Time Travelling 4D Chess Masterminds Father-Son Master-Servant Family Drama ft Snape & Voldemort
Voldemort - Time travels back to Tom Riddle Hogwarts years
Now Tom Riddle - Remembers how he dies, and what he knows about his Horcruxes, his enemy and esp his most loyal servant similar to him even sitting next to him in meetings straight up lying to his face because of pathetic love.
Tom: The audacity.
Tom - knows that said ‘most loyal’ servant’s mother is at Hogwarts with him.
Montage of seduction and planned marraige thanks to Abraxas Malfoy’s connection. Managed to bang the mom.
Eileen - Runs away pregnant from Tom Riddle, not because of him but because she was going to middle finger the pure bloods anyway and found Malfoy stringing this marraige along 'completely sus’ anyway.
Eileen - Oh yea, she pretended she died too to make sure she wasn’t being followed because Lord Voldie personality in Tom meant she knew he was dangerous. Too bad she hadn’t the same feeling for Tobias Snape just because she subconsciously looked down on Muggles with her pure-blood
Tom: What do you mean my darling wife (sarcasm) decides to die because of me? What did I even do to her?
Eileen: (sneezes) That man was just fishy. He was also becoming reptilian. I have better standards.
Tom: Was it because of how I looked? Well excuse me I didn’t want to die during those bombings and ensure I’m still alive??? The appearance is negotiable to my survival! Plus, I’m sure I still look coldly handsome.
Eileen: (meets Tobias) Plus, I prefer to be a bad girl. Blame the prejudiced Slytherin-ing.
Narrator: Which will become worse because Voldemort had to brag about Slytherin heritage and give it a bad name. Or there was more bias involved for no reason at all. Who knows?
Timeskip, like 9 years later.
Tom, in Cokeworth
Tom: I had to build up my powerbase especially after that damn scandal with Eileen, but I remember Severus being in Cokeworth. And that Mudblood too, I s'posed. I wonder if I can stage an accident.
Tom: Not because I’m petty that Severus betrayed me for her. For love like what that foolish Dumbledore preached. Certainly not because of that.
Tom - sees a young Severus and Lily together.
Tom -calculates timeline, knows that he impregnated Eileen, that Severus is definitely his mother’s child and he secretly did a paternity test. Spoilers, it passed.
Tom: Holy Salazar. What the hell, Fate?
Severus - Also time travels back to his first meeting with Lily, like it’s a catalyst
Severus: I’m going to protect Lily from that noseless bastard no matter what.
Tom - decided to make life more difficult being by being a definitely not noseless but certainly a bastard self to be neighbours with Lily.
Tom: I am Tom Riddle, nice to meet you.
Lily : Nice to meet you too, new neighbour. I’m Lily.
Severus : (along the ride) My .exe file ain’t running right. Did I inhale too many potion fumes and hallucinate?
Lily: What?
Severus: You heard nothing.
Tom: (Smiles) (Tries to Legilimency Severus)
Severus : (Shuts him down like the master he is)
Tom & Severus: (staredown)
Lily: I just love it how my new BFF and neigbour is getting along so well.
Tom: Oh yeah, say hi to your mother for me Severus. It’s nice to finally meet my son.
Severus : (actually shortcircuits) Wha-
Tom: That’s why I moved here, because there is so much I want to talk to with Eileen.
Severus: I… I will go get her.
Eileen comes, shocked that Tom actually dared to go to this Muggle hovel considering his pro-pure blood-ism and had to explain herself so that Severus knew he unfortunately landed himself in some freak AU where he is the going to be noseless in the future bastard’s son.
Eileen: Stay away from my son and my family.
Tom: But he’s also my son. Eileen, why did you have to run away?
Eileen: (inhales her drama fumes) Now you listen here Riddle…
Lily : (munches popcorn) Do you want some, Sev?
Severus: Do you even think I can even be calm when I had an apparently long-lost dad and my 'parents’ are arguing in front of us?
Lily: (nonchalantly hands over popcorn to Sev) Just inhale some of your theatre drama kid fumes too, Sev. It makes it more enjoyable
Severus - resigns to popcorn
Narrator: By now, despite Sev shutting Voldie down from the Legilimency attack, he just broke eye contact by having his bangs exquisitely covering his eyes at the right dramatic moment. So Voldie doesn’t know Sev time travelled. And Sev doesn’t know Voldie time travelled either, accepting the Occam razor logic of weird AU. Does not change his goals. Neither Voldie’s.
Severus - Will protect Lily at all cost and cut down the cancer that made her life miserable with the Mudblood propaganda made more radical with his power that pure bloods wish to have aka Lord Voldemort.
Voldemort - Will rule Britain once more, and sit on his throne (of not lies because he’s certainly not deluding himself) with only the most loyal of servants on his side and killing anyone considered a threat, his son unfortunately being one of them although he will observe his newfound son with this little espionage fun and to piss his wife off with that fake death scandal, because he’s petty like that.
Narrator: They will use all their time travel knowledge to gain the upper hand, with Sev trying to figure out Dumbledore’s cryptic words and remove Voldemort’s immortality while Voldemort goes about preparing some accidents of his detractors like the Marauders and fledgling Order of Phoenix members just to mess them up or better yet make them betray Dumbledore like how Severus betrayed Voldemort.
Narrator: Yes, man’s still petty asf. Until then, enjoy this family drama featuring:
Tom Riddle aka Voldie - The bastard father
Tom: At one point, Severus did betray me but that was another timeline.
Tom: He’s now my son and he still has the potential to be as powerful as ever.
Tom: I must never let him go, or else I will kill him if history repeats itself.
Severus: (sneezes) Someone must be planning my impending doom.
Severus: (shrugs) Guess I have to hunt down Vol-
Tom: What?
Severus: Why are you here?! You heard nothing. Go back to ignorance!
Tom: Yes son~
Severus: I am not your son!
Tom: (Feels a twang in his heart) Yes, I really do love teasing this little boy. It’s certainly not because I actually love the guy like a father.
Tom: I never had a good paternal figure to follow that example, after all.
Eileen Snape nee Prince - The so-done mother
Eileen: I am hap- OK, admittedly not happily married to Tobias Snape but have you seen my other option?
Eileen: Does Riddle think I’m so unobservant to what evil he’s doing while we were living in the same roof?
Severus: You didn’t care about that when living with Tobias freaking Snape.
Eileen: I subscribe to piss my parents off too. And Snape would piss them off more than Riddle.
Severus: (knowing his parents) So what if I start pissing you off now?
Eileen: Severus Tobias Snape!
Tom: You did walk into that one, dear.
Eileen : (prepares to inhale her drama fumes again)
Severus Snape (nee never because he refused to change his name to Riddle of all things) - The suffering son
Tom: But Severus Riddle has a good ring to it.
Eileen: If we are going to custody battle, he will just have to be Severus Prince because I can’t afford the money while being stuck with Snape and Prince carries off a lot of weight.
Severus: Why can’t I just stick to my first name?
Lily: You aren’t going to ask about the custody battle?
Lily Evans - Curious next-door girl wanting the best for her newfound best friend ie the one trying to rope Sev into schemes to get his parents back together that Sev does not appreciate which Lily interpreted as shy embarassment.
Lily: But c'mon Sev, don’t you think it’s adorable that Mr. Riddle is doing his best trying to get into you and your mom’s life. He’s such a nice man. I wonder why Mrs. Snape wanted to divorce with him in the first place?
Severus: (flashbacks to the VoldieWars)
Severus: Yeah, such a nice man. He’s just not the type.
Lily: (fell for Tom’s manipulations already) Sure…
Tobias Snape - A drunkard just there, who says 'F- it. I will just divorce the bish if someone else wants her anyway’. 'Coz 'he doesn’t like anything much’ so good riddance.
Tobis: ’S long ’s you can keep me drunk, then what do I care? Take my misery away from me.
Tom: (contemplates murdering this leech)
Severus: (wishes he can murder this scum)
Eileen: Why does that glint in both your eyes look so similar.
Tom: Really?
Severus: Hell no!
Petunia Evans - Wishes her sister would stop attracting weirdass trouble wherever she goes, especially with the latest gossip about the Riddle-Snape decable that’s making weekly neighbourly gossip mags for fun.
Petunia: Really, Lily! You have got to stop being involved with that riff-raff. I will never live it down that you got involved with the Floating Stalker incident. Some people are even calling you a witch!
Lily: But I am a witch, Tuney. And Mr. Riddle managed to convince everyone that he’s just a really good magician.
Petunia: Don’t you feel embarassed at all? People are calling my sister a monkey!
Lily: Hmm, don’t you think a monkey could be a nice assistant for both me and Mr. Riddle for our 'magic tricks’ then?
Petunia: Just put in my epitath that 'Petunia died of embarassment from her ungrateful sister’
Mr. & Mrs. Evans - Actually restoring Severus’ losing sanity coz of his parents and wishes out loud that they were actually his real parents, much to Riddle’s offense (certainly a bonus)
Mr. Evans: I am sure that Mr. Riddle will be a good father.
Mrs. Evans: And I know that Mrs. Snape is trying.
Severus: Family drama is only good on TV. But seriously, can you adopt me?
Tom: Over my dead body.
Mr. Evans: See, he cares.
Severus: No he doesn’t.
Albus Dumbledore - Actually surprised that Riddle has a son. Riddle be shielding his son even if he did betray him in another timeline from the old coot because a loyal servant was one thing, but his son going over to that old man?
Tom: (cat hissing) Never
Severus: (cat hissing back) Your not the boss of me!
Albus: (if he ever knew such an exchange) They truly are father and son.
Minor roles to the rest of Hogwarts staff and the Marauders if Sev ever survives the family drama and had to resign himself to being the mysterious Tom Riddle’s son aka the people in-the-know can and will eyeball him suspiciously.
Narrator: Will Sev and Voldie ever figure that the other time travelled? At some point. It will completely affect their relationship and it will be delish asf. Until then, they will play mind games and they will be similar to each other like father-son that will piss Sev off and amuse Tom because he’s too upper handy with his years, experience, Horcrux and being Severus Snape’s father. Severus decides to counter that with pure spite and he wins as much as he loses with Tom’s insanity.
If y'all like it and my 3am idea generator stumbles upon better stuff, then I may get pumping out a bit more. Tune in~