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Otter

Day 17: Proximity

That Saturday had started like all the others. The clear late-morning light poured through the large windows of Greenwood’s living room, illuminating the table where the two boys had spread out their notebooks, pens, and homework sheets.

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Bain was slouched in his chair, grumbling over a biology exercise, while Legolas was carefully writing something in his notebook, his brow slightly furrowed in concentration.

In the kitchen, Bard was preparing two reusable bags while mentally checking what was missing from the cupboards and noting his list on his phone. He glanced toward the living room and called out:

“I’m going grocery shopping. I assume no one wants to come with me?”

It was a rhetorical question: teenagers always had an excuse not to come with him, or even to help put the groceries away when he got back. Thranduil stuck his head through the kitchen opening.

“Take my card.”

Bard sighed.

“Okay.”

He pretended to search through his wallet but took nothing out. Legolas finished writing something in his notebook and jumped from his chair as if it had caught fire.

“Wait! I’m coming with you!!”

Bard raised a skeptical eyebrow.

“Really? You sure?”

“Yes, yes, I’m coming!”

He grabbed a jacket and hurried after him. Bard found his behavior strange — the haste, the nervousness — but said nothing and opened the passenger door for him.

A few minutes later they were sitting in the car, their seatbelts fastened.

“Which store are we going to?” Legolas asked.

“Which one do you prefer? The Granary or the Market Halls?” Bard suggested.

“The Market Halls. It’s a longer drive,” he said with a smile.

Bard nodded and started the car.

The car slowly left Greenwood’s driveway, passed through the trees of the park, and joined the main road. For several kilometers, the steady hum of the engine was the only sound accompanying their drive.

Very quickly, Bard sensed that something was bothering Legolas. Out of the corner of his eye he saw him shifting in his seat, crossing and uncrossing his arms, opening his mouth… then closing it again.

After a few kilometers they stopped at a red light. Bard turned toward him.

“Everything alright? You look like… you want to tell me something…”

To his surprise, he saw Legolas’s cheeks flush red. Instantly, a wave of panic hit him.

“Oh for heaven’s sake, Legolas, what did you do??”

Legolas panicked too.

“Nothing!! I swear, nothing!!”

“You’re red like you’re ashamed of something! What did you do?!”

“But nothing!!! I just… wanted to ask you something, but yeah I’m embarrassed…”

Bard stared at him for a long moment.

“There’s no such thing as a stupid question, Legolas. You’re seriously scaring me here, ask whatever you want.”

Legolas closed his eyes and took a deep breath, as if pushing away sudden nausea. The words came out too quickly, too quietly.

“M… what’sthefirsttimelike?”

Bard shook his head, one eyebrow raised.

“Uh… sorry, boyo, I didn’t catch a word of that…”

Legolas let out a long sigh, and Bard could have sworn he sounded exactly like his father. He cleared his throat.

“The first time. What is it… like?”

“Oh…” Bard looked at the road ahead. “Oooooh… uh… well… it depends on who you’re with…”

He felt Legolas’s insistent gaze on him.

“With another boy, Bard. What do you think?”

“I know, I just—” he rubbed the back of his neck nervously.

Legolas sighed and leaned his head back against his seat.

“I can’t talk about it with my father. He… he wouldn’t understand…”

“You underestimate him…”

Legolas shook his head.

“I’m not just talking about being gay. Elves… elves usually wait dozens, hundreds of years before… well… anyway… I don’t want to wait. I feel ready, but I’m also a little… scared.”

Bard nodded. Once again, elven customs complicated everything.

“And what does Haldir say about it?”

Legolas blushed again.

“I’m the one dragging my feet. Haldir is more than ready.”

Bard shifted slightly in his seat, a little uncomfortable.

“Well… what exactly are you afraid of?”

“A lot of things. Being bad at it. Haldir laughing at me. Haldir not loving me anymore afterward. Not being able to… get excited. Hurting him, or getting hurt myself.”

He ended the sentence with a long tired sigh.

“Why is it so complicated?”

“It’s normal to feel all that. The key is patience. With…” Bard began, hesitated, then continued, “With your father, I was very patient.”

Legolas made a disgusted face.

“Please, TMI.”

“Well I don’t really know how to reassure you then, boyo,” Bard admitted.

“Just… don’t talk about my father. Be more… neutral…”

Bard nodded and searched for his words.

“Have you already done anything or…?”

“Like… foreplay?”

He nodded. Legolas blushed again and nodded quickly. Bard tried to reassure him.

“There’s nothing to be ashamed of, that’s completely normal.”

“Yeah but it’s weird talking about it with… an old guy like you…”

Bard nearly choked and muttered a very offended “nice.”

“I can talk and you can just listen. If that makes you less uncomfortable.”

He held back the little brat that was dying to escape his lips.

“Alright. But to answer your question we’ve done… touching, that’s all.”

“Good. Then lots of foreplay would be my advice. But nothing that makes you uncomfortable, nothing he forces you to do — or that you force him to do. Forget everything you’ve seen in porn. The key is patience, communication, tenderness, consent. Remember you have the right to say no, to say yes, then no, to change your mind. As for the pain… unfortunately… even with a lot of gentleness it still hurts a little the first time. You need to take all the time you need. Even if it’s very long, even if you do it in several steps… it doesn’t matter. You have all the time in the world.”

He turned the wheel, entering the supermarket parking lot, and looked at Legolas who had not answered.

“Shall we?”

Legolas grabbed the bags from the back seat.

“Yeah.”

Bard got out of the car, took a cart, and pushed it inside, with Legolas close behind him.

The Market Halls were lively as always on Saturdays. Families passed by with full carts, checkout scanners beeped regularly, and the smell of warm bread drifted from the bakery.

Bard opened the list on his phone and scanned it quickly.

They started in the fresh products aisle. Bard grabbed two bottles of milk and placed them in the cart. Then a carton of eggs. In the dairy section he picked several packs of yogurt — everyone had their favorites.

They passed the fruit and vegetable section without stopping: Greenwood’s garden provided more than enough. At the butcher’s counter Bard chose two beautiful cuts of beef, some duck, and several chicken cutlets. At the fish counter he asked for two salmon fillets, trout, and a piece of sea bass. Then they added butter, cheese, flour, rice, and a few cans.

They reached the hygiene aisle. Bard let Legolas choose a shower gel, smelling the different scents, then grabbed the toothpaste that he and Thranduil both used. His gaze drifted toward the condoms and lubricants, neatly lined up. He turned toward Legolas.

“You…?”

He pointed quickly at them. Legolas raised an eyebrow.

“I’m a virgin. Haldir too.”

“For a first time it’s more comfortable… this too.” He nodded toward the lubricants.

Legolas looked at the shelf for a moment, then back at him.

“Did you use them with my father?”

“No. But we’re old.”

The jab had no effect.

“Do you recommend them?”

Bard nodded. While Legolas read the labels, Bard stepped away to give him some privacy. When he came back, two small boxes had discreetly appeared at the bottom of the cart. They checked out and left with their bags.

In the parking lot Bard opened the trunk and began putting the groceries away. Taking advantage of the moment when his back was turned, Legolas discreetly retrieved the condoms and lubricant and slipped them into the inside pocket of his jacket.

When they returned to Greenwood, Bard carried the bags inside without noticing anything. Legolas quickly checked that Thranduil was not in the entrance hall, closed his jacket, and walked into the house as if nothing had happened.

The rest of the day passed without incident. The groceries were put away, lunch was quickly prepared from what they had bought, and then everyone returned to their own activities. Bain disappeared into his room with his computer. Legolas spent some time outside in the park before coming back in with a strangely calm demeanor, as if he had been thinking a lot.

Bard spent most of the afternoon in the garden. But from time to time, despite himself, he thought back to the conversation in the car. Legolas’s flushed face. His hesitation. His questions. He had found it… touching. A little worrying too. And frankly strange to find himself in the position of giving that kind of advice.

Evening arrived sooner than he expected.

Dinner was simple: fish bought that morning, sautéed potatoes, and salad. The kitchen still smelled of garlic and butter when they sat down. The conversation stayed light for a while. Bain talked about a new video game he desperately wanted. Bard commented on the upcoming elections. Thranduil mentioned a meeting scheduled for the following week.

Then, near the end of the meal, Legolas — who had been quiet until then — looked up. He seemed… slightly tense.

“Can I go to Haldir’s tonight?”

Bard lifted his eyes from his plate. The timing was… interesting. Thranduil replied without suspicion.

“Tonight?”

“Yes.”

Legolas tried to sound casual.

“He’s alone at home. I finished my homework and it’s Saturday.”

A small pause. Then he added quickly:

“Could you drive me there? His parents will bring me back tomorrow.”

Bard lowered his eyes toward his glass to hide the smile threatening to appear. Thranduil nodded.

“Very well.”

Legolas relaxed instantly. Bard, meanwhile, stayed silent. He now knew the context. And the idea forming in his mind was… fairly obvious.

After dinner Legolas quickly went upstairs to grab a jacket. Thranduil picked up his keys. Bard quietly cleared the table while they left. A few minutes later Thranduil’s car left Greenwood’s driveway.

The house fell into an unusual silence.

Bain disappeared upstairs with his headphones on. Bard finished the dishes, turned off the living room lights, and went up to bed.

When Thranduil returned about forty minutes later, the house was in darkness. The front door closed softly.

Upstairs, Bard was already lying in bed beneath the covers, staring at the ceiling in the soft light of the bedside lamp.

The bedroom door opened. Thranduil entered, closed it behind him, and began to undress calmly. He placed his jacket on a chair, removed his shirt with his usual fluid gesture, then ran a hand through his hair as he walked toward the bed. Bard watched him dreaming. But his mind was elsewhere. He was imagining something else. Or rather remembering. Their own first time, in that luxurious hotel. The bath. The nervousness. The sudden urge he’d had to run away. The way Thranduil’s body had resisted him at first… then welcomed him. The memory made him laugh softly. A quiet, fond laugh.

He thought of Legolas, who might be living one of the most important nights of his life. Thranduil immediately looked up.

“What is so amusing?”

Bard shook his head slightly.

“Nothing.”

Thranduil removed his trousers, folded them carefully, and placed them on the chair.

“That was not a laugh about nothing.”

Bard smiled vaguely.

“I was just thinking about something.”

Thranduil approached the bed.

“What sort of thing?”

Bard turned his head toward him, still smiling faintly.

“Nothing important.”

Thranduil narrowed his eyes slightly.

“Bard.”

The tone was calm. But curious. Bard shrugged.

“A silly thought.”

Thranduil stood still for a moment, as if trying to guess. Then he sat down on the bed.

“And that silly thought makes you laugh alone in the dark?”

Bard’s smile widened.

“Apparently.”

Thranduil watched him for another moment. He knew that expression very well. The one Bard made when he knew something… but had absolutely no intention of saying it.

“You’re hiding something from me.”

Bard shook his head.

“No.”

“Yes.”

Bard stifled another laugh and ran a hand over his face.

“I promise it’s nothing.”

Thranduil remained silent. He studied Bard for several more seconds. Then slowly he turned off the bedside lamp. The room fell into darkness. He lay down beside him. But before closing his eyes, he murmured:

“I will find out eventually.”

Bard smiled in the dark. But he did not answer. He intended to keep Legolas’s secret.

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Beaver

Day 15: Boundaries

The kitchen in Greenwood looked like every school morning: a mix of noise, movement, and objects changing places every thirty seconds.

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The toaster popped with a sharp click. Bain grabbed a piece of toast that was still too hot and swore softly under his breath. Legolas was searching for his bag somewhere under the table. Bard poured coffee into his mug while absent-mindedly looking at the forest behind the house. Morning mist still hung between the trunks. The sun wasn’t very high yet. Thranduil entered the kitchen, already dressed, calm as always, as if the morning chaos simply slid around him. He watched the scene for a moment.

“The mayor of Laketown is dead.”

Bard nodded without even turning around.

“I know.”

He brought the mug to his lips.

“The harbor already knew at six.”

Bain looked up.

“Seriously? Good riddance.”

“Bain!”

“What? He was an asshole!”

Thranduil gave him a stern look.

“Watch your language.”

Legolas frowned slightly.

“And now?”

Bard shrugged.

“There’ll be elections.”

Thranduil sat at the table.

“People are already talking about you.”

Bard set his mug down.

“No.”

The answer came immediately.

“Bard—”

“No.”

Bain looked between the two adults.

“Wait… what?”

Bard grabbed a slice of toast.

“Nothing.”

“Oh yes.”

Bain perked up.

“You could become mayor?”

“Eat your cereal.”

“I’m done,” Bain protested.

“Then put your shoes on.”

Legolas watched Bard calmly.

“You would probably be elected.”

Bard took a sip of coffee.

“That’s exactly why I don’t want it.”

Thranduil simply said:

“You would be good at it.”

Bard looked up.

“No.”

“You know the city. People respect you. They like you.”

Bard sighed.

“I have to take the kids to school.”

He grabbed the bags by the door.

“We’ll talk about it later.”

His tone made it very clear that he had no desire to do so.

“Guys, let’s go.”

Bain grabbed his bag. Legolas followed already. Before leaving, Bard gave Thranduil one last look.

“Have a good day.”

He closed the door behind him. The kitchen fell silent.

The discussion lingered all day like a sentence that had been started and was waiting to be finished.

When Bard came home that evening, the light in the house was softer, warmer. The boys were already in their rooms, busy with homework or their screens. The kitchen smelled of garlic and tomatoes. Thranduil stood at the stove, stirring sauce in a large pan. The light from the hood cast a pale halo around him. Bard dropped his keys on the table.

“Hey.”

“Good evening.”

Bard walked over and kissed him for a long moment.

“The boys in their rooms?”

He opened the fridge and took out a beer.

“Yes.”

He leaned against the counter as the bottle opener clicked against the neck of the bottle. For a few seconds the only sounds in the room were cooking noises: the sauce simmering softly, water boiling in the pot of pasta.

“You should run.”

Bard closed his eyes for a second and sighed.

“Seriously? You’re bringing that up again? I don’t know anything about politics. I wouldn’t know how to run a city.”

Thranduil didn’t turn around.

“Yes.”

Bard took a sip of beer.

“You really have no intention of letting this go.”

“No.”

Bard set the bottle on the counter.

“You see, that’s exactly the problem.”

Thranduil stirred the sauce again.

“What problem?”

“Boundaries.”

The wooden spoon kept moving through the pan.

“Boundaries?”

Bard gestured vaguely between them.

“Yes.”

His voice stayed calm, but irritation was obvious.

“My work.”

He tapped the table lightly with his fingers.

“That’s one of those boundaries.”

Thranduil finally turned toward him.

“Your life concerns me.”

“Not that much.”

“Yes.”

“No.”

Bard shook his head.

“I never interfere in your work.”

He gestured toward him.

“Never.”

The sentence landed in the kitchen like a simple fact.

“I don’t tell you which contracts to sign. I don’t tell you how to run your company. I don’t tell you what to do with your money.”

Bard kept his gaze fixed on him.

“I respect that boundary. But you…”

He spread his hands slightly.

“You cross that one like it doesn’t exist.”

Thranduil answered calmly.

“Because I see you exhausting yourself with that job.”

Bard gave a short laugh.

“So?”

“I don’t like it.”

Bard shook his head.

“That’s not your problem.”

“Yes.”

“No.”

His voice hardened.

“Do you know how many times I’ve interfered in your business?”

Thranduil remained silent.

“Zero.”

Bard raised a finger.

“Zero times.”

He picked up the beer bottle again.

“Because that’s your field.”

He set the bottle down.

“Your territory. And I respect it.”

Thranduil crossed his arms.

“It’s not the same.”

Bard rolled his eyes.

“Of course it is.”

Silence lingered for a few seconds. Then Thranduil said calmly:

“You could have an easier life.”

Bard gave a sharp smile.

“Ah.”

He nodded slowly.

“There it is.”

“What?”

“Now we get to the real reason.”

Thranduil frowned slightly.

“What reason?”

Bard gave a sarcastic smile.

“Sure, it’s classier to be with the mayor than with a simple boatman.”

The spoon stopped moving in the pan. The silence instantly grew heavier. Thranduil looked at him.

“That’s not what I said.”

“No need.”

Bard shrugged.

“It’s easy enough to understand.”

“You know perfectly well that’s not how I work.”

“Really?”

He gave a humorless laugh.

“Because right now, it really looks like it.”

Thranduil set the spoon down. A new silence settled in the kitchen. The pasta water continued boiling with a steady sound, almost too loud in the tense quiet. The sauce simmered slowly in the pan, the smell of tomatoes and garlic filling the air. Bard leaned against the counter, one hand flat on the wood. He looked at Thranduil with that mixture of irritation and exhaustion he had whenever a conversation went in circles. Thranduil kept watching him.

“You’re being unfair.”

Bard gave a short laugh.

“Maybe.”

He shrugged slightly.

“But what I see is someone who thinks he knows better than I do what I should do with my life.”

“I simply think you could do more for the city.”

“I don’t want to do more.”

His voice rose slightly.

“I want to do what I’m already doing.”

Silence fell again. Bard continued, quieter.

“It’s my choice.”

Thranduil looked at him for a long moment.

“Just make sure it really is.”

Bard gave a tired laugh.

“You see?”

He shook his head.

“Even when I tell you exactly what I want, you still find a way to question it.”

He ran a hand over his face, then glanced toward the pot of pasta as if searching for a moment of calm in something simple. But the conversation refused to stop.

“You really think being mayor is easy?” he added suddenly.

Thranduil frowned slightly.

“That’s not what I said.”

“Yes.”

Bard straightened slightly.

“That’s exactly what you’ve been implying since this morning.”

He gestured vaguely in the air.

“An easier life. Less exhausting. More comfortable.”

He gave a dry smile.

“You really think that’s what being mayor is?”

Thranduil remained silent. Bard continued, more sharply.

“It may not be physical, but it’s just as exhausting.”

He grabbed the wooden spoon from the counter and turned it absently between his fingers.

“People are never happy.”

He set the spoon down with a soft clack.

“Never.”

His voice had grown lower, but more intense.

“You make a decision and there’s always someone who says it’s the wrong one.”

He stepped forward in the kitchen.

“You help one neighborhood, another accuses you of ignoring them. You solve one problem, three more appear.”

He raised his hands.

“And in the end, whatever you do, half the city thinks you’re an idiot.”

Thranduil watched him closely. Bard continued, darker now.

“They’re responsibilities I don’t want.”

He shook his head.

“Not because I couldn’t handle them.”

He took a deep breath.

“But because I have absolutely no desire to spend my days carrying the problems of an entire city on my shoulders.”

Silence settled again. The water overflowed slightly from the pot with a soft hiss. Bard lowered the heat without taking his eyes off Thranduil.

“My job is simple.”

He shrugged lightly, nodding toward the window, toward the direction of the unseen lake beyond the forest.

“It’s concrete.”

Then he looked back at him.

“And above all…”

His voice hardened again.

“It’s my choice. I might be tired at the end of the day, but I’m happy on my boat, when I’m sailing.”

The kitchen fell quiet again. The sauce continued simmering softly. Bard added almost calmly,

“So stop talking to me like I don’t know what I’m doing.”

A long moment passed. Thranduil finally answered, very calmly.

“I know exactly what you’re doing.”

Bard raised an eyebrow.

“Oh really?”

“Yes.”

He held his gaze.

“You’re refusing a responsibility because you think it will devour you.”

Bard remained still.

“And you think staying at the harbor until you’re sixty won’t?”

The question hung in the kitchen. Bard didn’t answer immediately.

“I’m going to take a shower, tell the boys to come down and set the table. This discussion is closed.”

He grabbed his beer, took a sip, then set it down before heading upstairs.

The door to Bain’s room was half open, the light from a screen illuminating the walls. Bard knocked twice on the frame.

“Bain.”

The boy looked up.

“Yeah?”

“Set the table.”

“By myself?”

Bard tilted his head toward the hallway.

“With your brother.”

At the same moment, Legolas opened his door.

“Are we eating?”

“In a bit. Let me take a shower.”

Bain sighed and put his controller down.

“Okay.”

Bard nodded and continued to the bathroom. He undressed and stepped into the shower. It lasted a long time. Hot water struck his shoulders while he stood motionless under the stream, head lowered. Steam blurred the mirror and filled the room. Thranduil’s words kept circling in his mind.

And you think staying at the harbor until you’re sixty won’t?

Bard exhaled slowly. Eventually he turned the water off. A few minutes later he left the bathroom with a towel over his shoulders. In the bedroom he pulled on gray sweatpants and an old sleeveless T-shirt he kept for evenings at home.

When he came back downstairs, the table was set. Bain had placed the plates crooked. Legolas had straightened the glasses. The pot of pasta steamed in the middle of the table and Thranduil poured the sauce. Bard sat down. No one spoke at first. Cutlery clinked softly. Chairs creaked. The atmosphere was heavy. After a few minutes Bain looked up. He glanced at Bard. Then at Thranduil. And said:

“You guys are annoying.”

Bard looked up.

“Excuse me?”

Bain shrugged.

“You’ve been sulking a lot lately.”

Thranduil set down his fork.

“That’s not true.”

Legolas looked up from his plate.

“Yes, it is.”

Bain nodded.

“Seriously.”

He gestured vaguely with his fork between the two adults.

“You argue all the time.”

Bard frowned.

“Not all the time.”

Legolas answered calmly:

“Not all the time.”

He thought for a moment.

“But often.”

Bain added:

“And we hear you. The car, the guy who flirted with Da, the contracts, our grades, our behavior…”

Bard sighed.

“Those are adult discussions.”

Bain snorted.

“Doesn’t sound like discussions.”

Legolas added quietly:

“And it makes the house… a little tense.”

The word lingered in the air. Bard stayed silent for a few seconds. Then he nodded.

“We’ll be more careful.”

Bain picked up his fork again.

“Thanks. Because it’s annoying.”

Thranduil let out a faint irritated breath. 

The rest of dinner was calmer. They talked about Bain’s math test, an essay Legolas was preparing, and a movie that had just come out. When the plates were empty, Bard stood up to clear the table. But Bain already grabbed the dishes.

“We’ll do it.”

Legolas took the glasses.

“Yes.”

Bard raised an eyebrow.

“That’s new.”

Bain shrugged.

“We’re making an effort for the atmosphere.”

Bard chuckled softly.

“Very diplomatic.”

While the boys washed the dishes, Bard leaned against the counter.

“Movie?”

Bain turned his head.

“All together?”

“Yes.”

Legolas nodded.

“Why not.”

Bain grinned.

“Nice.”

When the movie ended, Bain stretched.

“Okay… I’m dead.”

Legolas stood.

“Me too.”

“Good night, boys.”

They hugged their fathers and went upstairs, still talking about the movie.

Bard turned off the television. The house grew quiet again.

“Bed?” he asked.

Thranduil nodded and stood.

Later, the bedroom was dim. The open window let in the cool forest air. Bard lay down first after taking off his clothes. A few seconds later Thranduil lay down as well. Silence lingered. Bard turned toward him naturally. He slid an arm around his waist and moved closer until his head rested against Thranduil’s chest, just as he did every night. The gesture was instinctive, familiar. So was Thranduil’s when his hand immediately slipped into Bard’s still slightly damp hair, then down to his shoulder, his lips brushing his temple. They stayed like that for a few seconds. Bard sighed softly.

“Do you think they’re right?”

Thranduil’s hand continued stroking his hair slowly.

“About what?”

“That we argue a lot.”

Thranduil thought for a moment.

“Yes.”

Bard exhaled quietly.

“Great…”

He moved a little closer against him.

“I hate that they see that.”

Thranduil’s hand slid across his back, drawing slow circles between his shoulder blades.

“Me too. But a couple’s life, a family life… it isn’t always perfect.”

Bard stayed quiet for a few seconds.

“When Bain said that… it shook me a little.”

“Why?”

“Do you remember their reaction when we talked about living together?”

Thranduil nodded.

“They said we were moving too fast. What if they were right? What if we should have waited?”

“Well… obviously we can’t go back now. That’s not what you want, is it?”

“Of course not. But I never thought we’d have so many disagreements.”

Thranduil’s hand continued moving slowly across his back.

“Strange. I always assumed we would.”

Bard let out a tired laugh and lifted his head slightly to look at him.

“And you still wanted to live with me?”

Thranduil raised an eyebrow.

“I love you. Even if you have a terrible temper.”

Bard looked offended.

“Me? A terrible temper? Have you looked at yourself?”

Thranduil gently pulled him back down against his chest.

“Everyone says that. And it’s completely false.”

Bard idly traced his fingers across Thranduil’s chest.

“And you’re very objective. And modest.”

Thranduil’s hand slowed.

“I have many qualities.”

Bard laughed softly.

“And plenty of flaws.”

Before Thranduil could react, Bard moved suddenly. He turned onto his side and, in the same motion, pulled Thranduil with him. Thranduil’s chest pressed against his back, his stomach against Bard’s lower spine. The warmth of his body settled immediately against him, familiar and enveloping. Bard reached back to catch his hand and intertwined their fingers, bringing their joined hands against his chest. Then he turned his head slightly and absently kissed the back of Thranduil’s hand. Thranduil closed his eyes. The position was comfortable. Bard was warm against him, relaxed, his back fitting perfectly against his chest. He was about to fall asleep. But after a moment he felt Bard move. Not much. Just… a little. A small shift. Then another. Bard was moving slightly, as if trying to find a more comfortable position—except each adjustment brought his hips a little closer. His backside pressed against him, moved away slightly, then returned. Again. Thranduil opened one eye. He waited a few seconds. Then murmured,

“Are you going to stop wriggling?”

Bard gave a quiet amused breath.

“I can’t help it.”

He shifted again.

“I really can’t.”

Thranduil’s lips brushed softly against his bare shoulder.

“If you keep moving your ass against me… you’re going to provoke a reaction.”

Bard let out a muffled laugh into the pillow.

“You mean make you hard?”

“Mhm.”

Thranduil’s voice had grown lower.

“That’s a possibility. Possibly a certainty.”

Bard shifted again, almost innocently. Almost. Then he murmured:

“See… it’s not me.”

“Of course it is.”

“No.”

He rubbed his back lightly against him.

“It’s purely mechanical.”

Thranduil exhaled softly against his neck.

“Bard.”

“Yes?”

“You are rubbing yourself against me.”

Bard adopted a thoughtful expression, though Thranduil couldn’t see it.

“Maybe.”

Then he added innocently:

“But you said I had a bad temper. So I guess this is a form of protest.”

Thranduil tightened his fingers slightly around his.

“It’s a form of provocation.”

Bard laughed quietly.

“Maybe that too.”

He moved again, slowly. This time Thranduil inhaled deeper.

“You realize I’m not going to stay perfectly well-behaved for long.”

Bard murmured:

“I’m not asking you to.”

He turned his head slightly, just enough that their faces were closer in the darkness.

“We could always test your theory.”

Thranduil’s fingers slid slowly from Bard’s hand down to his hip.

“What theory?”

Bard answered calmly:

“The one where you say I’m provoking you.”

Thranduil murmured:

“That’s not a theory.”

His hand slid slowly up Bard’s stomach.

“It’s already happening.”

Bard laughed softly and pressed himself closer.

“Yes… I can see that.”

Then he added in a near whisper:

“In that case… it would be a shame to ignore the problem.”

Thranduil’s hand remained on Bard’s stomach, his warm palm against his skin. He could feel every movement of Bard’s breathing, every small tightening of his muscles as Bard tried—very poorly—to look innocent. He guided himself into him slowly, without even changing their position. Their embrace was calm, almost lazy, the bed shifting gently beneath their bodies. Only their breathing betrayed the pleasure, then the climax, and finally the quiet afterward. Thranduil ran a hand through his hair and placed a distracted kiss on his shoulder.

“Now, would you kindly allow me to sleep?”

Bard stifled a laugh into the pillow and nodded.

“Yes, my lord. Sleep.”

Thranduil buried his face in the thick mass of his hair and fell asleep almost immediately. A smile still lingered on Bard’s lips when he followed him into sleep a moment later.

challenge by @monthlywritingchallenges

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bluemilkluke

Me listening to the bard song Irish folk songs at work today

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halfbakedlarp

Taking my oldest character out for a spin to see if she still fits me. Haven’t played her since 2023, so if she does, its going to be a full overhaul.

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whitefriartuck

Dreamt I was a bard in a D&D type world, famous and successful which is really funny since I can neither sing nor write songs. As evidenced by the fact that the only lyrics I remember are:

“Meat pies are better than fruit pies, in your heart you know it is true”

Kind of feels like my unconscious is trolling me

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myrao-studio
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courtofrosescomic
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s0rcrss

Ravishing Miss Reverie

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astantine

𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐡 𝐢𝐝𝐜 𝐇𝐄’𝐒 𝐒𝐎 𝐂𝐔𝐓𝐄!

𝐢 𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐚 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐰 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞… ⬩ ⊹ ∿

that lil guy is me btwALT

RAAHH

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saveuswhitegirl

09.15.2025 | Farrah Cunning (Tav)

Skirbie’s Death Archer - Progressive Equipment Set by Skirbie.
Kylin’s Horns by kylin3.
Camera by Frans Bouma.
Captured using ReShade.

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atomicpixies


Check out our newest magical class pin, for those whose magic is musical! Join our patreon this month to get this LE pin or one of it’s color variants and a sticker of the design for just $15!

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icarussys

Character Idea:

A bard who INSISTS they are not a bard and music is just a hobby (yet they still start singing and playing in every single encounter possible)

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leonards-wide

Thine mother be such a peasant that ever'y man in thine town doth plowed her fields 🤣🤣

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meeblott

here’s the portrait of Calantha i did for that meme redraw post - it deserves a post of its own imo

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courtofrosescomic
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dubiousartiste

YES! This is a JoJo’s Reference! :D

Vainglorious the Gladiator Bard, ready to pose and serve.

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immoral-hag

bard for a dnd campaign that doesn't exist yet I hope to play one day 🥲 ALT

~🎶Well, mother, what the war did to my legs and to my tongue You should’ve raised a baby girl, I should’ve been a better son If you could coddle the infection, they can amputate at once You should’ve been, I could have been a better son~🎵

Ive always envisioned this scene from a non existent campaign playing out to Mama by Bear ghost when I ride the bus to work