btw the myfitnesspal update is ugly as sin the app looks like shit now
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Why the fuck is it snowing??
If it was going to snow, that should’ve been last month, goddammit. It’s almost spring.
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if my shit couldn’t get worse, i’m pretty sure i’ve got a wisdom tooth coming in 😵💫
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Street artist Salva “Tvboy” poses on April 21, 2017 in Barcelona next to his work “Love is blind”, which shows Barcelona’s Argentinian forward Lionel Messi and Real Madrid’s Portuguese forward Cristiano Ronaldo kissing each other two days before ‘El Clásico’ match between Real Madrid and FC Barcelona. / AFP PHOTO / LLUIS GENE
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“this post may contain mature content!” that’s nice buddy can i uncover it though please? can it be a warning i can bypass please and thank you? i would love to see the probably normal post my mutual reblogged please?
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Ich hoffe du findest jemand anderen, ich würde es dir wünschen. Du hast das Glück verdient.
Doch ein Teil von mir, zerbricht an der Vorstellung….
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i have an ear infection
i’ve never had one before so this is a very unpleasant time for me
and since i don’t have a pcp, had to go to urgent care yesterday
and i’m the unlucky bitch who’s allergic to the top 2 antibiotics (amoxicillin and penicillin cause i’m that unlucky) so i’m hoping the third option is gonna work
but fucking hell. the pain is bad, like i barely slept due to how much it hurt and my jaw hurts so chewing is a bitch… and because i have severe food allergies i can’t even eat soup or anything that would put less stress on my jaw!
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Love being at work when my hip popped out of place, pretty sure my blood sugar is in hell. And I have such a bad migraine forming that putting my hair up or squinting makes me puke. And I needed to put my hair up so I didn’t overheat and have seizures 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
AND I CANT LEAVE EARLY BC CORPORATE SCHEDULING NONSENSE
and I still dont know the side effects of reusable mustaches (YouTube ref)
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lmaooo this is so cute actually. sorry babe you’re gonna have to roll my pills up in cheese like i’m a dog 🙂↕️ like why do the pills have to be so big tho? i’m just a Girl™ don’t make me swallow big pills kay?
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A PINTEREST AD REMIND ME OF A BOOK I HATED AS A KID
I HATED IT SO MUCH OMG THE ART WAS SO SCARY AND KINDA TRAUMATIZING
IT’S THIS THING
I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH I HATE HIS FUCKING FINGERS OMG WHO MADE THIS WHO’S IDEA WAS THIS WHY????
EWWWW WHYYYYY WTFFFFFF
I HATE THIS SO MUUUUUUCH WTH
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Trying to “"love”“ my natural hair color while I repair it enough for it to grow out long instead of just dying it ginger upon my first whim to do so feels like death by firing squad
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probably arent losing any weight at all even though were on our feet and moving and lifting things all rhe time now because were eating so muhc junky food now that we have money