom Riddle says as he walks up slowly from behind them.
“Thank you!” Pansy starts.
“ Especially since it has to do with all of us."Tom says,while everybody except Pansy looks at him with aggressive confusion, but Astoria… Well let’s just say she was not in the right place.
"All of us…you say?"Astoria starts as she walks towards Tom and puts her hands on his chest. "Well I wasn’t exactly paying attention so-”
“Of course you weren’t, and no I will not teach you get off of me.” Tom says and he pushes her off of him. “And maybe go to your dorm while your at it.” And just like that, poof Astorias gone( wrong im right here you fuckin Brussel Sprout)
“Wait so what has to do with all of us that was so important” Mattheo says with air quotes around so important.
“There’s a new girl in our year, no clue why she got out into Slytherin she looks like a real pussy, but since she was they want her to be protected,” Pansy says, also putting air quotes around protected, “And apparently they like the idea of a group who hates pretty much everybody, to help her, so she’s rooming with me and only has classes that contain us.”
“Wait, we have to take care of a little girl?” Five says with a deadpan expression.
Pansy keeps talking with a roll of her eyes, “no, she’s our age, looks like a child tho.”
“Oh hell no.” Five blips away. (Blip is teleport)
“Did he really just leave?” Lorenzo says.
Theo lifts his cigarette from his lips, “Well you know Five he’s not very fond of…people.”
“Yeah well neither are we so, why us?” Mattheo says.
“No idea, but supposedly she’s already up in our dorm so with me luck.” Pansy states and them walks up the stairs to her dorm.
The next day the boys are waiting for Pansy in the common room, like they always do(even though they always complain), when she came down looking fully starstruck with a box of cookies in her hands.
“Woah what happened to you?” Theodore said to Pansy, laughing.
“Yeah you look like you saw a Dementor.” Mattheo said after.
“And whats with the box of cookies?” Lorenzo says.
“ I… Was so wrong,” Pansy starts, finally looking them in the eyes, while there were tears in hers, “the new kid we have to look after, oh my gosh, she’s the greatest thing ever…”
ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ʟᴀsᴛ ɴɪɢʜᴛ
Once Pansy arrived to your newly shared dorm, she opened the door and was greeted with multiple smells of seasoning.
She walked further into the room saw the (h/c) girl from the sorting ceremonie…cooking food?
For a few moments Pansy just stood there, shook.
The dorms didn’t normally have kitchens, but since Pansy was famous–not as famous as the boys but still pretty famous–she got a room with a kitchen, large bathroom, and really big closet, and it seemed that her new roommate was taking that kitchen to her advantage.
Pansy stood there for a little while longer until the girl actually noticed she was there.
“Oh, hello….” the girl said speaking a little softly.
“What…what are you doing?” Pansy replied, sounding a little annoyed. Then the girl took a short pause.
“Well I noticed that you didn’t really eat during the um,” she spoke, the whispered as she asked her self a question,“what do you call it again? ” And no matter how quiet her whispering was, Pansy still heard her.
“The sorting ceremonies.” Pansy helped.
“Yes that, I notice that you didn’t really eat and I felt bad because you deserve dnt really have a choice of bunking with me so I made some Pasta for you.” the girl finished her rant.
There was a pause…for a moment the two girls just stared at each other. The one making food thought that she had done something wrong, especially when Pansy put her head down, but in reality it was just to hide he blushing face.
“Thank you…” Pansy said as she walked closer to the girl, grabbing a bowl with food.
They didn’t talk to each other for the rest of the night,but in the morning there was a box filled with freshly baked cookies with a little note saying “𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓲𝓷𝓫𝓮𝓽𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓼, 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽 day😊”
ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛ
“I’m sorry, the girl at the sorting ceremonies did that?” Tom said closing his book.
“Yes! It was the greatest thing ever! I was crying, but I didn’t show her, obviously.”
“Well, where is she?” Mattheo asked, intrigued now.
“Huh? Oh she left a while ago, I bet she’s already going to class.”
“Why would she be going to class, we have 30 minutes?"Lorenzo asked.
"I don’t know, I think I heard her last night say something about finding her classes.”
“Well didn’t you say that she has classes with all of us?"Blaise asked.
"Yeah, let’s go look at our schedules and find her."Lorenzo spoke, clearly exited to meet this girl.
"I’m gonna stay back.” Draco said.
“Yeah, me to, I’m not going to spend my morning looking for someone who isn’t nearly important."Theodore said.
"That fine, but Mattheo, Blaise, Lorenzo, Tom, Regulus and I are gonna go look for her.” Pansy said.
“No, I’m staying back too, I’ve got someone else to look for, Five didn’t come back last night.” Regulus responded.
And after that they all went their seperate ways.
TOM HUGHES AS
TOM RIDDLE
LOUIS PARTRIDGE AS
LORENZO BERKSHIRE
TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET AS
REGULUS BLACK
TOM FELTON AS
DRACO MALFOY
LORENZO ZURZOLO AS
THEODORE NOTT
BENJAMIN WADSWORTH AS
MATTHEO RIDDLE
AIDEN GALLAGHER AS
FIVE HARGREEVES
MAX RIGEL AS
BLAISE ZABINI
SCARLETT BYRNE AS
PANSY PARKINSON
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Riddle me this,
You answer me but I never ask a question, what am I?
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Trying To Solve the Liar Paradox
OK
So
Paradoxes are abnormal
they’re usually questions,
but unlike normal question that go on a straight line and end at a certain point
they’re either endless lines or straight up a circle.
I believe paradoxes are a circle due to the fact they’re contradictory - and ‘go around in full circles’
So “This statement is a lie” Paradox cannot be solved with simply a yes or no or truth or lie so lets put out some scenarios
1. The grammar is wrong
If the grammar is wrong, lets say maybe the subject is vague or its missing this or forgot to add this, the question can never be solved!you can’t solve a question if the question itself is wrong! You’d need to fix it.
2. Intention of the speaker
you can find a lot of truth’s from the speaker’s intentions if it’s a lie it may very well be a lieif it’s true it may very well be trueif its both or none, it may very well be so.but just because you intend something as true, doesn’t mean what you say is true.
3. Nature
Check the nature of the sentenceis it confusing? cunning? deceitful? or hard to swallow or see?im a way, It has a nature of a lie, most people would say, but it’s also something hard to swallow. it could be a half truth or half lie, but then again, some people see half truth’s as lies anyways.
4. No answer or more than one answer
since it goes around in circles, it literally either has no end, or is basically many answers at the same time whether or not it’s self contradictory, pretty much the definition of a paradox btw
5. Open to interpretation
to put it simply, there is simply no right or wrong answer, all that’s left is for the human mind to decide.some people think some things are right while others could think it’s wrongconsidering it’s a circle, it will always switch depending on your perspective
6. It’s directed somewhere else
if the statement was given more context, maybe the speaker is actually talking about a different statement and not the statement itself. If that’s the case, we can truly solve the actual answer, but right now there’s no evidence for that.
I believe I had more theories but I don’t quite remember
WEEEEE
I’m so stupid
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“Writing the Riddler is hard, how can you come up with new riddles after 40 years of comics?”
What’s always moving but ever present? Whats vital for all but deadly alone? Whats always silent but greets its visitors?
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Riddle me this…
Mercury and Venus have none of me, Mars has two, Pluto has five, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune have many, and Earth has but one. What am I?
