you would start a very long chain of thieves

Again.

gimmick-thief-burglar collected

Purpose : Steals gimmicks of gimmick-thief blog.

Dawe fuck I’ve been collected. Now I’ve gotta change me bloody name… and also my purpose is way more nuanced than that

Tell me the nuance stuff and ☝️ it shall be added.

To steal the gimmick of my friend gimmick-thief, steal the appearance of my friend gimmick-thief-thief, and to just generally cause mischief

Tis done 👍✅

Change my name?? Huh????

Oh right. To escape of course

NUUUUUU don’t plZzzz ! My enclosures are top notch you’ll love it here :D

fym enclosures? I’m in my home. You’re more of a Pokédex finisher than anything

hey @the-gimmick-blog-collector i was here before this copycat

Hannah lol

NO, CACTUS!!

Fuuuuck

Shame you lost your name. May i offer you a monster?

Please

Here you go!

Holy fuck my favorite flavor

Genuinely how did you know

girl you suck at this

??? My bad..?

no no. just. stay away from forests, ok?

Is this a mimic joke

girl The Fae

Girl

girl

girl

ALT

girl

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

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o7 chatters it was good while it lasted

common moth archetypes I’ve encountered

im guessing it was either from isuggestforcefem or girl-detector (mostly because i feel like forcefem would be too easy)

Wrong!!!!

You were gimmick thief detected!!!!

oh damn

@gimmick-thief-thief

yello!! tis me!!

Baba is tiny

YOU DIDJ IT WROG USBSHXBEHSBFRJEINCIEIEBDJDJEUSNZBSUDMNDJXUFBTYWNXIRHRUXJSRHUD

you need an article after to not too

not a valid baba statement

also @gimmick-thief

you forgot something

your tumblr palette is wrong

if you view a post (not a blog or dash) on mobile it displays in light mode for some fucking reason. very annoying.

Baba is tiny

YOU DIDJ IT WROG USBSHXBEHSBFRJEINCIEIEBDJDJEUSNZBSUDMNDJXUFBTYWNXIRHRUXJSRHUD

you need an article after to not too

not a valid baba statement

also @gimmick-thief

you forgot something

Baba is tiny

YOU DIDJ IT WROG USBSHXBEHSBFRJEINCIEIEBDJDJEUSNZBSUDMNDJXUFBTYWNXIRHRUXJSRHUD

you need an article after to not too

not a valid baba statement

Round 0

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hey wait no one told me!!!

Mutuals line up I’m giving you all one of these bad boys

‎

Hands you a spatula

hands you a spatula

Had a dream last night where I was inactive for like a week and in that time, several achivement-unlocked blogs sprung up with various amounts of achievements: like achivement-achivement-unlocked, achivement-achivement-achivement-unlocked, achivement-achivement-achivement-achivement-unlocked and so on / so forth.

I was then tagged in a post fighting for my legacy as an achievement blog and had to choose one

This reminds me of something but I can’t think of what…

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hey.

Wait a minute

Dude I literally did that first

Hey. I did it before all three of you

Bow down before your elder

I love the fact that all three of you are wrong

hey.

wanna know a secret.

Wh. What

nothing…

HOW DO YOU KNOW. HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW.

do you wanna know a secret?

JUST TELL ME HOW YOU KNOW

you’ve literally told me…

also I have a suspicion you’re also @sniffer-of-gimmicks (typing style, yelling at yourself, stealing blogs)

Achievement unlocked!

Paranoid schizophrenia

It was always me. Every. Single. One.

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so you ARE insane. got it

We’re the same person. We’ve been over this.

literally nuh uh

Yuh huh

nuh uh

YUH. HUH.

NUH UH

if were the same person say something on my blog

what the hell happened here

you do not want to know

dilute black (blue)

that is a Fish

no cat detected

fish detected

@whatcoloristhatcat might wanna visit an optometrist. need to get your eyes checked.

Tumblr is unique bc like. It’s collaborative shitposting and you can’t opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

@i-say-ok You are the only way to improve this

ok.

I love you i-say-ok

ok. :] ♥️♥️♥️

$0

Silksong is not released yet

what the fuck happened to this post

shoo shoo get out of here

Looking through the notes and. Why is literally (literally) every gimmick blog drawn to this post in particular

What is going on

im too tired to give this an achievement. someone do it for me please.

Y'all

Ides of March is coming up

I have started sharpening spatulas specifically for the occasion

Do you want them

Hands you a sharpened spatula

hands you a sharpened spatula

how many ahve you handed out now?

Y'all

Ides of March is coming up

I have started sharpening spatulas specifically for the occasion

Do you want them

Absolutely, I’ll trade you my plastic school cafeteria spork

Hands you a sharpened spatula

Takes the spork

Thank you

Oh and by the way that spork is cursed, since you are now its owner They will prey on you

hands you another sharpened spatula

spatula, i can take the spork. i’ve already got like seven curses, it wont make a difference.

@gimmick-thief I stole your gimmick

GASP

GASP

Every time a guy wears a skirt a homophobe dies pass it on

damn it we just missed it

rb to wipe out every homophobe next march 10th (no pressure)

rb to wipe out

every homophobe next

march 10th (no pressure)

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN WHAT

may 6th, 2024.

you should consider turning on timestamps.

If you’re ever feeling embarrassed about feelings, remember that i, girl-detector, have at least two times recorded where i was a sopping wet creature about it

If i said [REDACTED] right away, things would be very different now, to a point where someone else may have started girl-detector instead of me

Girls are pretty, keep that in mind 👍

I did too, hope this helps

As did I.

give me back my fucking checkmark

no

IVE BEEN FORCEFEMMED

Lobster not detected

how about now?

when life gives you lobsters

NEW SPELL UNLOCKED: GIMMICK THEFT

Is “GIRLS” enough to qualify for being a spell?

if they leave you spellbound

*touches soil*

Something terrible happened here

*looks at time stamps and finally sees the apparitions at the edge of my vision as I begin to run away*

Oh Shit It’s still happening

@geigermullercounter

RADIATION LEVELS: CONGRATULATIONS! IT’S A GIRL!

can we get a gamma spectrometer in here so we can know what kinds of girls are in there as well?

Negative

why am i not a horse :(

Positive

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

Question.

I’ve rebogged bread.

What?

I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.

Where, where have you been sending it?!

I love how there are more reblogs than likes

This post. This fucking post. I cannot believe after nearly 7 years its still going around. Let alone ON MY OWN DASH! A kid born on the day i posted this would be entering 2nd grade right now.

hey op they’d be in 5th grade by now

hey they’d actually be in 7th i believe

Why is the bread shiny?

tf2 heritage post

GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE

tf2 heritage post heritage post

alright thats it

@gimmick-thief we’re getting grinded

Why does being really sleepy either make u feel mellow and content or like you’re going to actually kill yourself for real this time & no in-between

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

Question.

I’ve rebogged bread.

What?

I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.

Where, where have you been sending it?!

I love how there are more reblogs than likes

This post. This fucking post. I cannot believe after nearly 7 years its still going around. Let alone ON MY OWN DASH! A kid born on the day i posted this would be entering 2nd grade right now.

hey op they’d be in 5th grade by now

hey they’d actually be in 7th i believe

Why is the bread shiny?

tf2 heritage post

GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE

tf2 heritage post heritage post

YOURE UNSHADOWBANNED!!!

YAYYAYAY!!!!!!!

REST IN PEACE ANOMALOCARIS, CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S ONLY BEEN 500 MILLION YEARS. MISSING YOU EVERY DAY

If you’re ever feeling embarrassed about feelings, remember that i, girl-detector, have at least two times recorded where i was a sopping wet creature about it

If i said [REDACTED] right away, things would be very different now, to a point where someone else may have started girl-detector instead of me

Girls are pretty, keep that in mind 👍

I did too, hope this helps

As did I.

give me back my fucking checkmark

no

fair enough i suppose, that does suck. i wish you well in getting unshadowbanned.

why would i do on anon. what do you take me for a coward, like you?

I had this at a specific time later on but i don’t know if i might get axed before then so posting it now:

I have been informed by an anonymous benefactor to tag user @elfstrogenized

I don’t know for what purposes I have been tasked with this job

also wtf man, why am I the most voted for blog?

DID I NOT MAKE IT CLEAR ENOUGH HOW MUCH I HATE DEALING WITH MORE THAN ONE BLOG???

For all you know this could also be part of the scheme

girl-detector runs girl-detector

And that detector could be me, you never know

i know though :3

all of you are wrong. im girl detector.

Oh yea? Who am I then?

me, obviously.

Pfft, like you’re gonna be fooling anyone like that!

youre me. im you. we both got hit by a truck at the same time and both got isekai’d to each other’s world. simple really.

I had this at a specific time later on but i don’t know if i might get axed before then so posting it now:

I have been informed by an anonymous benefactor to tag user @elfstrogenized

I don’t know for what purposes I have been tasked with this job

also wtf man, why am I the most voted for blog?

DID I NOT MAKE IT CLEAR ENOUGH HOW MUCH I HATE DEALING WITH MORE THAN ONE BLOG???

For all you know this could also be part of the scheme

girl-detector runs girl-detector

And that detector could be me, you never know

i know though :3

all of you are wrong. im girl detector.

Oh yea? Who am I then?

me, obviously.

I had this at a specific time later on but i don’t know if i might get axed before then so posting it now:

I have been informed by an anonymous benefactor to tag user @elfstrogenized

I don’t know for what purposes I have been tasked with this job

also wtf man, why am I the most voted for blog?

DID I NOT MAKE IT CLEAR ENOUGH HOW MUCH I HATE DEALING WITH MORE THAN ONE BLOG???

For all you know this could also be part of the scheme

girl-detector runs girl-detector

And that detector could be me, you never know

i know though :3

all of you are wrong. im girl detector.