can scientists be funny and smart? #funny #science #dadjokes - YouTube
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Pig Farmer loses dentures with hilarious results #funny #comedy #pigs #pigfarmer - YouTube
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When is a book the greatest dinosaur?
When the book is the saurus. Besides, the words in it are very Rawr.
I made this one myself. Triple pun on the last word, depending on your accent…
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“OH MY GOD! IT’S A MURDER!!”
“Dude where the crows at?”
See if you didn’t get the joke it’s because a group of crows is called a murder
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Samurai it out
Kano Nazo, Barbarians from the South Folding Screen (detail), circa 1606, National Museum of Ancient Art Portugal
Born in Africa (possibly South Sudan), Yasuke was a samurai between 1581 and 1582. Yasuke first arrived in Japan in the service of Italian Jesuit Alessandro Valignano. Daimyo Odo Nobunaga took him into his service and gave him the name Yasuke. As a samurai, he was granted a sword, a house, and a stipend. After Nobunaga’s death, Yasuke was sent back to the Jesuits. There are no subsequent records of his life.
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I’m so sorry for this but also you’re welcome 🥦🚙
Just a dumb pun for when you’re stuck in the car. “A-spare-I-guess.”
My humor is officially broken.
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“Can’t fight the feeling”? Skill issue honestly. I’m crushing these emotions! 💪🏽😤 I’m going stoic on this sentiment’s ass!
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i drank a nice milkshook yesterday but i felt as if it hadn’t been milkshaken enough
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does peter piper even like pickles
does she even like selling seashells
does the wood chuck even like chucking wood
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I think we should be allowed… all'o'wed… all wed… to me 🥰💍💍💍👰♀👰👰♂ huge infinity marriage
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I’m sure someone’s done something similar before, but sometimes when you misspell something you get something pretty funny!
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You have anything you wanna say? Do? Express? We can make it a game if you want. You’re already playing and don’t even realize it. But you have realized a lot. I see it. You see it. He sees it too, I’m sure.