#what a moron

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god-of-spring
god-of-spring

friday the 13th really is my lucky day. i have the honest to god, Best Worst Luck that a person could have, and it’s never more apparent than on fridays that happen to also be 13ths. like, i hadn’t even been back at work for half an hour and someone drove into my car. and my car doesn’t even have a scratch on it. nice new dent on that dumbass’s license plate though.

real good job driving into an already parked vehicle. truly, nobody’s doing it like you

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actualstardust
actualstardust

haha guys wouldn’t it be really silly for someone to roll their ankle two days before flying haha who would do that

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thetreesliketalkingtome
thetreesliketalkingtome

Chat

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Bomb rush cyberfunk fandom


Here’s our boy with the (previously) missing head,

Felix, featuring some headcanons for his design

Isn’t he pretty


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khaeyong
khaeyong

Boss at previous job that fired me via text message used to use chat gpt for all her emails and put HIPAA info in there like if she needed to tell someone to do something with a chart…….

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pancakejikook
pancakejikook

Wtf is this clown even saying 😭

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mistyquigleydyke
mistyquigleydyke

oh miranda hilmarson, the fucking idiot that you are…

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thetreesliketalkingtome
thetreesliketalkingtome

Everyone please meet one of my other Bomb rush cyberfunk ocs!

His name is Flint :P

I drew this a bit ago..but I am still very happy with how it turned out!

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bigbenmitchell
bigbenmitchell

OK, I guess I was wrong about the spoilers for this week being completely inaccurate.

They’re slightly inaccurate but not wildly so. I guess they just did a few minor script changes and cut a few scenes.

I am surprised they repeated the plot point of Johnny mass emailing clients.

Wildly hilarious. Like how this guy made it through law school is a total mystery to me.

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comrade-durak
comrade-durak

my favourite thing is when tumblr gave me jill/carlos after i post things related to chris and jill

[[MORE]]
you thought wesker being supportive? this sneaky bastard took advantage at the first opportunityALT

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esoteriicangel
esoteriicangel

my boyfriend just told me to “watch this” while he was playing mario kart on my switch and then he completely overshot the trick and fell off where he was trying to land .

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oxygenpdf
oxygenpdf

Yeah, Ykw Indy car can we stop with this silly shit. Might as well reset the whole fucking grid. (Edit: didn’t mean to add the f1 tag, force of habit)

Congrats Cadillac, you added another idiot to your roster

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gotham-at-nightfall
gotham-at-nightfall

Absolute fuckwit

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s0ny4trix
s0ny4trix

literally FUCK TRUMP

im so pissed rn

gtfo

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wyf-of-bathe
wyf-of-bathe

President Bone Spurs at it again, dodging drafts we didn’t even know existed lol.

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webntrmpt2x
webntrmpt2x
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supersunsetnova
supersunsetnova

TRUMP: He had MS-13 on his knuckles, tattooed!

MORAN: That was photoshopped

TRUMP: Terry, they’re giving you the big break of a lifetime. I picked you. But you’re not being very nice.

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thetreesliketalkingtome
thetreesliketalkingtome

Here’s an old video from last year of some brc gameplay that I wanted to share here too. I’m still not over the glitch it’s so silly

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garoudensetsu
garoudensetsu
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thelovelesslesbian
thelovelesslesbian

I showed my mother the asmr deportation video the white house posted thinking okay there is no way a sane person could possibly think this is an okay thing to joke about and she just shrugged and said well asmr probably doesn’t stand for that it’s probably an acronym for something else like ??? How fucking brainless do you have to be? How much in complete denial?

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k3yreviewer25
k3yreviewer25

what the fuck is bro talking about