#Beeper

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keevebub
keevebub

Can I change it

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poetpony69
poetpony69

how does Mix A Lot communicate? BEEPERS!

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imissmyneopet
imissmyneopet
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poisonder
poisonder

my favorite thing in the world is drawing beeper. he just looks like that

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chattier80
chattier80
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dandyads
dandyads


Rogers, 2000 (Canada)

12 Days of Christmas: Day 6 🎁

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poisonder
poisonder

“erm….. no thank you”

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a-blessing-of-ravens
a-blessing-of-ravens

Robot girl whose desperate to get tattoos. Sure she could just get designs painted on, but she wants something more permanent, more intimate than paint.

She tracks down a silver Smith who actually makes things by hand, rather than designing stuff in software and the 3d printing them. Begging the silversmith to to carve designs into her metal skin and inlay it with precious silver wire.

The first design is simple, just a circlet of twisted wire. It takes a day. Robot girl loves it, and leave happy. A few months later she’s filled with longing, she wants to feel the silversmith’s clever hands on her, feel the care she puts into every hammer blow, the delicate way she buffed up the silver inlay.

So she goes back, and gets a more complicated design. Being more complicated it takes longer, maybe a day or so. Perhaps the silversmith takes a little longer than necessary, because she enjoys her work, and the company.

This carries on for a while, the designs getting ever more complex, and at some point during a particularly impressive piece, the silversmith invites the robot girl to stay over. It’ll save time, and hey, they know each other really well now.

There is, of course, only one bed.

Three designs later the robot girl moves in. Not too long after that the silversmith asks the robot if she trusts her. That she wants to inlay a special design, and that she needs her partner to be shut down while she does it. With barely any hesitation the robot girl agrees.

She turns back on, internal sensors show that time has passed, but not as much time as she expected. Barely anytime in fact. She searches over her body for the new design, but can’t see anything. Then she sees it, on the third finger of her left hand, a simple inlaid band of twisted silver. She looks up at the silversmith, who’s got a cocksure grin plastered over her face.

“Well, do you?” She asks the robot girl

“Yes!” She throws herself into the arms of her soon to be wife and they kiss.

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ilovenycee
ilovenycee
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homeofhousechickens
homeofhousechickens

Beeper is such a mean girl she just chased Ibis around because he got sassy at Mr.Ben (didnt even attack him just flapped and postured) and she chased that poor guy all around the room. Now she is preening Mr. Ben while Ibis makes the saddest little whine

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homeofhousechickens
homeofhousechickens

Throw back to when Beeper made a whole new Beeper

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homeofhousechickens
homeofhousechickens

Chickens are soft and warm. They typically smell like their feed and bedding along with normal bird smell as well. A chickens average temperature is around 107 degrees Fahrenheit so they are typically always warm.

Some breeds have harder feathers then others so if their feathers are broken or not preened they can be a bit pokey and scratchy but a typical backyard chicken will be soft and warm.

The weight depends on the breed of bird but the average backyard chicken (like Greenie) is around 3.5 to 5 pounds which is much lighter then a dog or cat.

Beeper is a bantam though so she is around 2 pounds and my serama are even lighter.

My chickens like to cuddle and they act very similarly to cats in that regard they like to loaf on laps and on a chest. Some chickens perch on shoulders and on heads but I discourage my birds from doing that for sensory reasons. If im laying down a chicken might come lay next to me and try to noodle their neck under mine or my hair.

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stevensaus
stevensaus

If you are still on Debian Bookworm…

If you are still on #Debian Bookworm and use the #Beeper desktop app, DO NOT UPGRADE. It silently requires higher system requirements of GLIBC that are not available on Bookworm.

THIS GOES IF YOU USE THE APPIMAGE.

If you still have an old AppImage, use that (and keep a copy).

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femmefirmware
femmefirmware

Mechanic spanking her robot girlfriend.


Call that percussive maintenance.

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ilovenycee
ilovenycee
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onedigitalmx
onedigitalmx

Meta cierra Messenger para Mac y Windows: guía completa de migración

Meta ha confirmado el cierre definitivo de las aplicaciones de escritorio de Messenger para macOS y Windows, poniendo fin a las versiones independientes que millones de usuarios utilizaban en sus computadoras.
Continue reading Meta cierra Messenger para Mac y Windows: guía completa de migración

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conatic
conatic

Découvrez “Beeper: Universal Chat”

Apk

Beeper

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homeofhousechickens
homeofhousechickens

My lap dog


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homeofhousechickens
homeofhousechickens

Bed is for them actually

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thesiouxzy
thesiouxzy

💗 Beeper 💗