friday the 13th really is my lucky day. i have the honest to god, Best Worst Luck that a person could have, and it’s never more apparent than on fridays that happen to also be 13ths. like, i hadn’t even been back at work for half an hour and someone drove into my car. and my car doesn’t even have a scratch on it. nice new dent on that dumbass’s license plate though.
real good job driving into an already parked vehicle. truly, nobody’s doing it like you












