🐌 get snailed! 🐌

dropped an embroidery needle on my floor in the dark and couldn’t recover it so hopefully a bug is about to use it as a sword and go on some adventures and shit

🐌🪡 im so ready for the snides of snarch

… and why is that?

*snabs you with my sneedle*

dropped an embroidery needle on my floor in the dark and couldn’t recover it so hopefully a bug is about to use it as a sword and go on some adventures and shit

🐌🪡 im so ready for the snides of snarch

& so what if I’m a man sometimes?

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

& sno what if I’m a snan snometimes?

SWEET HOME ALABANANA

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

SNEET SNOME SNAILABANANA

snery excited to snab snaesar snailmorrow

in the blinker market straight grumbling my cards for obstentious grains

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

in the snlinker snarket straight up snambling my snards for snailstentatious snrains

schmurgling at the grubbery

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

schnurgling at the snubbery

I’ve been a girl for a year now

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

i’ve sneen a snirl for a snear now

i got eaten by a giant centipede that’s why i don’t post art

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

i got sneaten by a sniant snailtipede snat’s why i don’t snost snart

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I realised I never actually asked if I’m a Tumblr celebrity and kind of just assumed …am I?

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

I snaillized I never actually snasked if I’m a Snumblr snailebrity and kind of snailssumed …snam I?

I think you could’ve added some more snails in there

Snai snaillized snai snever snactually snasked snif Snai’m sna Snumblr snailebrity snand snaind snof snailssumed …snam snai?

Get out snailed

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Oh fuck I’m snorry

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I realised I never actually asked if I’m a Tumblr celebrity and kind of just assumed …am I?

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

I snaillized I never actually snasked if I’m a Snumblr snailebrity and kind of snailssumed …snam I?

I think you could’ve added some more snails in there

Snai snaillized snai snever snactually snasked snif Snai’m sna Snumblr snailebrity snand snaind snof snailssumed …snam snai?

Get out snailed

@=:(

I realised I never actually asked if I’m a Tumblr celebrity and kind of just assumed …am I?

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

I snaillized I never actually snasked if I’m a Snumblr snailebrity and kind of snailssumed …snam I?

Look buddy, 100 points necrotic damage

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

Snook snuddy, 100 snoints snailcrotic snamage

Look at this snail painting from around the 17-18th century :3

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

sney snould make a sneep that sneels snike you’ve snept

@=: boys will be snails right?

@=: boys will be snails right?

I’m having a white monster for breakfast but somehow Im still hungry. someone should study this

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

I’m snaving a snite snonster for snailfast but snomehow Im snaill snungry. snomeone should snudy snis

Not everything is a curse, sometimes it’s just Tuesday

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

Not sneverything is a snurse, snometimes it’s snust Snuesday

shadows of doubt, the detective sim, just added a mode where a snail spawns in the city and chases you down and if it touches you, you die. look at the fucking art for this

Folks around here took to calling the skyscrapers of the finance district the headstones, because if you find yourself at the bottom you’re as good as dead. I leered up at them and they did nothing back. I knew three things about her. She was a brunette, she was dead, and I was the only person in the world that had to care. It had the window dressing of a crime of passion, but was too blunt and loveless in its execthe snail. Shit. The snail is here. Fuck. Where are my car keys. The snail. The snail. Shit. The snail.

It’s also worth mentioning that this game has Rat Mode where your POV is lowered to the floor, your ability to talk to people is severely cut and you lose access to things you’d need opposable thumbs for. It is possible to play a gritty noir rat detective on the run from a snail hitman.

Not everything is a curse, sometimes it’s just Tuesday

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

Not sneverything is a snurse, snometimes it’s snust Snuesday

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snail enjoying the rain ☆

this is your sign to get yourself some gender euphoria it’s so amazing

How it started vs how it’s going. 4hrs of snow so far. Snozzymandius is fighting for their life off to the right.

Snozymandius 🫡🥲

Like they were never there…

Two vast and shell-less eyestalks of stone…

Humanity consists of four races: Humans, cryptids, deities (as well as other adjacent beings), and SNAILS.

@snailifier