#lmfaoooo

just googled ’antonym for longer’ bc i completely forgot the word ’shorter’ exists. am i cooked?

this but its me and wukong hes the guy im the girl

adding this back to my blog - adonis’ nicknames for robin so far :

my love
my dear
my sunshine
my everything
my little meow meow
mr. scrumdiddlyumptious
princess

i used a tanning bed for the first time ever today and the lady who helped me said 11 mins was ok bc my skin is darker. i’m burnt as hell and i’ve been shaky and faint for hours

friday the 13th really is my lucky day. i have the honest to god, Best Worst Luck that a person could have, and it’s never more apparent than on fridays that happen to also be 13ths. like, i hadn’t even been back at work for half an hour and someone drove into my car. and my car doesn’t even have a scratch on it. nice new dent on that dumbass’s license plate though.

real good job driving into an already parked vehicle. truly, nobody’s doing it like you

Lol Otocon is backpedaling hard and we’re not. Interested.

Yo I love my TL 😭😭

jordan can we pant into eachother’s mouths and can i whine for you while you tease my cock

its so beautiful… it brings me to tears 🥹

i just realized the gen 10 starters are just me and my partners and im that fuckass angery bird

i really hate harry styles deeply

even ryo’s hired thugs were weirded tf out

I don’t think it’s very ripe either, honestly.

Seems a little hard.

bruh I’ve been writing and researching so much Perturabo pilled stuff for my fanfics that my algorithm now shows me ads for construction logistics 💀

you let me lose my shaaa dowwww

I need to start getting paid or something I’m doing GODS work. I AM GOD

I walked in the pitch dark, at two in the morning, with no shoes on, wearing nothing but swim shorts, down a rural desert road to let two locals girls into the gated community to get drunk and make out in the pool.