Neuro
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Sorry for taking so long to get to this! I’m awful at writing Neuro in explicit contents, so I struggled quite a bit figuring out what to do with him.
But thank you for letting me indulge and making Zane a whore. You’re the best, anon.
Requested by: Anonymous
Pairing: Neuro x Zane (Ninjago)
Kinks: Riding
Con: Consensual
“Faster, faster!” Zane huffed as he bounced up and down on Neuro’s dick. The metal against Neuro’s skin was quite cool, which Neuro welcomed since the sensation kept him grounded. “Please, give me everything! I need it…I need you.”
“I’m tr-trying,” Neuro panted. “You’re just…you’ve got much mo-more stamina than me.”
Zane couldn’t help himself as a delirious giggle slipped his lips. He was honestly having the time of his life. “I can’t help it, I’ve admittedly been pent up for quite a while.”
“I can imagine,” Neuro murmured, sweat beads dripping down the side of his face.
If anyone else knew that Zane could get quite so horny, he would literally spontaneously combust out of pure embarrassment. He felt like he had a bit of a reputation he was supposed to maintain, and being the “smart” ninja seemed to come with the pre-notion that he thought he was above being kinky. That he was above human desires and wants, being a literal robot and all. That was very much not true.
Zane liked having sex. He liked the way it made him feel human and normal. When he had sex, he was different or exceptional. He was just your average Ninjago citizen, who liked doing steamy things. He didn’t have to stand out in all the ways that hurt.
Thankfully, Neuro was quite good at keeping secrets. Being able to read minds and all that, he was quite well versed in not spilling the beans. And he was nice enough to not hold Zane’s libido over his head to make Zane do what he wanted…not that Zane was against that. Being the bottom was actually kinda fun for him. But right now was good enough. He was able to finally let off some steam and indulge, and he was happy about it.
“Zane,” Neuro groaned. “I don’t think I can do this f-for much longer…”
Zane nodded. “Alright. Let me finish, and then maybe we can call it there.”
He climaxed with Neuro still in his ass, before climbing off the other man and giving Neuro a handjob to help him finish too. “A bath sounds really nice,” he purred into Neuro’s ear, which caused Neuro to just chuckle.
“I get the feeling you’re just using me for my bathtub.”
“Maybe I am, maybe I’m not.”
“Well, alright. If you can do me a favour and strip the sheets, I’ll get the water running.”
That was good enough for Zane. Tonight was a lovely night indeed.
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Why isnt my tags on tumblr loading. How am i supposed to hyperfixate on my tags now
Much sad
Much angy
Grrrrr
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Not a big Neuro shipper but for you, anon, I’ll do anything.
This gave me a chance to try something new so I’m down
Requested by: Anonymous
Pairing: Kai x Neuro (Ninjago)
Kinks: Telepathic sex
Con: Consensual
Heavens above, why were the ninja so annoying?
It was supposed to be a nice dinner at the Noodle House, a casual affair. At least, that’s what Neuro had planned. Kai, however, seemed to have a very different idea.
Neuro hadn’t assumed anything out of the ordinary at first; why would he? When he looked up from his menu, Kai was standing in the corner chatting with Nya. The second they locked eyes, Kai smirked and raised up his beer. Neuro returned a polite smile in greeting, then went back to pouring over the menu.
Until he heard it. A voice whispering in his head.
Neurooooooo…
Neuro jumped a little in his seat and glanced up, looking around to see who was calling his name. But nobody was paying him any attention. Okay, so they had to be thinking about it instead. But why? People tended not to like knowing that a guy could just casually read their minds. So they never intentionally sought him out, unless they wanted something from him.
You don’t know what you do to me, man…or what I wanna do to you…
Neuro blushed a little, but thankfully, no eyes were on him. “What…” he mumbled to himself, suddenly feeling quite shy.
Fuck, I wanna ravish you. Drop your pants down, sink to my knees, and give you the thrill of a lifetime. I bet you’d taste so good. The thoughts seemed to drawl, as though they had one too many drinks. Clearly someone wasn’t very good at keeping their dirtyness to themselves.
I can hear you, by the way, Neuro thought back, completely beet red at this point. Oh, this was so awkward. He felt like he had accidentally intruded on something he didn’t mean to, except he was the target of everything, so now he was even more confused.
Oh, I know.
Neuro slammed the menu shut, thankfully drowned out by the music Skylor was playing and looked back up…to lock eyes with Kai again. The Master of Fire was quite flushed, likely from all the beer he had drunk, but the smirk on his face was still clear as day. He knew exactly what he was doing, the little shit.
Neuro sighed in defeat. I should’ve known.
Is that a yes to the blowjob?
…it’s not a no.
Kai chuckled to himself, but Neuro could still imagine his voice from here. More images flooded his mind, of them sneaking off to the men’s room together and Kai holding true to his promise of giving Neuro the thrill of a lifetime.
Neuro got up from his seat and marched to the bathroom without another word.
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i wanted to mention this study in my article but it doesn’t fit the flow so you 🫵 are going to hear about it
shimo et al. (2023) put mice through a social defeat paradigm and found that the immune system started attacking healthy brain tissue (!!!) in stress-susceptible mice. the chronic social defeat stress model is an animal model of depression which involves exposing a rodent to unfamiliar (male, territorial) rodents who basically want it gone or want to beat the shit out of it
presence of these same antibodies (brain-reactive IgG antibodies) in humans is associated with the inability to feel pleasure, the most devastating symptom of depression imo
the mice also became socially avoidant, which is interesting to consider as a possible function of anhedonia. nothing feels good, you don’t approach others, you stay safe. that’s just my interpretation though and the social avoidance might just be a fear response
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please tell me i’m the first person to do this ive been wheezing for five full minutes 😭🙏
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What makes her different? It’s not just the tech (though, hello, *mind-blowing* responses). It’s the way she *feels* real. 🎭 Whether she’s cracking jokes, diving into deep convos, or just vibing with her community, Neuro-sama’s redefining what it means to connect in the digital age.
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Aging Out of Fucks: The Neuroscience of Why You Suddenly Can’t Pretend Anymore
Research in neuroscience shows that as we age, the brain undergoes a process called synaptic pruning. Neural pathways that aren’t essential get trimmed away. Your brain is essentially Marie Kondo-ing itself, keeping what serves you and discarding what doesn’t.
And all those neural pathways dedicated to hypervigilant people-pleasing? They’re often first on the chopping block.
