Level 99 Challenge

if you were hoping for multiple hems, look elsewhere

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protect trans kids

the new “yes, and”

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free Palestine

wow! i love this freedom that i’ve been given to explore the space

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Black trans lives matter

i know you are, but what am i

wait

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insulin should be free

yup. just then. juuuust. just then. right at that moment. there he, uh… wait, nope, not yet. just then. soon. i hope

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protect trans kids

well that’s a good question. i hope that valvados will get to continue being the #girlboss that she is. thank you for asking

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free Palestine

then he pumped a machine gun like a shotgun…

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Black trans lives matter

in galaxy far, far, far, far away…

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insulin should be free

AERITH: i bet i’ll get a total of, like, two lines

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protect trans kids

H: oh hey cloud, how’s it going

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free Palestine

no “please” involved. this is not a request

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Black trans lives matter

now it’s not hard. used to be, you’d have to keep doin’ the play ‘til ya got it exactly right. and they wouldn’t even show you the script! lost a lot of fine folks that way

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insulin should be free

a new twist on an old classic

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protect trans kids

oh wow, tonight show? jimmy fallon is here??

…so this is the exit, right

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free Palestine

“most of the other couples got bored and left. some of us, we’ve been waiting here since sunrise”

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Black trans lives matter

aw dang, we’re in evangelion land now

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insulin should be free

we can’t, aerith, the lift is broken, don’t you remember??

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protect trans kids

“please, nobody else here. i. i need this”

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free Palestine

“this was well-publicized and everyone knows it!”

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Black trans lives matter

oh ho ho, now cloud turns on the charm

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insulin should be free

me when i get a “what?” text box during this nonsense

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protect trans kids

you’re right, aerith, i suppose you could say that we’re all a little touchy

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free Palestine

yeah… don’t take me for a real fool… take me for a fake one instead… that’s what ff stands for… fake fool… this is fake fool 7…

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Black trans lives matter

oh yeah, adate. i know all about adates. i go on adates all the time. i’m like a, uh. a professional adater

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insulin should be free

most people don’t remember that in the original release, they get caught in a loop of these past two lines for about eleven or twelve times through. they don’t remember it because it didn’t happen

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protect trans kids

well i’m not sure we’d both fit. why not a larger fruit, perhaps

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free Palestine

where do i fuckin’ start, cloud

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Black trans lives matter

aerith thinks tabletop guillotine is very funny

i *checks the t&c* have no strong opinion about this

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insulin should be free

correct! the question was “what is the last letter of the english alphabet, in two sets of four?”

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protect trans kids

the 2026 mood

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free Palestine