beware, beware

politics aside, you have to appreciate a Getting ‘Em so good that 2,000 years later people are pumped to Get ‘Em All Over Again, if only in memorial or metaphorical celebration

like even if you were a big Caesar stan i think you’d have to admit that they Got ‘Em. Real Good

politics aside, you have to appreciate a Getting ‘Em so good that 2,000 years later people are pumped to Get ‘Em All Over Again, if only in memorial or metaphorical celebration

gnome scientists have discovered how to split the atomberry

böserzauberer

gnomwissenschaftler haben herausgefunden wie man die atombeere spaltet

clearly some sort of archaic gnome language

Hi my name is Ebony Dementia Dark'ness Raven Way and I’d like some fries with that <3

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

“Oh no, the last Dark Lord was the one focused on Dark Conquest. My platform is focused more on Dark Agriculture and Dark Healthcare Reform.”

and Dark Taxing The Rich of course

@evilwizard

DEI (Dark Equity and Inclusion)

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

“hurt people hurt people” yes mistress. anything for you mistress.

I Will Die In Combat For You Mistress

obsessed with the canadian ghoulmaxxing acecel

My brother made this comic and thought it should be shared.

gnome scientists have discovered how to split the atomberry

The invention of bombasticly berry flavors, and their death toll, based on this break through, ended up becoming gnome physicist Alberry Tinystein’s biggest regret in life.

upon hearing the term, “mushroom cloud,” many gnomes ran outside laughing and giggling with glee, only to be caught in the blast

If you have ever reblogged from me just know you have contributed to real human suffering

Great way to introduce your recipe

gnome scientists have discovered how to split the atomberry

somewhere a baleful chuckle echoes on the wind

Now obviously the hard part of launching a land invasion of Heaven will figuring out where they hid the hole. Finding the miniscule aperture, the hole in physical reality to which all souls are translocated at the moment of death, and then jamming something sturdy in there, getting it in reallll good and working it around until it’s big enough to fit some guys with guns through. But the nice part is that the nature of Heaven means that, one, not many people get in in the first place, and two, none of them are good at fighting, because people who’re good at fighting mostly don’t go to heaven. Except us, when we find the hole. The point is that once we’re in there’s not much they’re gonna be able to do. Pretty much we’ll have free run of the place

Update! So we forgot about God

my buddy says the craziest stuff when i make him plead for his life

no literature necessary, the description alone made me laugh helplessly

I sewed a jester collar for Weasel, with little bells so the other cat can keep tabs on her whereabouts.

anyone wanna be my vile little minion?

it’s that bad out there huh

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ow

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “honorable knight” youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: only in death does duty end

my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

anyone wanna be my vile little minion?

it’s that bad out there huh