ZoLu Argument
(This is actually a disagreement my husband and I had, but it seems ZoLu coded. So I’m sharing it here.)
Zoro: I really wish you would stop calling me your ex-boyfriend.
Luffy: But you are my ex-boyfriend.
Zoro: Just because I’m your fiance doesn’t mean I’m an ex! If anything it’s an upgrade.
Luffy: It is an upgrade, but you’re not my boyfriend anymore. So that makes you an ex.
Zoro: It’s confusing as hell and you’re worrying our friends when you call me that! When we are married, are you gonna start calling me your ex-fiance?!
Luffy: Of course! What else would I call you?
Zoro: How about your husband?!!!
Luffy: But ex is funnier.










