I hate it when you used to make me leave my door unlocked, you would tell me that my slender fr8me looked nice… and even when I told you I was tired, you made me walk, I was hungry and you fed me FUCKING ICE.
I’ve heard people say I should 8e glad, despite the living hell you put me through! I should appreci8 the fortune that I’ve had,
A fortune that they all tr8ce 8ack to you.
Hi I’m Dash and I’m about to spew some incredibly biased MLP ‘headcanons’ that are mostly just source memories stay tuned
H11111 SRY 1V3 B33N BUSY
Oh I forgot I was 8riefly a kitty earlier
N3P3T4 MOM3NT
Hehehehe perhaps
But @sleepypetalz and I are vrisrezi 100%
WOWWWWWWWWWWW OK 1 S33 HOW 1T 1S
Sorreeee me and rosie are every moiraillegence because we’re The Moirails Ever
VR1SR3Z1 R NOT MO1R41LS TYVM TH3Y R M8SP1R1TS
1M T4LK1NG 4BOUT H34DC4NONS D4WG 💔
Oh fair enough
I like them as moirails though
V4L1D
Hehehehe perhaps
But @sleepypetalz and I are vrisrezi 100%
WOWWWWWWWWWWW OK 1 S33 HOW 1T 1S
Sorreeee me and rosie are every moiraillegence because we’re The Moirails Ever
VR1SR3Z1 R NOT MO1R41LS TYVM TH3Y R M8SP1R1TS
1M T4LK1NG 4BOUT H34DC4NONS D4WG 💔
Hehehehe perhaps
But @sleepypetalz and I are vrisrezi 100%
WOWWWWWWWWWWW OK 1 S33 HOW 1T 1S
Sorreeee me and rosie are every moiraillegence because we’re The Moirails Ever
VR1SR3Z1 R NOT MO1R41LS TYVM TH3Y R M8SP1R1TS
I think Feferi is like ten feet tall
F3F3R1 1S *TH3* B4DD3ST B1TCH SORRY VR1SK4
She’s a very large woman who loves her friends
Me too girl me too
BUT YOU DONT H8V3 HUG3 T1TS
that’s not what I meant
also a girl can have dreams
TRUTH
:3
Also at least my chest isn’t flat for some reason so I’m already on my way there
1 C4N DON8 M1N3
I think Feferi is like ten feet tall
F3F3R1 1S *TH3* B4DD3ST B1TCH SORRY VR1SK4
She’s a very large woman who loves her friends
Me too girl me too
BUT YOU DONT H8V3 HUG3 T1TS
that’s not what I meant
also a girl can have dreams
TRUTH
I think Feferi is like ten feet tall
F3F3R1 1S *TH3* B4DD3ST B1TCH SORRY VR1SK4
She’s a very large woman who loves her friends
Me too girl me too
BUT YOU DONT H8V3 HUG3 T1TS
I think Feferi is like ten feet tall
F3F3R1 1S *TH3* B4DD3ST B1TCH SORRY VR1SK4
She’s a very large woman who loves her friends
Y3S
I think Feferi is like ten feet tall
F3F3R1 1S *TH3* B4DD3ST B1TCH SORRY VR1SK4
Trolls ranked based on tit size
1 SUPPORT TH1S MSG
W3V3 B33N FR13NDS S1NC3 3L3M3NT4RY SCHOOL 4ND 1 W4SNT 4W4R3 W3 H4D 4NY 1SSU3S L1K3 4T 4LL, H3 H4SNT COMMUN1C83D 4NYTH1NG L1K3 TH4T TO M3. 1 DONT 3V3N KNOW WH4T YOU M34N BY “HOW 1 TR34T3D H1M” B3C4US3 TH3 ONLY TH1NG 1 C4N TH1NK OF W4S TH4T 1 W4S T34S1NG H1M 4BOUT TH3 C4L1GUR4 STUFF BUT 1 W4S NOT 4W4R3 TH4T 1T UPS3T H1M 4ND WOULD H8V3 STOPP3D 1F H3 4SK3D M3 TO.
all the fuck you did was call him retarded and act like he was bothering you? he did tell you to stop & you didnt. ur nicer to someone who likes incest that you only know online than someone uve known since elementary school that reflects worse on you than him so idk what ur trying to do here
TH4T 1S NOT 4LL 1 D1D 4ND 1 DONT R3C4LL H1M S4Y1NG H3 H4D 4N 1SSU3 W1TH 1T 4ND 1F H3 D1D TH3N 1 FORGOT 4ND 1 4POLOG1Z3 FOR TH4T 4ND 1 WOULD H4V3 STOPP3D 1F H3 R3M1ND3D M3. 1 W4S UND3R TH3 1MPR3SS1ON TH4T TH4T W4S JUST HOW H3 W4NT3D OUR FR13NDSH1P TO B3 L1K3 WH1CH 1S WHY 1 W4S SO 4L4RM3D WH3N H3 BLOCK3D M3
W3V3 4LW4YS L1K3 M8D FUN OF 34CH OTH3R 4ND 1 R34LLY D1DNT KNOW 1T W4S 4N 1SSU3
W3V3 B33N FR13NDS S1NC3 3L3M3NT4RY SCHOOL 4ND 1 W4SNT 4W4R3 W3 H4D 4NY 1SSU3S L1K3 4T 4LL, H3 H4SNT COMMUN1C83D 4NYTH1NG L1K3 TH4T TO M3. 1 DONT 3V3N KNOW WH4T YOU M34N BY “HOW 1 TR34T3D H1M” B3C4US3 TH3 ONLY TH1NG 1 C4N TH1NK OF W4S TH4T 1 W4S T34S1NG H1M 4BOUT TH3 C4L1GUR4 STUFF BUT 1 W4S NOT 4W4R3 TH4T 1T UPS3T H1M 4ND WOULD H8V3 STOPP3D 1F H3 4SK3D M3 TO.
all the fuck you did was call him retarded and act like he was bothering you? he did tell you to stop & you didnt. ur nicer to someone who likes incest that you only know online than someone uve known since elementary school that reflects worse on you than him so idk what ur trying to do here
TH4T 1S NOT 4LL 1 D1D 4ND 1 DONT R3C4LL H1M S4Y1NG H3 H4D 4N 1SSU3 W1TH 1T 4ND 1F H3 D1D TH3N 1 FORGOT 4ND 1 4POLOG1Z3 FOR TH4T 4ND 1 WOULD H4V3 STOPP3D 1F H3 R3M1ND3D M3. 1 W4S UND3R TH3 1MPR3SS1ON TH4T TH4T W4S JUST HOW H3 W4NT3D OUR FR13NDSH1P TO B3 L1K3 WH1CH 1S WHY 1 W4S SO 4L4RM3D WH3N H3 BLOCK3D M3
W3V3 B33N FR13NDS S1NC3 3L3M3NT4RY SCHOOL 4ND 1 W4SNT 4W4R3 W3 H4D 4NY 1SSU3S L1K3 4T 4LL, H3 H4SNT COMMUN1C83D 4NYTH1NG L1K3 TH4T TO M3. 1 DONT 3V3N KNOW WH4T YOU M34N BY “HOW 1 TR34T3D H1M” B3C4US3 TH3 ONLY TH1NG 1 C4N TH1NK OF W4S TH4T 1 W4S T34S1NG H1M 4BOUT TH3 C4L1GUR4 STUFF BUT 1 W4S NOT 4W4R3 TH4T 1T UPS3T H1M 4ND WOULD H8V3 STOPP3D 1F H3 4SK3D M3 TO.
Gamzee has markeplier tits
NO SH1T H3S 4 TBOY
What in the world does any of this mean
G4MZ33 H4S T1TS BC H3S TH3 MOST 1NSUFF3R4BL3 TBOY YOULL 3V3R M33T [TH3 P3RCY K1ND YKW1M]
That doesn’t really comply with my whole “every Homestuck character is transfem” agenda but I’ll let slide
1T F1TS FOR 3V3RYON3 BUT G4MZ33 4ND TH4TS B3C4US3 1V3 M3T *SO M4NY* F3LLOW TBOYS WHO 4CT3D JUST L1K3 H1M /N3G
Gamzee has markeplier tits
NO SH1T H3S 4 TBOY
What in the world does any of this mean
G4MZ33 H4S T1TS BC H3S TH3 MOST 1NSUFF3R4BL3 TBOY YOULL 3V3R M33T [TH3 P3RCY K1ND YKW1M]
I think 4bb4 and green d4y 4re the two gre4test b4nds of 4ll of them
SUDD3N TYP1NG QU1RK
I’m the son of rage and love
The Jesus of Suburbia
TH3 B1BL3 OF NON3 OF TH3 4BOV3 ON 4 ST34DY D13T OF SOD4 POP 4ND R1T4L1N
None one ever died for my sins in hell, as far as I can tell
At least the ones I’ve gotten away with!
4ND TH3R3S NOTH1NG WRONG W1TH M3, TH1S 1S HOW 1M SUPPOS3D TO B3
1N 4 L4ND OF M8K B3L13V3, TH4T DONT B3L13V3 1N M3
