BRIG KEEN SWAN

words have lost their meaning
as hieroglyphics never had
i hate haiku because

40m dead in the
great war
m = million
plural

drawl, y'all
slanguage
dictocalypse

WE REIGNS BANK
katana
kanji
kayak
one of these is not
like the others
none of these theses
sheds a tear
for not being under
stood
under

no such thing
as a great
war unless
you mean

the dead

pond scum
frog leap
death sound
there i fixed it

60m dead in the
second
great war
m = millionaires

BREAKING NEWS
broke the contemporary mind
the current thread lines
broke the internet
of every thing

civil war?
is that supposed to be
funny?

.62m dead in the
war against abolition
m = 

But I Killed a Chance of Yankees
And I’d like to Kill Some More
I Won’t be Reconstructed
And I Do Not Give a Damn

welcome to the Rhyme Zone

BRAKING SWEEN
sentences exist only
to persuade, to perambulate,
to perceive, to percolate,
to perversity, to perjure,
to personify, to perpetuate,

this poem is written in
9th grade standard american english
despite the fact that
infinite monkeys eating mushrooms
wrote it

4m dead in the
named war
Viet Nam
m = My Lai

a pock
a lips
a comin’
naw neither

BEER GNAWS INK
the problem began
with
Edward Brinkley
Peter Cronkite
Walter Murrow
David Jennings
but McLuhan
set the stage
on fire

was this fore deigned?
a worm in
the unintentional design?
was there a sine?

BAR GENE WINKS
ah fuck it this
was supposed to be a
poem but
fuck that
fuck off
fuck you

and you’re lying words

m mor ded 2 cum lol

tick tock…

started t again and i keep cumming sooooo fast dada keeps making fun of me bc I cant stop cumming over and over again on his mouth and cock and from just rubbing on his thigh hhhhhhhh he thinks its cute when I cry through yet another orgasm bc he won’t stop playing with me even when im begging him to stop bc its too much I just keep cumming hnnnhnhnhnnn

CAN’T TOUCH ME LIKE GOJO

that’s all.

Marcel Duchamp is most famously known as the Dada artist who pioneered the “readymade”. He took existing objects and labeled them as art. Most notoriously, he put a urinal in a gallery and called it art (Fountain - 1917). This was done to test the subjective nature of art. He said: “If you’re going to call ‘anything’ art, then I will give you a piece of plumbing and see if you’re brave enough to worship it.” When people actually did start calling the urinal beautiful, he was disgusted. He felt he had failed because he had accidentally created a new “taste.” Facing this quagmire, he moved his creativity to a domain where frauds are mathematically unwelcome: Chess. He earned the official title of Chess Master from the French Chess Federation in 1925 and represented France in four Chess Olympiads between 1928 and 1933. In chess, you can’t call a losing move “beautiful” just to be edgy. If you are a bad player, you lose. In contrast to the subjective art world, chess is governed by the integrity of the results. There is a legendary story that his first wife was so frustrated by his obsession with chess that she glued his chess pieces to the board while he was asleep. They were divorced three months later. While the genius of Fountain remained a matter of opinion, the separation became a tangible and permanent truth.  

i can’t believe dada is real

Raoul Hausmann (1886-1971), Der Kunstkritiker (The Art Critic), 1919-20, lithograph and printed paper on paper, Tate.

I Work at BP - Damien Planet and the Fvck Stephens

I Would Breathe In Asbestos - Damien Planet and the Fvck Stephens

Gunnar Ekelöf. Dadaist-Constructivist, Edited and with a foreword by Ulf Thomas Moberg, Cinclus Förlag, Bromma, Stockholm, 1986 [konkretpoesi. Art: © Gunnar Ekelöf]

Contains facsimiles of Ekelöf’s notebooks from 1927-1930 with dadaist inspired poems and drawings, written in French

Kurt Schwitters, Untitled (Blurred), (black printer’s ink on coated paper), 1930 [MoMA, New York, NY. © 2026 ARS, New York / VG Bild-Kunst, Bonn]

ELC is literally so amazing😫 EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU NETT

Hannah Höch (1889-1978)

Dada collage, Ohne Titel (untitled, 1921)

Nach der romantischen Bewegung von Surrealismus und Dada ist die Malerei abgeschafft worden, der Maler ist abgeschafft worden, und übrig bleibt nur der halb dem Wahnsinn Verfallene, der freiwillige Irre, der unbeirrt seinen verzweifelten Kampf mit der Realität ausführt.

(Meredith Etherington-Smith – Salvador Dali – eine Biografie; Seite 268).

Francis Picabia, Le double monde, (Ripolin and oil on cardboard), 1919 [Centre Pompidou, Paris. Public domain. Photo: Centre Pompidou, MNAM-CCI / Philippe Migeat / Dist. GrandPalaisRmn]

Francis Picabia, Poster for New Year’s Eve event featuring performances of Relâche and Cinésketch by Ballets Suédois, Théâtre des Champs Elysées, Paris, December 31, 1924, (lithograph with watercolor additions), 1924, Printed by La Société des Imprimeries l'hoir, Paris [MoMA, New York, NY. © ARS, New York / ADAGP, Paris]

Francis Picabia, L'oeil cacodylate, (mixed media on canvas), 1921 [Centre Pompidou, Paris. Public domain. Photo: Centre Pompidou, MNAM-CCI / Philippe Migeat / Dist. GrandPalaisRmn]

lmao skepta