
we don’t answer questions

just making a post for my birthday!!!
I still need to make an sfm poster soon but I’m one year older now yippeee!!!!

Happy (very late) Valentines for Miss Pauling 💗💐 (part 1 / 2)

Part 2 with the administrator 💜
read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/80244376
Manns, Machines and Thunder lizards! Whattya mean you want more explanation? This is Team Fortress Park!
-Saxton Hale
Words: 1178, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 2 of Jurassic World Stories, Part 1 of Team Fortress 2
read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/80244376
read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/79418246
The Administrator turns around. Framing her, as usual, is a wall of security camera feeds, rendering a verbal warning pointless. “Yes?”
“There’s, um…” Rain’s also not something a verbal warning tends to work for, as it is a verbal warning in and of itself. “Flooding.” Before she can add some snarky comment, Pauling elaborates. “More than usual, anyway.”
The Administrator turns back to her camera feeds. Obviously, most of them show rain. God knows she’s lived here long enough, so she also isn’t very shaken by the sight of the flooding. What is noteworthy is when the screens start flickering off.
Words: 1766, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/79418246

I’m supposed to be on SFM rn for my two followers. I have an idea but I think the trend already passed X_X
shoutout to my two tumblr followers I promise I’ll be making something soon but I got the worse migraine rn so it ain’t today
I just wanted to post something
love Flo Pauling
love women


My few artworks that I drew more for my friend than for myself. I don’t particularly like the result, but she really liked it. She says she sees a huge resemblance between Miss Pauling and Doppio, the Administrator and Diavolo



Soldier stuff! I really enjoy listening to Pauling’s lines hanging out with the mercs but girl please you do not need to hang out with Solly you’re gonna get rabies
read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/78032806
by RACCERY
OOOOKAY MAN… Let’s do this one last time, heh… (get the ref NOW)
ϟ ⚾️. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁-`♡´-. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁⚾️ ϟ
Ahem… You are the newest recruit on BLU, whatever your class is. And you have just been given a mission to retrieve some kind of mineral for Miss Pauling in an abandoned building. Thing is, though? A guy on RED had the exact same idea. And not just any guy, but Scout. Without any way to get back to base, you both fight over the australium, but are also forced to protect it and work together. You can’t kill each other, as it’s strictly prohibited to do such outside of work. And you two don’t even realize you’re working under the same woman… So, then what?
Words: 5350, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English
read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/78032806