these gay asses got frozen pizza when subway was RIGHT THERE bro frozen pizza tastes like straight up freezer I hate everybody in this house couldn’t even just order a normal pizza
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1: Because Lizbert Megafig invited me and I thought it would be awesome.
2: I got it at the flying boat rental place, and it cost way more than I’d like to admit (I will never financially recover)
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Does some crazy ass jutsu shit with my fingers before loudly announcing “Forbidden technique: Central Nervous System Teleportation” and then immediately falling over dead
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I actually work as the right hand swordsman of a beguiling and sinister sorceress. My whole job is casually defeating young heroes at the start of their journey and then condescendingly telling them they aren’t worth the effort of killing. The whole industry is a bubble since one of them is gonna defeat my boss eventually, but the benefits are good so. Meh.
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Through Wisdom a House is Built
1 Do not be envious against evil men, nor desire to be with them.
2 For their heart imagines destruction, and their lips speak mischief.
3 Through wisdom is a house built. And with understanding it is established.
4 And by knowledge shall the chambers be filled with all precious and pleasant riches.
5 A wise man is strong. For a man of understanding increases his strength.
6 For with counsel you shall wage your war. And health is in a multitude of counselors.
7 Wisdom is high to a fool. He cannot open his mouth in the gate.
8 He who plots to do evil, men shall call him an author of wickedness.
9 The wicked thought of a fool is sin. And the scoffer is an abomination to men.
10 If you sink down on the day of adversity, your strength is small.
11 Deliver those who are drawn to death. And will you not preserve those who are led to be slain?
12 If you say, “Behold, we did not know of this”, does not He Who ponders hearts understand it? And does not He Who keeps your soul know it? Will He not also repay every man according to his works?
13 My son, eat honey, for it is good; and the honeycomb, for it is sweet to your mouth.
14 So shall the knowledge of wisdom be to your soul if you find it. And there shall be an end; and your hope shall not be cut off.
15 Do not lie in wait, O wicked man, against the house of the righteous. And do not spoil his resting place.
16 For a just man falls seven times and rises again. But the wicked fall into mischief.
17 Do not be glad when your enemy falls. And do not let your heart rejoice when he stumbles;
18 Lest the LORD see it, and it displease Him. And He turns His wrath from him.
19 Do not fret because of the malicious, nor be envious of the wicked.
20 For there shall be no posterity for the evil. The light of the wicked shall be put out.
21 My son, fear the LORD, and the King. Do not associate with those given to change.
22 For their destruction shall rise suddenly. And who knows the ruin of them both?
23 Also, these things pertain to the wise: It is not good to show partiality to any person in judgment.
24 He who says to the wicked, “You are righteous”, the people shall curse him. And the multitude shall abhor him.
25 But to those who rebuke him, shall be pleasure. And upon them shall come the blessing of goodness.
26 They shall kiss the lips of him who answers uprightly.
27 Prepare your outside work and make ready your things in the field. And afterward, build your house.
28 Do not be a witness against your neighbor without cause, and deceive with your lips.
29 Do not say, “I will do to him as he has done to me. I will recompense every man according to his work.”
30 I passed by the field of the slothful; and by the vineyard of the man destitute of understanding.
31 And lo, it was all grown over with thorns; nettles had covered the face thereof, and the stone wall thereof was broken down.
32 Then I looked. I considered it well. I looked at it and received instruction.
33 A little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the hands to sleep.
34 So your poverty comes as drifter, and your necessity like an armed man.
— Proverbs 24 | Revised Geneva Translation (RGT)
Revised Geneva Translation © 2019, 2024 by Five Talents Audio. All rights reserved.
Cross References: Genesis 3:18; Leviticus 6:2-3; Deuteronomy 1:17; Deuteronomy 16:19; 2 Samuel 3:32; 2 Chronicles 22:4; Job 5:4; Job 15:31; Job 15:35; Job 30:7; Psalm 1:1; Psalm 10:9-10; Psalm 19:10; Psalm 37:1; Psalm 82:4; Psalm 119:103; Proverbs 6:10-11; Proverbs 6:15; Proverbs 6:32; Proverbs 8:21; Proverbs 9:1; Proverbs 11:26; Proverbs 17:15; Proverbs 19:15; Proverbs 21:22; Proverbs 25:1; Proverbs 27:23; Proverbs 28:23; Ecclesiastes 10:18; Matthew 5:39; Matthew 15:19; Romans 1:30; Romans 2:6; Romans 13:1; 2 Corinthians 4:9; Ephesians 4:25 Hebrews 12:3
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One drawback of capitalism is that it is much easier to monetize stupidity than intelligence, so without even intending to, it fosters a society in which the foolish are catered to far more than the wise.
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Tanka: My dream
a sun-filled bedroom,
a fresh bed and one painting,
just me waking there.
white-washed walls, and a back cat,
a place to spend my last days
– Michael Boiano
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The things I do after drinking monster are not unlike my urges when drinking, except when I’m drinking I say “hmm, no, I am drunk and should wait on choices.” whereas monster leaves me with nothing but the thrill of the moment.
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If I was ever accused of ‘corrupting the youth’ it would be because I encouraged them to read, draw, write, create, imagine, aaand totally make up their own sigils and magical grimoire to defeat their enemies. … Yes I was at the devil’s sacrament, why do you ask?
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This Is a Troubling Sort of Post
“[…] I have immersed myself in AI-driven development, accumulating over 633 million tokens with Claude in just a month, resulting in a total spend of $522, primarily on Opus 4.5 for complex coding tasks. What started as a vibe has evolved to a systematic product management and delivery system, leveraging agents, skills, and commands to deliver high quality and secure solutions. There’s an incredible opportunity to enable people to produce high quality work at speeds we’ve only dreamt of.”
This to me is a deeply troubling thought. So he starts by boasting how little thinking he has done and how much money it cost him to not think. Notice the trumpeting of $522 and the number of token being handed over to and from Claude. Then he follows up by saying that it produces high quality work at speed. On what metric does it do that? Is this just better than what he can create, or is this good as far as he is concerned? Is this objectively amazing code? I can tell you it’s not. If it was then why are there so many developers who say that it creates work for them more often than it saves them work?
“This hands-on experience has enhanced my focus on integrating security with AI innovation. I have been developing projects where agentic security reviews are triggered via GitHub Actions, utilizing Claude to automate vulnerability scans and compliance checks. Additionally, I maintain customized system prompts that direct Claude to proactively incorporate security best practices—such as input validation, encryption, and access controls—during the implementation phase.”
The first sentence just makes me chortle. Calling an LLM “AI” is like calling your shoe a hammer. Then he talks about “agentic security reviews” and vulnerability scans this to me is hilarious. I have significant experience in the realm of static code analysis, and I can tell you for a fact that tools get the job part of the way, and people part of the way, and then there is all the stuff that is missed. This is the reality of this problem–it is hard and it is unsolved and LLMs have not moved that problem into the solved category.
Here is the real issue: writing secure code is hard. Every project is different and the way secure code is going to look is also going to be a bit different. Furthermore, what is required for a given application is not a fixed point. For example: is it a problem that I run a Python SimpleHTTP server in my home lab, for a static page that is only accessed in my network? Probably not, but if I was to put that on the internet–big problems.
LLMs don’t understand–anything. They have no judgement. They have no experience. They are simply plagiarizing others work and giving you the endorphin rush of accomplishment without any effort of skill gains.
This idea that making customized prompts and this fiddling he is doing is anything more than an exercise in delusion is just sad.
“Looking forward, I recognize significant opportunities in AI-enhanced threat detection, such as real-time anomaly detection in logs, and secure agentic workflows for DevSecOps teams. This approach is transforming how we create safer systems without compromising speed.”
This is not a new idea. People have been using “AI” for security and log analysis for years. In fact this has been the case long before this LLM fad drove the world up the wall.
His final analysis is just so out of touch with reality. That LLMs are improving speed and safety. For example, you can look here where the vendor lays out some of the risks of AI generated code. Remember this guy is using the AI to write the code and review the code to make him feel good that it is secure and that he accomplished something–without any effort or thought.
If you actually do research into the topic what you find is that at best LLM code is as secure as human code–occasionally more so. However, if the LLM is doing rarely better than a human, but the perception is that it is doing far better than a human consistently than the LLM is actually worse than a human coder.
Perception drives actions, and if we delude ourselves into thinking LLM generated code is better than people, then we are just inviting the same bad code and insecure code into our projects that a person would make. Remember these LLMs are just generating the most likely result. This is based on human and LLM code. This means that you are getting results that are going to represent the most common best and worst mixed with possible or even likely hallucination. Does that sound like a recipe for better than human code with better than average security and practices?
If you want to get into the weeds on this; look at this paper. This topic is a deeply nuanced issue and everyone has their opinion. However, this is one opinion broadcast on LinkedIn that should have been kept out of public view.
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Wisdom versus Foolishness
1 Wisdom has built her house;
she has carved out her seven pillars.
2 She has prepared her meat; she has mixed her wine;
she has also set her table.
3 She has sent out her female servants;
she calls out from the highest points of the city:
4 ‘Whoever is inexperienced, enter here! ’
To the one who lacks sense, she says,
5 ‘Come, eat my bread,
and drink the wine I have mixed.
6 Leave inexperience behind, and you will live;
pursue the way of understanding.
7 The one who corrects a mocker
will bring abuse on himself;
the one who rebukes the wicked will get hurt.
8 Don’t rebuke a mocker, or he will hate you;
rebuke the wise, and he will love you.
9 Instruct the wise, and he will be wiser still;
teach the righteous, and he will learn more.
10 ‘The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom,
and the knowledge of the Holy One is understanding.
11 For by me your days will be many,
and years will be added to your life.
12 If you are wise, you are wise for your own benefit;
if you mock, you alone will bear the consequences.’
13 Folly is a rowdy woman;
she is gullible and knows nothing.
14 She sits by the doorway of her house,
on a seat at the highest point of the city,
15 calling to those who pass by,
who go straight ahead on their paths:
16 ‘Whoever is inexperienced, enter here! ’
To the one who lacks sense, she says,
17 ‘Stolen water is sweet,
and bread eaten secretly is tasty! ’
18 But he doesn’t know that the departed spirits are there,
that her guests are in the depths of Sheol.
— Proverbs 9 | Christian Standard Bible Anglicised (CSBA)
Christian Standard Bible Anglicised Copyright © 2024 by Holman Bible Publishers.
Cross References: Deuteronomy 11:21; Job 5:17; Job 22:2; Job 28:28; Psalm 68:11; Psalm 111:10; Psalm 141:5; Proverbs 1:5; Proverbs 1:22; Proverbs 3:2; Proverbs 5:6; Proverbs 5:8; Proverbs 5:16; Proverbs 5:18; Proverbs 6:32; Proverbs 7:11-12; Proverbs 7:26-27; Proverbs 8:2; Proverbs 8:35; Proverbs 10:14; Proverbs 13:1; Proverbs 23:19; Song of Solomon 5:1; Matthew 7:6; Matthew 22:3-4; Luke 14:16-17; John 6:27; 1 Corinthians 3:9-10; Galatians 6:5; Ephesians 2:20
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I don’t understand why my doctor’s office is using some dumbass AI recording for the appointment reminder voice message, because like are you not embarrassed that it tells me to “remember to bring a copy of your insurance card and a photo Idaho” with me?
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Just took my Adderall right after getting high cause I wanted to be motivated and might have been a mistake because I’m so motivated to do everything but I’m also lazy and forgetful because of the weed so I just keep transporting items I think I might need from room to room while I do nothing
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Favorite kinds of characters are the kinds that glare at each other homoerotically from behind each others crossed blades