also the fucking latch that holds down the hood of my car just broke

In Lisbon, Portugal rn watching Shark Tale on Netflix in my hotel room. I left my phone at home in the UK, but still, a bad bitch will always rise.

Abandoned in the Emirates: Americans Unleash Fury at US Neglect

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US citizens marooned in the United Arab Emirates have denounced inadequate aid from their administration, following the suspension of departures from the nation due to the conflict with Iran.
Numerous individuals confined to the Gulf region informed the FT that…

Abandoned in the Emirates: Americans Unleash Fury at US Neglect

“Boat Note”

Perhaps by accident, the second printing grants a twilight sense of foreboding in this first panel – out at sea and out of luck. The last one just dashes out the sky blue.

Cyclone not good enough. Must show lightning.

State Department Launches Bold New “Figure It Out Yourself” Foreign Policy

I must say that it really sucks to be an American right now😂

All hell is breaking lose right now in the middle east, right? So, rather than telling the Americans how Trump plans on helping them or providing these people emergency airlifts, the State Department simply tells them to just get the hell out of there by commercial means.

Commercial means? HOW?? 🤡

There’s a freaking war right now that’s engulfing the whole middle east and the airports in the middle east countries are under attack. So, how these people are gonna leave on their own? How can they get out if the airports are closed? How are they gonna get out if there are no planes and the airspace is closed? Do they expect these people to just swim back to America or try using kayak? 😭

This is ridiculously funny and scary at the same time.

There’s no one who can physically assist the American citizens who are now abandoned in the middle east. Their brainless president just leave them stranded there with no way of getting out. Trump is really playing chess with people’s life. He has put innocent lives in danger as americans now could become a target in the middle east.

I swear the Trump administration is full of idiots. They really did not think about this, did they?

hallucinated some random hockey rpf account as a shayley bourget fanblog

Car broke down in Nebraska, trying my best to not just give up

IM STRANDED ON A DESERT BEACH WITHOUT FOOD OR WATER

i imagine he eventually does, only because, bless him, i don’t see him as much of a liar. as for how he slips up and to what extent — as well as the gods’ reactions —, i haven’t thought about it yet lol. though for sure the gods will go crazy!

quicksilver babyyyy

The Stargate (ao3) is offline for an inestimable amount of time (15 hours) and we’re stranded on a distant planet. Luckily, the Daedalus (tumblr) is still in range to pick us up.

thank you so much!!<33 i would say yes there’s a possibility that i’ll write something more for the stranded-verse! it just depends on when i’ll have time for it haha.

Thousands of tourists stranded in Lapland as cold grounds flights

Thousands of tourists have been stranded in Finland’s Lapland as a severe cold spell has grounded flights out of one of its airports.
Departures from Lapland’s Kittila airport that would have ferried winter travellers back to places like London, Bristol, Manchester, Paris and Amsterdam were all cancelled on Sunday as temperatures did not go above -35C on Sunday.
The issue is expected to continue…

Thousands of tourists stranded in Lapland as cold grounds flights

Attempts #68-84 were all total busts. I’m not getting home before spring at this rate. Which wouldn’t be so bad if I’d landed in one of your realm’s *benevolent* kingdoms, but nooo I had to land *here*… No matter. I will figure something out. That’s what we do.

Sidenote, I’m mostly sure this tower is haunted by a spectre of some sort. No scratches yet. More to come.

So few people have directions that are helpful-

Eh, I could ask Lament.

Ah shit… Lament.

I forgot about that.

Hm. These muckroaches are okay, definitely nothing close to the present I received. I’ll store the meat left on this for after I finish the dirtcrawler.

i took pretty pics tho!! i wanted to stay alone today bc i JUST KNEW i was gonna get left too