Im gunna blow my load into my Servus industrial wellies after I cut the grass 💦

Im gunna blow my load into my Servus industrial wellies after I cut the grass 💦

“They’ve got some thing about blokes; they round up boys and let them be king for a few weeks and then stick antlers on their heads and kill them at new moon. Or full moon. Or one of those moons. Obsessed by the fucking moon. If you ask me, it’s cos they’ve got no telly.”
—Naomi Alderman/The Power