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I got a big ass blessing otw, idk what it is but I’m claiming it✨

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VON MILLER is a T H I C K 28 year old linebacker for the NFL’s, denver broncos. tho he looks significantly older, von has only been playing professional football since being drafted in 2011.

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over the course of his athletic career, von miller has been heralded as one of the best players amongst his contemporaries. he received the highest MVP honor after aiding his team in achieving super bowl glory in 2015.

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h o w e v e r, it would be his 2016 sex tape scandal that would make national headlines. during the summer of that particular year, von miller met a non-black woman named elizabeth ruiz on instagram. the two of them met, flirted and engaged in consensual sexual intercourse. stupidly, von decided that it was okay to record the x-rated acts on his cell phone, while allowing elizabeth to do the same. 

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somehow, in his warped mind, von assumed the woman would simply delete the steamy, hotel footage – which she did not. he confided in his pr team & attorney that the video could possibly make its way to the world wide web. his legal representatives reached out to elizabeth PRIOR TO her even going to the press or doing any interviews or even making any threats to release the clips. they offered her money for a copy of the original recordings from her cell phone. elizabeth became offended that von would even sick his reps on her without just cause – AND THATS WHEN she started talking publicly. the entire scandal was shut down in a court of law & we n e v e r got to see von miller’s phat cakes on film.

we did, however get to see that thick, sugary brown tail plastered across the pages of 2016′s ESPN BODY ISSUE. and quite honestly, i am impressed!

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THICK as HELL!!

😋🍑

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Real talk

i agree bro

🙋🏾‍♂️🍆💪🏾💦

When you’ve found him 🙌🏾🙌🏾

Exactly

Where it at tho

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Who in VA? Where my Va freaks at?

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RVA

Richmond VA ChurchHill/EastEnd … most deff a #NAZTYFREAK #KIK-dmthorne1906

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IF YOUR HEAD SKILL WOULD HAVE A NIGGA BUSTING WITHIN 10mins REBLOG THIS I GOT A JOB FOR YOU

REBLOG TO ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE

Wasupppppppp

Hmuuuuu

✊🏿💪🏿

Head game superb!!!!

5 minutes

Please HMU if u in va

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Kissing, Kissing, Kissing

by David “Moko Jumbie” James

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reblog in 30 secs for some dirty money, and yous’ll get it wheneva da fuck I gets it to yous

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so ummm when is it My turn to receive love and affection

Honestly.🖤🖤🖤

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Me: God, can I ask You a question?

God: Sure

Me: Promise You won’t get mad

God: I promise

Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?

God: What do u mean?

Me: Well, I woke up late

God: Yes

Me: My car took forever to start

God: Okay

Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait

God: Huummm

Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call

God: All right

Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn’t work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?

God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that

Me (humbled): OH

GOD: I didn’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Me: (ashamed)

God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn’t want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn’t afford to miss work.

Me (embarrassed):Okay

God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn’t even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

Me (softly): I see God

God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn’t think you wanted to be in the dark.

Me: I’m Sorry God

God: Don’t be sorry, just learn to Trust Me…. in All things , the Good & the bad.

Me: I will trust You.

God: And don’t doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.

Me: I won’t God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.

God: You’re welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children…

REBLOG if you Believe/Trust in GOD ♥

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Real shit.

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I reblog this every time. 😇😇

Amen

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everything happens for a reason

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That actually touched me.

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If this isn’t a wake up blog…idk what is. View this @mellobreezy

Hallelujah

I love it

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DAMN

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I be chilling mostly 😎

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xxxcravexxx xxxcravexxx

xXxCRAVExXx

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I really be breaking my own heart expecting to get what I give

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i hope my soulmate slept well last night

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Odell with his brother Sonny and his sister Summer.

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HE GOT HEAVY CAKES

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music teacher 🎶

WOULD YOU WANT HIM TO SHOWER FIRST or can he lay it down, AS IS??

straight home after a long HARD day at the office 🍆

I love men 😍😍😍

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Reblog if you in Richmond Va

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Masjid uncle lifetime achievement award.