no, bro, i swear. i swear this post is doing numbers.

you just have to take my word for it. just take my word for it, man.

this post. doing so many numbers. like. all of them.

would it help to know that eggs don’t feel pain

Day 2589

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“Excuse me, he asked for no pickles!”

It’s a lot easier to judge than it is to help, which is why i make sure to do both at the same time.

It’s like a meal from a fast food place. If you’re already getting the burger why not get the fries and coke?

Stopped the baby at my work from crying by putting on my little pony #gottem

i think my worst pet peeve is when someone tells a group chat that’s actively talking to be quiet like HELLO DO NOT DISTURB EXISTS we cant all stop enjoying ourselves because you dont want to see us talking for the 1st time IN MONTHS

I knew this wasn’t gonna get through moderation but I made it anyways

OLEESE ANIMAL JAM LET ME PUT THIS IN MY DEN

BEWARE TODAY

TIS THE IDES OF MARCH

soap looks how bones taste

Day 2588

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Day 2588

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did you know that you can bash your head into a concrete wall for maximum health benefits? the biggest benefit is no longer having to breathe!!!

I never understood women’s plot in movies being “she gained 10 pounds” till now

throwing my body in a river over it all

what if leon kennedy is the first man to ever do the unmarried-but-wearing-a-wedding-ring deal to stop people from hitting on him

new sideblog

this is my sideblog for ranting / headcanons / WALLS of text hahaha you will find a lot of words here

im anti-discourse and anti-censorship. these are just my opinions and if you feel like attacking me over them you’re an asshole. block and ignore dude

my name is DJ/Dan and this is my shitpost blog :)

asks are open if you wanna share your thoughts too.. keep it respectful 🧸

people look like icecream