attention deprived and globally hated…
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I just want a wife who I can turn to while I’m a little drunk around the bonfire that I’m really craving eating her out, why is that so hard
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chat apparently someone accidentally flagged my account- I CANT LOSE THIS ACCOUNT BRUH!?! how do i prove my innocence, why does this always happen to me like bffr
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*me and my grandma watching horror movies and she gets up for a second without pausing it*
my grandma: *sits back down* “what did i miss?”
me, who was spacing out the entire time she was gone: “i dunno brotato chip”
her: *didnt hear me* “what?”
me: *louder* “i dont know”
her: *STILL didnt hear me* “what?”
me: “nevermind”
her: “ok”
her, 2 minutes later: “but what did i miss tho?”
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even though “you broke my heart” definitely has some undertones i find it funny that bruce says “i cared about you” and john immediately goes IF YOU EVER LOVED MEand bruce is like well i didnt say all that 😭😭
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I’ve been to six jazz concerts in the last two weeks. I think I’m having auditory hallucinations
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This bullshit has been going on for generations. A 1996 Simpsons episode tried to teach us.
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Well, thank heaven Panini is reprinting Paolo Mottura’s PK variant… because I’m one of the imbeciles who didn’t order it when I should have XD
Jeez… variant AND regular… all gone in what? hours? One day at the most?
Terrific 🫢 Power and might all right.
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“do you like how i walk? do you like how i talk? do you like how my face has learned to tick like a clock..?”
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do Not let your anxiety sit and simmer people. it Will give you panic attacks in the shower
