what the fuck does this sites backend look like

thank you australian government from protecting me, a child (21 year old) from the scary hells of the internet

real

THREE men stumbled upon a cache of steroids in the woods.

The weak man said “I shall not inject these steroids, for I am a weak man and have no need of strength.”

The strong man said “I shall inject these steroids into my arms and improve my power and ability to lift boxes and impress women.”

The wise man said nothing and injected the steroids directly into his brain.

we fucked up

imagining a guy who tries to get people into socialism by taking advantage of the american exceptionalism they already harbor and things get worse immediately, like “they call it ‘socialism with chinese characteristics’, but what about 'socialism with AMERICAN characteristics’?”

are they was fuck?

Thank you all for being a patron of the Wonderful Funny Circus, coming from far and wide for so many years to see our wonderful funny clowns. Since we are the only operating circus that has such wonderful funny clowns, we know how much you come to our circus specifically to see them, and to laugh and have fun in a way that, simply put, no other circus can offer. We have decided to executed the clowns

anyways i finally framed my cosmonaut postcards with minimal damage

woke (adj.) of or relating to replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver

sure

And the ultimate bloging begins

It Ends

And the ultimate bloging ends

im betting theyre trying to kill the site to free up the budget/resources

I need to see how this reblog thing works, can some of u reblog and talk within those separate reblogs?

Yeah the moment a second person reblogs my post from someone else, I am no longer able to see their comments nor is it tallied to my original post, thus making it completely separate from mine. Fucking bullshit. Legitimately terrible for everyone.

And of course this reblog under my own post now has its own SEPERATE notes, reblogs and replies.

testing

kind of guessing but it seems the price of gold increases during the leadup to an economic crisis, and its higher than its ever been

current events got me feeling like susan

this deltapack has got me woozy

kris noelle ralsei susie

if this site has to be like Twitter can we get a grok to torture

well About That. tumblr staff have a really awesome job offer for you they asked me to pass along,

Finally, Jame7t makes it big as the Disgusting Pig for Website Torture

Same as it ever was

if this site has to be like Twitter can we get a grok to torture

Hunter-gatherer’s approach to manufacturing textiles:

1. Find a suitable 3D mass
2. Peel off its outer layer to get a 2D sheet

Agriculturalist’s approach to manufacturing textiles:

1. Produce a 1D filament
2. Shape it into a 2D space-filling curve

if they go through with this–and i can’t remember a single time tumblr dot com course corrected in recent memory–i will genuinely be really really sad. one of my absolute favorite parts of this site was being able to look at the notes of a post and see the conversations it had sparked, see if someone had already raised a point i was planning to raise, see if the op had responded to a response i found interesting. this will massively hinder this from happening, while also making it much harder to use the notes of posts as blocklists (a basic proactive safety precaution to be a trans woman with any kind of following on here) and much easier to direct harassment at whomever one pleases

Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve. 

Soon, you’ll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog’s author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn’t add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn’t lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we’re only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be… a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

Not only will this ruin a core element of Tumblr, it will make it very difficult to tell where and when a post is getting traction. People are on this website because it isn’t Twitter. Making it more like Twitter will turn people away.

The last thing this website needs is a culture of catty twitter-style quote-retweets. This will actively encourage more toxic users to interact with your posts because their traffic will be more difficult to track.

i would like to see christians actually oppressed for once this is going too far

Making reblog chains their own post is a fucking insane idea what is staff smoking. Removing core Tumblr features.

This is also going to make it harder to track where, how, and from whom, you are receiving harassment.

what do you mean split note count for posts what

there are 2 kinds of tf2 players left in 2026 and theyre lilythesparklekitty (she/her) and Mr. Slurs. And they are both equally likely to have one of the girls from lucky ★ star as their icon

Its kinda crazy how we’re likely seeing the real time active dismantlement of the petrodollar right before our eyes while also its just another Monday

Crude settled in yuan is starting to flow through Hormuz

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they are probably so desperate they will reinstate the draft, theyll probably change their mind about trans people being in the military too lmao

thinking about how we got here and it was kind of inevitable