I originally wanted to draw a roller-skating server you’d see in an old-school drive-in (honestly, I’m not even sure they actually exist, since my country doesn’t have them), but as I kept drawing I kinda went off track and completely forgot about the roller skates. I’ll sort it out when I do the layout later.

Pour one out with me?

AHHHH THANK U AG!!! So sick and twisted being Old 💔💔

Keegan - Paint Baller

I got my badge printed. The glow-in-the-dark effect turned out really well. It actually looks more interesting in person than in photos—I’m not very good at that.😭

Keegan’s gotta talk to me all polite and obedient, no swearing, all humble and virtuous. He’s on his knees, begging me—pressed up at my feet, face against my stomach—pleading for even a tiny bit of my mercy, for me to mess with him, control him, toy with him.

you did it!!! cannot wait to meticulously keep track of how often we get to say “the reigning world champion” and remind people of it this season (and hopefully beyond!!)

Kevin Keegan offered cancer cells medical diagnosis

Former England ahead and supervisor Kevin Keegan has actually been informed he has cancer cells, according to a declaration from his family members.
The 74-year-old, that won the Ballon d’Or in 1978 and 1979, took pleasure in a remarkable having fun profession, starting at Scunthorpe prior to spells at Liverpool, Hamburg, Southampton and Newcastle.
He went back to Tyneside for 2 spells as…

Kevin Keegan offered cancer cells medical diagnosis

Ehehe sk8r boi Keegan lives in my head rent free ;)

Cod Ghosts HCs

Since winter has arrived and skating has become popular in this season, I was wondering who would skate without falling or landing on their asses…

Logan/Hesh/Elias: I don’t think they’re fans of skating at all, considering where they were born. Maybe Hesh tried to learn, but ended up falling flat on his ass and decided to give up.

They give summer vibes

Keegan: a pro, that’s what I can say.

It gives me the feeling that he has been skating since he was young, or that he was introduced to it by someone in his family.

Merrick: 50/50, he knows how to ski but not at a professional level (like Keegan, for example). He’s better than Hesh and his family but not on the same level as Keegan.

Kick: just like Merrick, got no idea.

Rorck: this mfs gonna blow up that rink, don’t try to convince me otherwise.

I love my grandma, but I hate how she can be. Which makes me feel like shit for feeling the way I do towards her.

But she’s coming over for a family meal tonight, and I don’t want her here. I want to get street tacos, and sit on the hood of my car at a beach with my partner instead

like a ungraduate🤔

my firend:You made him look at least fifteen years younger.

I love me a lil fantasy where I get picked up and kissed against the wall, or maybe it escalates to more.

But the physics make it nearly impossible for this to last longer than a few seconds, even if the guy is super fit.

So here is the prompt:

Would the CoD men kiss you/fuck you against the wall? (Realistically)

Simon

• Odds are medium, but mostly low.
• As kinky as this guy likely is, he also thinks about the logistics and comfort.
• What is the height difference? Do you have any core strength to hold yourself? Would it be uncomfortable?
• He likely would kiss you against the wall during a very heated moment, but it would be temporary, before he takes you somewhere more secure, like the bed or couch.
• He would have sex against the wall, but only if you suggest it with curiosity. And it will be good for 2-4 seconds before you likely decide it’s too much for you anyway.
• Simon is willing to try new things so long as they’re not dangerous.

Non-traumatized Nikto

• Yes.
• To both it’s a yes.
• Nikto is a very physical person. His stoicism causes him to show affection through doing things, and having sex is what he finds grounding and bonding.
• He is the most likely out of all the guys to do it without you needing to ask, because he’s instinct driven, and doesn’t hold back once in a secure relationship.
• Also it’s likely that he has a CNC kink, which would cause him to just pick you up and fuck you against the wall randomly, so long as you’ve admitted you want that, and you’ve been dating for at least 1.5-2 years.
• Important note: the wall kissing/fucking would still not last long. It is just physics. But the act itself serves as a bridge to the next step.

Keegan

• Medium odds for this one.
• But unlike Simon, he may be the one who tries it, instead of waiting for you to ask.
• Keegan is a wall at work, but his personality becomes more playful at home.
• By playful I don’t mean golden retriever giggly boyfriend.
• I mean staring into you deadpan while you try to read if you’re in trouble or not. He’s that kind of annoying fucker.
• He is likely the type to pick you mid kiss, and then position you between him and a wall. And if you paid enough attention, you would notice a very subtle smirk that says you’re stuck.
• Keegan is also willing to try having sex against the wall, but it would be less serious and more just him testing you.
• He wants to see you cling to him, beg to be held properly from fear (he purposefully doesn’t hold you as he should).
• He wants to corner you and have your pulse spike.
• But you wouldn’t be able to know that he calculated this all. He’d look so calm, you’d start questioning your people-reading skills.

König

• Contrary to your belief, odds are low for this one.
• He is too tall and likely finds the whole process inefficient and uncomfortable to put you both through.
• He would kiss you against the wall, mind you. He is perfectly capable of that.
• It’s the sex that he would try once, then never again.
• König is the most logical when it comes to sex. Even more than Simon.
• While it is a bonding activity for him, he is always measuring in his head how much strength to put, because he knows one wrong move, and it’s pretty painful.

Hope you liked this one babes!

Masterlist 1

KEEGAN

I feel Keegan is a very muscular guy, like look at his chest here

I was a tad in a fun mood imagining this scenario, so I will entertain you all as well:

How CoD men would react if you asked to be immobilized

Note: they’re trained for this. So as a girlie, I assume many other girlies (and boys) may be curious about it.

✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖

Simon

Immediate reaction: A flat, unamused, stone-cold stare.

He would think you are joking at first.

When he realizes you’re serious: “No.”

The answer is just no.

Why?

His training is made to kill in seconds, not “demonstrate gently.”

He would genuinely fear hurting you.

And he hates mixing lethal skills with intimacy — for him it’s a boundary.

If you insist, he’d reply, “Don’t ask me that again.”

Not angry, just firm.

He will NOT risk accidentally breaking your wrist, knocking you unconscious, or worse.

If you tease him about it later:

He’ll just give you that “don’t start” look and go back to what he was doing.

✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖

Keegan

Keegan would react the least emotionally, but still refuse.

He’d give you a slight smirk first, because he has to tease, “You’d be on the floor in under a second.”

But he won’t show you.

If you press him, he will humor you just a little.

He might demonstrate a super gentle hold, like:

• catching your wrist
• shifting your balance a little
• lightly pinning your arm behind your back without pressure

And he’d say, “That’s all you’re getting.”

The man is responsible, not stupid.

✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖

König

This one is funny.

First reaction: Frozen. Horrified.

He’d think you lost your mind.

“Schatz… I could kill you. By accident. No.”

He won’t. Ever.

He is too big, too strong, and too aware of it.

If you insist, he might demonstrate something harmless just to shut you up:

• placing his arms around you from behind (but NOT squeezing)
• showing how he would block an attacker
• positioning himself between you and a target
• demonstrating stance, not force

König would never show you his full strength (and frankly, he doesn’t need to. 10% of it is enough to impress you.)

✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖

Nikto (non-traumatized version)

Nikto gives the LEAST dramatic refusal.

You ask, “Show me how fast you could immobilize me.”

And without even looking up from what he’s doing, he says, “No.”

You ask why.

Still monotonous, “Because you are breakable.”

If you insist, he gives you that cold, literal stare, “You want hospital? Because that is how you go to hospital.”

But, he might show you precision without force:

• he grabs your wrist lightly.
• moves one finger.
• and suddenly, you realize you can’t pull away.

Then he lets go.

“That is enough demonstration.”

And goes back to whatever he was doing as if nothing happened.

✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖

Hope y'all enjoyed this.

(I will continue making more non-traumatized Nikto versions of this haha)

Masterlist 1

from a boy to a man 🩸

inspired/redraw from dolikart on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/Ccc2XBLriZN/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Because our avoidant men (Ghost, König, Keegan, and fucking Nikto if u wanna add him) are extremely emotionally constipated, sex with them would be soooo boring at the start.

They are avoidant, so there likely won’t be much eye contact, it’d be awkward, very focused on staying in control and not too vulnerable.

Ghost would be really slow and simply focus on how not to become too attached.

Keegan would be a bit better at this, but he’d still focus more on just getting used to the sex.

König would be awkward and constantly worrying he might crush you. Expect lots of “is this okay?” mid sex.

And I don’t think I need to talk about Nikto. Y'all know this bastard would finish in 2 minutes (not cause he cums), because he cannot handle the emotional weight of sex.

Let’s all be fr about this.

Masterlist 2