studying with a friend

me: “hello I have spawned in to be mildly annoying”
my friend’s physics teacher: holds up finger while processing “……………. good”

my friend’s physics teacher: “I have a meeting with [head of school]”
me: “have fun don’t die”
my friend’s physics teacher: “I don’t expect to”

bonus material:

my friend’s physics teacher: after I talked about queer related topics “I don’t think it’s wise for me to comment on this topic so I’m going to not”

so focussed on bylering out that i forgot my ap physics midterm is next week

i have an ap physics lab report, project, and test all due by wednesday. i have not even started on anything. send help !!!!!

Guess who failed their physics test AGAIN?!!?!!

Me when math 😇

Me when physics 🔫

i really wish schools prioritized mental health more bc last night i cried for an hour while studying for a physics test, and a guy in my class broke down sobbing today during the test bc no one has a single clue what we are doing in that class

The sick and miserable me: Man, I’m so excited to relax this weekend!

Beautiful joyous horse named 100 kinematics practice problems for homework:

AP Physics makes me want to put in my two weeks notice for life

PASS RATE FOR PHYSICS 1 WENT UP 19% THIS YEAR????

Friend, in monotone, ritualistic chant: I aM tHe CoNiCaL pEnDuLuM—

“Do you know how to solve this?!?!”

“Yes!”

*audible sigh of relief*

“… is what I would’ve said if I knew how to solve this physics problem :)”

physics is my thirteenth reason

like i was originally planning on taking ap physics C next year but after going through a different physics class this year, you could not PAY me to live through another physics class

Im reading Byler fanfiction in the school bathroom rn because AP Physics is genuinely the most torturous experience on earth

suspiciously easy ngl

but at least im done

walking out of my AP physics exam knowing I said the meter stick weighed .7 kg (they normally weigh like .1-.2 kg) 😭😭

was AP physics easy or am I just tweaking

my physics teacher is goated

She wrote this poem on care packages for my class

some fun AP physics anecdotes (because my exam is today)

1. one time I finessed my physics teacher out of physics and into talking about the great molasses flood and she stopped class for ten minutes, told one of the seniors to get on her Chromebook and google the great molasses flood (because she was standing at the front of the classroom and didn’t want to move), and then told him to scroll past the google AI summary because “it’s all nonsense anyway” and then she put it on the projector and read an article about the great molasses flood to the entire class
2. somehow the class got onto the topic of paw patrol and we all began arguing about how many pups there were in the paw patrol and my teacher got the same senior student to go on her Chromebook and google paw patrol and apparently she thought that all the pups in paw patrol were police officers and then the senior went on the official paw patrol wiki and clicked on “I’m a child” when the popup came up and my teacher said “why did you do that, you’re an adult”
3. “I will show up to your wedding and HAUNT YOU if you don’t USE A STRAIGHTEDGE”
4. she talked about turkey vultures for ten minutes because she was wearing a sweater that had “turkey vultures” on it and I asked about it and apparently she has a hyperfixation on turkey vultures and vultures in general
5. she has questions of the day for every day and one time I think the question was “what kind of ghost would you be” and me and this other kid came up with increasingly violent scenarios that we would enact if we became ghosts and she became increasingly more and more concerned

I call it: “My Mind During AP Physics C E&M” because this was what I spent half the time doing after I gave up after doing one part of one question on the FRQ.