a story in two parts (????)

why must i live in a world built for cars instead of people and how can it not even have room for the car that it made me need what the hell man

[image 1] terezi homestuck holding poob
[image 2] walmart.
[image 3] parking spiral.

you ever pull into a parking spot, fully expecting to have fucked it up? like, the angle felt off? but then in the rearview camera, it is revealed that not ONLY did you not fuck it up, you may have just performed the world’s best most perfectest parking job?

Why is there no posts i can find about how evil towing companies are

Yeah we took your car and it costs $300 to return it plus $50 per day that you cant pay us. If you cant afford it then we take it and sell it at an auction where we get all the profit. This is because you parked at the side of the road next to your class at university who charges $300 per semester for parking

Every time I go to the grocery store I’ll try to park in an area without cars nearby. Sometimes I’m the only car for multiple lanes. Then when I finish shopping and come back, somebody will have ignored all the other open spaces and parked next to me. Like clockwork

Alicante activa el proceso para renovar la concesión del parking de la Montañeta con un cánon de 8,5 millones en 15 años

El Ayuntamiento de Alicante ha aprobado este martes en Junta de Gobierno el inicio del expediente de contratación y sometimiento a exposición pública del estudio de viabilidad económico-financiero para la concesión del aparcamiento subterráneo de la Plaza de la Montañeta para 15 años, que incluye la reforma de la instalación y la plaza, con un canon de explotación estimado en 8.553.529 euros para…

Alicante activa el proceso para renovar la concesión del parking de la Montañeta con un cánon de 8,5 millones en 15 años

my favorite bit of friend group mythology is The Parking Fairy (she/they)

I’m probably the most spiritual/ superstitious of the four of us, and 2/4 don’t believe in any stitions as a whole!

HOWEVER!

The Parking Fairy is referred to as a diety with whom to pray and thank! What does she do? Gives queers like us the ability to find good parking everywhere we go. In exchange for this ability, however, one must thank them for every good parking spot, and of course, what she giveth she also taketh away. Every food delivery, and about 1/10 restaurant trips, WILL have something go wrong.

Anyway, like to charge reblog to cast, or something. Maybe pray to our little fairy the next time you need a good parking spot.

Parking, somewhere in Northwest China

People that park in front of the doors of a store (Walmart) are stupid and awful.

A) Firelane.

B) I can’t see people coming out of the doors to drive around.

C) It’s 9 PM, there’s an open parking spot right there, 20 extra feet won’t kill your friend. If it does, online order pickup is free (at least where we live) or you could drive up when they come out.

Wavre. Le parking des Carabiniers © Imatext

✨ Adulting Wins: The Pull-Through Edition ✨

POV: You’ve officially entered the era where a “pull-through” parking space is the highlight of your entire week. 🚗💨 Forget the club, we’re out here romanticizing the absolute convenience of never having to put the car in reverse at a crowded Target parking lot. It’s the little things—the small, suburban victories that make you feel like you’ve actually got your life together. 🕊️🐚

There’s just something so deeply satisfying about that straight line to freedom. 🏹✨ No backup camera anxiety, no tight squeezes, just pure, unadulterated efficiency. If you know the sheer shot of dopamine that comes from spotting an empty double-space from three rows away, you’re officially one of us. Welcome to the “simple joys” phase of life. It’s quiet, it’s organized, and we always have snacks in the center console. 🧸🥨☕️

Reblog if you’ve ever looped a parking lot twice just to find the perfect pull-through. 🚗💨 Follow for more relatable adulting moments, suburban aesthetics, and daily mood boosts. ✨🌙

Take it easy rider
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