#exploding trees

Don’t worry baby the trees aren’t exploding

OKAY SO

I just heard of this

WHAT IN THE EVERLIVING HELL IS AN EXPLODING TREE RISK

Do trees fucking EXPLODE

I find it interesting that they issued the “exploding tree warning” or whatever to north dakota. those people do not know what trees are.

You guys remember that post about exploding trees. It’s not as bad as you think it creates a sound more than anything although sometimes it can leave the tree vulnerable to bacteria.

OMG! People are saying it’s so cold trees will explode. That viral claim may be overblown | CBC News

Also makes sense I’ve never heard this so called explosion. It’s more common in the prairies.

Heard a loud crack late last night before going to bed. Well I guess I just found what it was.

I swear to god, the only thing getting me through this exploding tree, dry-ass, cold winter is vaseline.

there is something ironic about making iced coffee on the coldest day i have ever experinced

Cant have shit in Michigan tf you mean exploding tree’s?? 😔

Istg I’m gonna step outside and get slimed by a tree 😞😞😞😞

Thing’s that weren’t on my 2026 Midwest bingo card: exploding trees

Don’t freak out too much about the exploding trees.

You might hear people call them “exploding trees,” but what’s actually happening is usually a frost crack.
When temperatures drop fast, moisture and sap inside a tree can freeze and expand while the wood contracts. That pressure can make the trunk or a large limb split suddenly, creating a loud bang that can sound like a gunshot.

My new favorite type of weather

EXCUSE ME, NORTHERNERS, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GET EXPLODING TREE ALERTS

- SINCERELY A FLABBERGASTED TEXAN

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#ItsColdAsFUCK

The Austrian government has spoken up to correct US President Donald Trump’s claim that people in its country live in “forest cities”.

Trump recently cited Austria and other European countries as models of good forest management that US states like California, which has seen devastating wildfires lately, should learn from.

Calling in to Fox News on Tuesday, Trump said: “You look at countries, Austria, you look at so many countries. They live in the forest, they’re considered forest cities. So many of them. And they don’t have fires like this. And they have more explosive trees.”

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Trump’s ‘Exploding Trees’ Comment Has Memers Trolling Like Crazy

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As wildfires continue to ravage the West Coast, President Trump has been quick to dismiss climate change as one of the root causes, stating that countries in Europe like Austria don’t suffer from wildfires because Europeans live in “forest cities” that are “managed better” yet are “more explosive” than the trees in California.

We’re not entirely sure what any of that means, and…

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it took austrians decades to explain to americans the world that we, in fact, do not have kangaroos and trump just wakes up one day and  decides to hit us over the head with some forest cities exploding trees bullshit?? unbelievable

sooo Trump basically said Austrians live in the woods and we have exploding trees everywhere

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Trump claims wildfires are caused when trees explode in confused rant