Todavía no vi qué cambio implementaron pero parece terrible? 👀

(Microwave)

This microwave didn’t seem to care too much.

Guys fun fact!! If you put aluminum in a microwave it will cause a small fire! #young adult just trying to survive

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

The Best (And The Worst) Places You Can Put Your Microwave In the Kitchen

this was way funnier in my head

Yeah man!! I love when Micheal waves!!

It’s a Vomit by Microwave kinda drive home

^^^ lighters above!

Microwave - Lighterless

this song is from ten years ago but it could also be from like. 2003 and my cool-music friend Ashley* told me to try and download it from Napster or wherever as we’re talking on AOL instant messenger and recommending each other songs** to try and download using sketchy P2P software where everything was always mislabeled or for some reason just a loop of the song’s chorus for several minutes. (gosh it was annoying when you couldn’t just Stream Almost Any Piece of Music Immediately.) so like. a little emo for my current tastes but also a really well-delivered vocal in that style, very nice Yowliness. also gorgeous guitars all around and rock solid composition (the fun scritchy-scratchy chords that accompany the opening verse before the guitar sound fills out! so good.). and then there’s this weird feather soft outro with so much fret scratch and ripply distortion on the guitars!

*knowing about cool music wasn’t her defining personality trait or anything but it’s the one that’s relevant to this song description!

**lol the grammar suggestion (“grammar suggestion”) thinks I should change that to “recommending each other’s songs”??? why is it assuming Ashley and I were writing songs, separately? we were not writing any songs, although I think she owned a bass guitar she could sort of play maybe.

Can I change it

Countertop microwave

Nick says: pull handle to open, 1000W, reliable and powerful

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Hamilton-Beach-1-1-cu-ft-Countertop-Microwave-Oven-Black-and-Stainless-Steel/5119493325

Que bronca la precarización laboral 😬

can i get a rip in chat for the fucking hot chocolate i spilled in the microwave.

one day at school one of my classmates came up to me and asked me if I was a girl ???? ??? like bro I think the answer’s obvious enough are you blind. I’m a microwave now get away from me before I burn your food to a crisp

im gonna microwave it