But the real question is:
Who in the DiU cast would survive a zombie apocalypse and how?
Let’s talk about it
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Finished Stone Ocean last night. What the Fuck was that 😭😭😭
Poor Emporio :(
Oh also 🖕🖕
That’s for Father Pucci 🥰
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Mornings with Bucci Gang - Headcannons
A/N - AAAA im so glad you got Abba! My beloved frfr, Thank youu for the request, i could go on forever i swear but i just did a few cos otherwise we gonna be here all day hehehe, i love doing headcannons sm, partly cos they’re easy to do when i dont want to write a full fic LMAO, I hope you enjoy 🍒 anon!
♡ Headcannons ♡
Word Count - 1117
Bruno -
⟢ His hair is messy when he wakes up but he loves it because now he lets you straighten it for him (it’s an excuse to hold you… don’t believe his lies that you do it better.)
⟢ Absolutely the type to wrap his arms around you tighter when you try to get up, you’re lucky he’s your boss so you can’t TECHNICALLY be late to anything.
[[MORE]]⟢ Likes tea on a morning not coffee - imma say rn he doesn’t like drinking caffeine, especially on a morning
⟢ Wants to shower with you in the morning, nothing sexual, he just enjoys your company + loves to wash your hair for you, he is a literal sweetheart to you.
⟢ He runs cold at night so he will hog the covers, if you bring it up all he says is “just snuggle up with me…” Every time.
⟢ Will lay in bed muttering soft “I love you’s” into your throat while you sleep.
⟢ Is always up before you, if you somehow get up first, do NOT get out of bed to get him anything he will get dramatic really fast because you left him.
Abbacchio -
⟢ He HATES mornings - if its not past like 10am he is not getting up.
⟢ Actually a HUGE cuddler, like he will not let you go. He is insanely touch starved, please hold him.
⟢ Will complain so much if you need to get up, like will act like its the end of the world every single time.
⟢ Incredibly huffy in the morning, he needs coffee to wake up properly or he will hit someone (he’s like one of those FB moms that are like don’t talk to me before i have my coffee - i can personally guarantee he has said it at least 3 times.)
⟢ You’re the exception to his mood, if anyone else tries to get him to be nice or talk to him, they’re getting a glare and no response, including Bruno, just less mean - Bruno starts asking you to ask him things.
⟢ His hair gets tangled easily, he’s gonna complain a lot until you fix it for him, he’s dramatic but he just wants you to touch him/ be near him.
⟢ He smells incredible in the morning, like the smell before rain and soft leather + his body wash - like so good you wanna crawl into his skin. (its me i wanna crawl into his skin)
Mista -
⟢ Oh my god the most whiny man in the mornings, he will complain for a good hour before he wants to get up. Don’t even get me started on sex pistols.
⟢ His hair is a MESS, he wears the hat for a reason and its not to put the bullets in… He’s lazy. Please fix it for him so he doesn’t go bald.
⟢ Extremely flirty in the morning, will do literally anything to keep you by his side in the morning, it’s too cold.
⟢ Will put his cold hands on you, you hate him for it every time, bro wants to stay snuggle but will torture you because you’re awake too.
⟢ Usually the most loving in the morning, this is the time you’re gonna hear the soft stuff, when he isn’t being an ass.
⟢ Will ask to shower with you, he is NOT sneaky. Bro is not Bruno.
Narancia -
⟢ The other one who is always complaining about getting up, every day, will pull out the puppy eyes to get his way.
⟢ Moves SO much when he sleeps its a surprise either of you are even still on the bed.
⟢ Incredibly giggly in the morning, a literal bundle of joy.
⟢ His hair is fucked. Its so messy it needs divine intervention (you) and he will complain every second that it hurts… as if he didn’t wash his hair then go to bed and roll all over.
⟢ He is stinky in the morning. I am sorry to all of you Narancia lovers, he moves a lot, he sweats and has the worst morning breath every morning, sir please eat a nutritious meal. Still demands kisses.
⟢ He does that thing where you stretch and vibrate. Every single morning when you’re asleep, it’s like the weirdest alarm clock ever. He apologises, it’s on purpose.
Giorno -
⟢ You would think GioGio is gonna get up super early, i am here to say… he does kinda, its not as early as you think it would be. He wakes up and just spends time next to you in bed, he likes to be in your presence for as long as possible.
⟢ Not a huge cuddler during sleep, he doesn’t mind if you are. But on a morning he will pull you close to him and just hold you for a while.
⟢ Another one that’s very affectionate in the morning, if you’re going to get sweet words at any point it’s gonna be while you’re laid in bed snuggling, will however tell you he loves you every morning without fail, argument or not. Please say it back.
⟢ If he’s restless he will slip out of bed and go make you food in the morning, if you’re a cuddler he will leave Gold Experience with you to hold, it’s a little bit of a jumpscare but GE is very affectionate, more than its user. Expect flowers..
⟢ How is his hair perfect in the morning, like literally perfect, doesn’t even need to do anything with it.
⟢ Sometimes he gets cuteness aggression when you’re all sweet next to him, sleeping or not. Most of the time he controls it, you have been bitten at least twice, he says he cant help it with that stupid smile and you forgive him… He does it again.
Fugo -
⟢ My sweet boy Fugo, it honestly depends on if he slept well, if he slept badly everyone including you is getting snapped at til he’s relaxed some. He apologises like 20 times.
⟢ You’ll have to do his hair sometimes, if it doesn’t want to cooperate he’ll break something, its easier to have him sit and style it for him.
⟢ On a good day, incredibly cuddly, he doesn’t like to be touched, even by you sometimes but on a morning he is extra needy. Just wants to be held - especially if he has a nightmare, he wont tell you to hold him but you eventually figure out that’s what he wants.
⟢ Also smells good on a morning, like fresh linen and his cologne from the day before + lavender if he needs help sleeping.
⟢ Will absolutely refuse a kiss if you have morning breath, sometimes even if you don’t, he’s scared HE has morning breath and he’s embarrassed.
⟢ Likes to get up kinda early just to start the day before everyone is up and being loud, likes to shower and eat in peace, you’re the exception, but sometimes he likes to be alone.
⟢ Avid tea drinker i will die on this hill, he will make you tea while telling you the benefits of the specific one you have, it’s actually incredibly cute.
⟢ If he’s having a bad morning, lay in bed and read to him… Immediate happy Fugo.
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“Dragostea din tea” by O-zone was released June 2003 and could be the Steel Ball Run ending song
Steel Ball Run premieres in 4 days!
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We love the silly French man! Polnareff’s such a character - He may seem like a player, but deep down he just wants love.
I really liked this ask and just let the dialogue emerge :)
Polnareff x Fem! Reader (Reader has a Punk Aesthetic)
“Who’s this lovely lady?” Polnareff excitedly asks as you step in the hotel room to join the Stand Users. He’s never seen someone who can pull off the Punk Rock look so well. Your eyes sparkle in the hotel lighting, and your coat and skirt look surprisingly proper.
“Good grief, that’s my sister,” Jotaro huffs as lowers his hat.
“His older sister in fact,” Joseph chuckles, then blinks. “Ah, Polnareff, you better not try to -”
But it’s too late. Polnareff walks right up to you and puts out his hand. “Hello beautiful. My name is Jean Pierre Polnareff, it’s a honor to meet you.”
You stare, giving a brief shrug and accepting his handshake. “I’m Y/N. Hello.”
Then, you gasp as silver-haired man brings your hand up to his lips. “The pleasure’s all mine,” he hums.
“Damned fool!” Jotaro mutters under his breath, and Kakyoin notices.
“Oh my!” the fellow teenager gasps as he watches the scene unfold.
You stomp on Polnareff’s foot hard, and it didn’t help that you are wearing heavy rocker boots.
“OUCH!” he yelped. “What…What was that for?”
“You should know better than to kiss a lady without permission, Mr. Polnareff” you tell him plainly as you shake your head. “Geez, Grandpa, where do you find these weirdos?”
“Ah, well, he kind of barged his way into our group,” Joseph explains as you sit by Jotaro and Kakyoin on the hotel bed.
“He’s got a good reason for being with us, though,” Avdol adds, remembering Silver Chariot’s user declaring vengeance for his late sister.
“Is that right?” you state, looking back at the flustered silver-haired man. “Hm.”
“Really, though, Polnareff, my granddaughter’s trying to teach you some basics in manners,” Joseph sighs.
“Yes, yes, I apologize for being so…forthcoming,” Polnareff tell you. “So, um, are you also going to be travelling with us to Egypt?”
You blink. “Yes. I didn’t excuse myself from my university classes for a vacation. My mother’s life is on the line.”
“Yes, of course,” Polnareff clears his throat, cheeks reddening. “So are you a Stand-User, too?”
With this question, Joseph laughs. “Hm, why are you laughing, Mr. Joestar?”
“Because she’s probably a fiercer Stand User than her grumpy brother here,” the elder pats you on the back. “Isn’t that right, Y/N?”
“I’m determined to fight whoever messes with me,” you simply reply.
“Oh? Can I ask what your stand is?” the French man asks, a curious smile plastered on his chiseled face.
You avoid his gaze and choose to have a staring contest with the hotel’s carpet.
“Um, did I do something wrong again?” Polnareff panics, turning to Joseph and Jotaro,
“She’s just embarrassed by the name of her stand, that’s all,” Jotaro answers, looking back at you. “Just tell him. Y/N. It matches you entirely.”
“Fine, fine. My stand’s name is The Safety Dance,” you squeak, shocking Polnareff by how vulnerable you seemed right now. “It can control people’s actions within a 10 meter radius, but only for a few seconds and they all got to do the same thing. It’s not very fun to use, though.”
“What’re you talking about? That sounds like a great stand! Why, you and I could work out a whole tactic where you control our enemies and I have Silver Chariot emerge and -”
“Let’s see how you fight first, Mr. Polnareff,” you smirk, making the goofy man get even more flustered. “But, I do appreciate the offer. I’ll keep it in mind.”
“Goodness, she’s a bit more…stern than you, Jotaro,” Polnareff whispers to your brother.
“Don’t worry, she’s a whole lot nicer than she seems,” Jotaro assures flatly.
Polnareff’s eyes dart to you, and you’re still smirking. This will be a long journey, won’t it?
Please don’t copy, steal, or feed my work to AI. Thank you!
Author’s Note: This all made me want Jotaro to have a sister. Man kind of needs one, lol, or just any sibling in general. Besides, wouldn’t it be cool if Jolyne had an aunt/uncle?
BTW, has anyone else heard the theory that Stone Ocean is Kakyoin’s spirit watching over Jolyne? I just find that idea kind of neat.
Anyway, a sibling should have been added to Stardust Crusaders.
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YAYYY THANK YOU ASH <3333 i had a lot of thoughts abt these ones sooo longpost about brumis 🔫💛 under the cut.
for simplicity + comprehension i’m going to use she/her for bruno and he/him for mista, but as always that 🔫 is my he/she angel and i love her so much. mwah… 🏳️⚧️
[[MORE]]#2. What would they do if the other woke in a manic state after a nightmare?
🔫->💛:
Happens pretty often, unfortunately. If someone less attuned to Bruno’s small tells or a lighter sleeper than Mista were present, they might miss the change in her demeanor. But the signs are evident: her chest barely rises, each breath is shallow and oddly timed, with jittery inhales through parted lips but no steady exhale; her eyes stay open but unfocused, skimming over the room without latching onto details. Her fingers twitch and curl restlessly, kneading the sheets and searching for something solid to clutch.
Sometimes, Mista breaks the silence with light-hearted conversation, even if Bruno can’t reciprocate it. Other times, he’ll offer himself—his wrist so she can feel his pulse point, or a hand in its entirety to guide Bruno’s fingers to her own. They don’t really talk about it. Bruno doesn’t want to, and Mista doesn’t need her to. It’s pretty easy to forget you’re alive when you’ve been dead more than once.
💛 -> 🔫:
Not as common, still happens on occasion. Mista has a talent for restful sleep, even in less-than-ideal circumstances. He doesn’t get nightmares and night terrors, even mild ones, as often as Bruno does, but he’s more prone to a paranoid spiral in the aftermath. Unlike Bruno, Mista urgently needs to talk through and explain the nightmare to relax again. He might not wait for prompting, either.
Bruno isn’t naturally comforting or sweet. She struggles with extreme emotions. Still, she tries to talk Mista through or down from whatever ails him when he prompts her. Mista waking up in a manic state would likely mean him waking her up, as quickly and frantically as possible, to confirm nothing bad happened to either of them and blubber out whatever got in his head.
As the subject of most of Mista’s nightmares, the other being Narancia, Bruno’s presence and listening ear are usually enough to calm him down after a time.
#14. How do their personalities compliment each other? How do they clash?
Where they complement: Bruno and Mista are both quick-on-their-feet fighters with insane amounts of resolve. Come hell or high water, when the going gets tough, they give the mission everything they have and match it with the competence to (usually) return alive. Perceivably ‘normal’ and implicitly off-beat. Out of everyone in the team, Bruno trusts Mista to go it alone or alongside her most often. Both of them recognize that Bruno doesn’t worry about Mista as much as others on the team, and there are a lot of intimate feelings on both sides regarding that. They do what they believe is right and they stick to that.
Mista helps Bruno relax and take it easy; Bruno tells Mista exactly where to point and shoot. Bruno needs to lead the way, and Mista, while not opposed to doing so, doesn’t care to take that from her unless he genuinely believes in something else. Mista trusts Bruno because he knows her, not because he doesn’t know or trust himself, and that kind of low-pressure, high-commital loyalty helps soothe Bruno’s unspoken but ever-present self-doubt.
Both of them are chronic overthinkers in ways that the other is best-equipped to ground them. Mista affirms Bruno as both a trustworthy leader and an individual worthy of acknowledgment and care. Bruno expresses no judgment towards Mista’s paranoia, and any questions she asks on the matter are practical; she is also willing to incorporate that into her decision-making, such as when she avoids renting the fourth yacht in the anime-exclusive opening of Soft Machine.
Also, Mista is canonically sweaty as fuck and Bruno has apparently tasted enough of the stuff to form a lie-detecting method out of it. Insane work if you think about it.
Where they clash: Fundamentally speaking, their perspective on life, indulgence and identity could not be further apart. They clash for the exact same reasons they complement eachother. Mista likes to stop and smell the roses, take his breaks and enjoy himself, while Bruno has spent her entire life working at a break-neck pace and doesn’t leave herself much to ‘indulge in’ outside of that.
Mista is casual, sociable, and exceptionally friendly when he cares to be, though not above lying or stealing from others to indulge himself. Above all else, Mista works towards whatever goal suits him best, and doesn’t always see a point to the greater good if it means worse circumstances for himself. He cares about other people through a personal lens, not a moral one. Despite the Catholicism, or perhaps because of it, Mista acts fairly aloof and lackadaisical towards making the world a better place; he really just wants better for himself and the people he cares about.
This directly contradicts Bruno, a hardass with a heart of gold who believes in justice above all else, and notably, someone Mista cares deeply about. She doesn’t know how to be selfish, as that would require acknowledging her own needs and wants, which Bruno has always ignored in favour of ‘the greater good.’ As such, she projects this ideal onto her subordinates. She puts the needs of everyone above herself and believes straying from this would damn her even further. Bruno manages to be Catholic in the opposite direction to Mista. She is utterly ridden with guilt towards everything that is wrong in the world and believes, in some part, that the world’s sins are her sins to repent for.
#20. Choose one song that perfectly describes their relationship.
JUST ONE ARE YOU KIDDING!!! I have a playlist with 115 songs on it and they’re almost all on there for lyrics. Wah… :(
If I have to choose one, BODYGUARD by Beyoncé has been at the top of said playlist for months now.
(Other broad relationship picks include G.I.N.A.S.F.S. by Fall Out Boy and Love Love Love by Monsters and Men.)
#31. Can they sit side by side without touching the other or are they handsy? (lacing fingers, touching knees, etc.)
Honestly, both. The fact that they can (and have to) sit side by side without touching each other so often is exactly why they’re particularly handsy once they’re allowed to be. Mista is naturally touchy-feely and enjoys getting physical, whereas a significant portion of Golden Wind’s plot cruxes on Bruno being touch-deprived to such a degree that no one she has known longer than a week can recognize the tactile signs of her death. Also, Mista jumped off a seven-story building clutching a rock carved in Bruno’s image to his chest while verbally refusing to let it get away. That imagery speaks for itself.
As it pertains to my headcanoned thoughts, Bruno and Mista always have a physical relationship before having a romantic one. Not sexually, necessarily. No one touches Bruno, even platonically, and it isn’t something she knows how to ask for. Something as simple as an arm slung casually around her shoulder could startle her and remain in her thoughts for a while.
I have a lot of feelings about Bruno being the boss and how that isolates her socially (because everyone in the team likes her, and respects her, and don’t have any indication she would enjoy anyone overstepping this perceived boundary) versus Mista, who is (before Giorno) newest to the team, loves to scope things out for himself, and sees Bruno as a friend before seeing her as an authority.
They’re both realistic, pragmatic people who know to avoid as many risks as possible. They recognize when it’s safe to touch and when it isn’t. Both of them are willing to risk it if the need is great enough, though, and that’s where the fun is. <3
#58. Who’s more likely to hold a grudge after an argument?
Depends. If they both recognized it as an argument, then Bruno. If not, Mista.
Bruno is equally headstrong and prone to dissecting the minutiae of a situation to a nauseating degree. In Bruno’s eyes, if she hasn’t won the argument nor willingly conceded, the matter remains unresolved. She struggles to distinguish how she presents herself professionally and domestically. What might only be a professional disagreement is communicated through shouting and emphatic gesturing; what might be a loaded domestic argument communicated through cold, calculated discussion and withdrawal.
Mista is more likely to hold a grudge of feelings over disputes with Bruno. What Bruno sees as a fiercely-worded but ultimately professional disagreement, Mista might perceive as a loaded argument. He’s willing to fight her on things, but it’s something he prefers to avoid for as long as possible, which often means avoiding his own feelings long enough for them to fester.
Canonically speaking, Mista takes staying in Bruno’s good graces seriously enough that he straight-up crashes a truck and potentially kills the civilian driver inside purely to avoid her ire, then lies about it. This is, of course, the funniest shit ever. Guido Mista, you are my RSD princess.
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TO-RU-RU-RU…My sweet Doppio, you have to go to Taco Bell and get the Crunch Wrap Supreme…
Do not repost
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I TAKE WHIMSYCOMMS!!!!!
I’ll take requests to draw (it will come out as a very bad pencil sketch doodle thing) smth but you have to give me like a cool thing I could do (baking, walking, etc.)
It may take a while or not even be made at all
idk I need fun stuff to do to spend my day
no weird stuff, any fandom
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Bucciarati Earrings
Made my own zipper earrings with a 3d printer, some paint, and nail polish :)
Very fun, and much cheaper than just buying them online (even if they’re just plastic and not metal)
I might make another batch and try sanding them down more. The texture from the 3d printer shows through the paint more than I thought
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Rewatching JJBA every day until Steel Ball Run releases - Day 62
Where I watch a few episodes every day and rate them /10!
Starting with Stone Ocean
EP1: Stone Ocean – 4/10 I’m sorry I’m just wayyy to asexual for this, sorry. The sexual vibes are just not my cup of tea
EP2: Prisoner FE40536: Jolyne Cujoh – 7/10 Actually a pretty solid episode! I have mixed feelings about the vibes in this episode. The episode is alright and it’s pretty well written. Bonus point for the ‘Jolyne, Jolyne, Jolyyyyyyyne’ reference to the SONG Jolene!
EP3: The Visitor (1) – 7/10 hello jotarooo :3
Jolyne gets to know the prison and how to handle shit there. She meets her dad later on and they get dragged into the next battle. So far they 'only’ got shot from an impossible angle tho so it wasn’t all to exciting i guess? Oh and holy Jotaro nerf lol
That’s it for today! But the yap will continue tomorrow.
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JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure OP 5 Review
I’ll be posting jojo reviews every day until steel ball run drops so look forward to them :)
Originally written: ~January 2022
OP 5: “Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town” by THE DU
The end of the CGI openings… or so I thought before Stone Ocean came out lol.
Music: 8/10 It’s so catchy and fun I love it. It’s so different from the last opening. And it makes me want to cry now because I miss the whole vibe of Diamond is Unbreakable… I’m starting to get nostalgic…
Visuals: 7/10 THEY’RE EXCEPTIONAL COMPARED TO OTHER ANIME but this opening definitely doesn’t have my favourite visuals. I do love that they’re all dancing though, OPs/EDs where the characters dance are always an easy way to win my heart (as you can see by my LOST IN PARADISE review). The opening is colourful, quirky, and vibrant. I like the part at the very beginning where the silhouette fly across the screen is cool too, if you look closely Kira is one of them even though he doesn’t appear until the opening switches.
Music + Visuals: 9/10 YES!! Everything is so bright and funky. I especially like the part at the very beginning with the rotating lights and the main characters on the stage. It’s perfect with the music.
Opening + Anime: 8/10 The opening evidently shows the crazy noisy bizarre town that is Morioh-cho!
Overall: 7.5/10 Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town my love <3
