Jake: Hey, Leon, what’s *insert relevant American culture meme*?

Leon (joking): Oh, that? What, they don’t teach you this where you’re from?

Jake(also joking, but being oblivious to the implications): Yeah, no. My school got bombed when I was around eight. Kinda hard to get an education when there isn’t a damn building.

Leon: …

Everyone:…

Jake: …

Jake: Oh come on! Sherry’s allowed to joke about her school getting bombed, but I can’t?!

Leon: …Sherry says it when she does something dumb and wants a silly excuse. When you say it, it just reminds us that you grew up in a war-torn country.

Jake: Man, screw you!

and sometimes i want a messy room and always i want a cat

ALT

This can got away from the Mashu. I hope they don’t try to open it as soon as they catch up to it…

Polestar aims to shake off EV doldrums with 4 new models in 3 years

The Swedish automaker, which is owned by China’s Geely, said it will start delivering its Polestar 5 grand tourer to customers this summer, followed by a new long-roof variant of its Polestar 4 in the fourth quarter. In early 2027, a “new successor” to the Polestar 2 will go into production. And in 2028, the company is planning to release a compact premium SUV as the Polestar 7.

The news comes…

Polestar aims to shake off EV doldrums with 4 new models in 3 years

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@chocolateguru

Sat here drinking my boba shake for five minutes before I realized there was a (live) bug in it. F%#$ me I guess

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Ideas for remodeling a sizable craftsman master bedroom with carpeting, beige walls, and no fireplace

6th International Conference on Arts, Management, Science and Social Science

Emma Stone and Bryce Dallas Howard are so excited

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Shaking Pens

I have ink pens that you have to shake so the ink goes to the tip. I said what I said.

“Shake, shake, shake, Senora. Shake your body line. Whoa. Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake it all the time. Work, work, work, Senora. Work your body line. Work, work, work, Senora. Work it all the time.”
(Jump In The Line, Harry Belafonte)

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