Kill me once: owwwiieeeee:(((
Kill me twice: how did you do that
1 hour ago
@egg-node
🥚 <- that's me(header drawn by @british-hero)
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Every time I go back and replay that scene of Kaneeka saying how no one will miss her or care or even know she was gone, I think immediately of Miles, who went crying to you for help because there was someone he cared about who was missing but he couldn’t remember what any of it was about but still had the feeling like it was all his fault. HELP. MY HEART CAN’T TAKE THIS
I wonder then if any of the Witch’s daughters had siblings, if any of them had a brother, who would sit at the dinner table and wonder why it felt like there was a deep pit in their stomach like someone very very important was gone but they can’t remember who or why there’s one extra chair that always remains empty
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if magic was real I’d get really into wizardry long enough to learn like 3 spells then move on and 4 years later id be like oh yeah I remember how to summon flame. probably. and then id do all the hand motions out of order and explode
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🌾🌾🌾
Harvesting my wheat
Hehehehehe
Can I fucking help you?
my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just…. believed her
What
What
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realized my OC, Baker, needed something. So I gave her a dog
I think it’d help pull her food cart AND offer protection from unruly patrons.
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The duo! They may look a bit serious in here but they are quite goofy together, mostly Eidan’s fault since Zenith is more of trying to behave and such. There is still one more member but I have yet to redesign them 🤫
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Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out
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half paying attention and the 7-11 cashier was pronouncing 12 dollars as “two elf dollars” and I kept saying “what?”
6 us dollars = 1 elf dollar
I was curious if the exchange rate has gotten worse so I did a quick search for elf inflation and
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Delighted to have an excuse to do pixel art again! Thought I’d try my hand at some of the character transformation sequences, since they’re so meat, er, I mean neat.
Also a Jeanne and some bonus lemon demons (because Audrey reminds me so much of Cabinet Man hehe.) The style is a little tricky to nail down but if nothing else, I enjoyed using the colour palette :)
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FUCK. i think i have to learn blender
the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:
every day i log in here and get beat up by genies
HEY !!!!
the horse when asked what he would like for dinner
put a bullet in me already why dont you
hold on. everyone shut up. i need to cry about the concept of a touch-starved gun
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SCP Entry: My Buddy Kyle
Description:
This is my buddy Kyle who is my friend from college.
ALTPicture 1: Kyle
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Containment Procedures:
You can’t contain him, he is always out there doing wild shit.
ALTPicture 2: Photo Kyle Posted of Him Balancing a Banana on His Head at Last Week’s BBQ Which Made Us All Laugh I Was There
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Incident Report 1:
Kyle Anomalously remembered my birthday and said happy birthday to me and gifted me a game on steam that I never heard of but ended up really really liking.
ALTPicture 3: The Game Kyle Gifted Me on Steam. It Is Like Mario With Roguelike Elements.
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Incident Report 2:
He also helped me move
