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Working out when you’re sore from the previous day workout is like overwriting a save file
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Epigram: ‘A Writer’s Habitat’
Writer’s live in drafty houses.
–Sarah Torribio
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You have the best idea for a banger tumblr post and type it out as a draft. Now it’s suddenly the worst thing you’ve ever written. Many such cases.
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the problem with puppy love is that words are as potent and pure as they taint the soul and leave you undone and contorted and now i just feel forever indebted to be gentle with you as someone once was with me
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i get so jealous of euthanized dogs by june gehringer / parallax: emerald night (1996)
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I fear reblogging things because it will show everyone exactly how chronically online I am and how little i actually work on my projects (-oops), so I just use my drafts like an unorganized Pinterest board where I keep all the lovely posts I find.
Like the cool rock drawer of Tumblr.
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some highlights from my drafts😋
half of these may or may not have been created when i was high😭
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Going through my drafts like I’m digging up ancient artifacts of my crazy thought patterns
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And at times I swear people see my llama and call me a goose and fuck if I know what that means, but it’s absurd, isn’t it? What am I if I am described in such a way so OTHER to myself that I cannot find of piece of who I’m meant to be in it. Who am I?
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Kujaku: There comes my new army, a Villain, present! Star: Muhahaha—WHOAA!! *thud, She faceplants. Everyone stares.*
Kujaku: You…..do what you must do—I’m out to vacation.
Star: *jumping up quickly* Muhahaha!! Pretend you didn’t see that! So you must be Morgana’s group, huh?!
She scans the crowd with sparkling curiosity.
Star: Oh! Oh! Oh! Little Pit and Namine are so cute!!
Naminé:: Umm… thank you…?
Star: And you must be—red eyes… golden hair… dramatic aura…*She dramatically points.* YOU are King Gilgamesh that the gods told me about!
Gilgamesh: …Me?
Star: *posing heroically* I am non-human! A magical princess of the Boiling Isles! Behold my name! STAR THE UNDERESTIMATED!!
Naminé:: The… Underestimated…?
Pit: Star the Underestimated? What kind of villain name is that?
Peter: *rushes in front of Gilgamesh protectively.* What do you want with him?!
Star: *squealing* EEEEE!! The shining knight, the gods mentioned too!!
Marco sighs quietly in the background.
Star: *suddenly serious* Anyway! I came here to put a curse on—
Sync: You’re Morgana’s enemy! Stay away from her!
Ermelinda: Star! We still have unfinished business!
Star: Don’t pretend you’re innocent, Ermelinda! I still remember what you, as Morgana, did back then!
Ermelinda: You mean the day you barged in and ruined my ritual? You never even tried to understand what I was doing.
Star: I saw enough! You were ready to sacrifice a whole town’s magic—how is that not evil?!
Ermelinda: I was trying to protect them from a curse you don’t understand, magic freak princess.
Star: Maybe. But if you hurt people in the process, I’ll stop you every single time.
Ermelinda: Then I guess we stay enemies… witch and magic girl, until one of us proves the other wrong.
Punch leans toward Gilgamesh.
Punch: Err… Mr Gilgamesh… are you sure this weird little red-horn girl is a bad witch?
Gilgamesh: No… she is very bad at being a villain… 💧
Punch: Let’s just… let everyone misunderstand Star as a villain for now… 💧
Meanwhile—
Luz: Hey! Don’t mess around here with your magic pony, Star!!
Willow: You already ruined our homework once!!
Luz: Okay, so… how exactly did Star ruin your plant project with Hunter?
Willow: *grimacing* It started out totally normal. Peaceful. Organized. Responsible.
Star: Yeah! And then I showed up and made it BETTER.
Willow: You summoned a plant-eating… plant!!
Star: Technically, it was a carnivorous confetti hydra. For aesthetics!
Luz: …So you accidentally created a rave in the greenhouse.
Willow: The principal called it “a botanical catastrophe.”
Star: The plants called it “the best night of their lives.”
Luz: And Hunter?
Willow: He spent an hour stuck in a hanging fern.
Star: In my defence, he looked very handsome as a decorative houseplant.
Luz: Yeah, that tracks.
Willow: Star is banned from helping with my plants.
Star: Correction: officially banned. Unofficially, I already have three new plant spells—
Willow & Luz: NO.
Pit: I won’t let you hurt any of my friends! Especially Morgana—or else—HEY WAIT—
Star spins her wand dramatically.
Star: BEHOLD! MY TERRIBLE CURSE!!
✨ MAGICAL BLAST ✨
Everyone freezes.
Star: Oppsie…
Luz& Peter & Pit: Uh… oh…
Star: *checking wand* I… might have cast… the wrong spell…
Sync: What spell did you use?
Star: *awkward laugh* The curse of… eternal couple love…
Everyone slowly turns toward—Punch and Gilgamesh. They both glow pink with floating hearts.
Punch & Gilgamesh: WE’RE CURSED??!!!!!!
Punch: WAIT—WE’RE TWIN BROTHERS!!!
Gilgamesh: THIS IS BLASPHEMY!!!
Hearts continue floating.
Marco quietly grabs Star’s arm.
Marco: *whispering* Psssst… Star… we should run before they kill us.
Star: Oh. Good idea. *waves nervously* Nice meeting you! Bye!!💦
✨ PORTAL OPENS ✨
Star and Marco jump in and vanish. Silence. Everyone looks at Punch and Gilgamesh, glowing with heart sparkles.
Luz: Oh… no… this is bad…
Sync: Like… very bad…
Punch: SOMEONE FIX THIS RIGHT NOW!!
Gilgamesh: I SWEAR BY THE GODS I WILL DESTROY THAT GIRL—
Pit: …I think the curse is getting stronger…
Punch & Gilgamesh: SHUT UP!!!!
Peter: …Okay, wow, this is officially the weirdest crisis I’ve ever guarded someone from.
Gilgamesh: THIS IS AN INSULT TO ROYAL BLOODLINES EVERYWHERE!!
Punch: WE’RE TWIN BROTHERS!! NOT STAR-CROSSED LOVERS!! THE FAMILY GROUP CHAT WILL HEAR OF THIS FIRST!!
Peter: Hey, look on the bright side—you finally found someone who understands you… It just happens to be… yourself.💦
Punch & Gilgamesh: THAT’S NOT FUNNY!!
Peter: Right, right, got it. No jokes until after we break the cursed soulmate-twin thing.💦
Pit: Is that even possible?
Peter: Pit, in my life, everything is unfortunately possible.
In off-screen.
Enkidu: …So. Kujaku.
Kujaku: I am on vacation. I saw nothing.
Enkidu: You “saw nothing,” but Gil is glowing pink and yelling about blasphemy. You left us alone with a chaos princess and a love curse.
Kujaku: Correction: I strategically retreated.
Enkidu: Strategically… to the beach.
Kujaku: Even heroes need paid time off.
Enkidu: Can your paid time off include fixing my very cursed king?
Kujaku: I’ll send a postcard and emotional support. Magic refund not included.
Enkidu: You are evil, my friend.
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Punch: Syaoran… you knew you’re going to die for Sonic’s sake……for us..right?
Syaoran didn’t answer at first. His hand tightened slowly around the hilt of his sword. Punch continued softly.
Punch: You can still turn back if you want. Before everything becomes too late.
For a moment, silence fell between them. The warning of Clyde Bruckman echoed again in Syaoran’s mind:
“Your life will be in danger because of him… if you follow that blue hedgehog.”
Death was already written somewhere in the future. Syaoran knew that. But he slowly shook his head.
Syaoran: No…
He turned around to face Punch. His expression was calm… but his eyes were burning with determination.
Syaoran: I can’t abandon you, Punch.
Punch froze. Syaoran stepped closer.
Syaoran: I love Sonic. And if I love Sonic… then that means I love you… and Big Brother, PUNCH, too.
Punch’s eyes widened slightly. Syaoran’s voice began to shake.
Syaoran: I already lost people before… I already lived in worlds where everyone disappeared. I can't…I can’t leave you three again. Even if this path leads to my death…Then I’ll walk it.
Punch:…Syaoran…
Syaoran took a deep breath.
Syaoran: Because if I run away now…then all the moments we shared would become meaningless. Every laugh, every fight, every time we called each other’s names… it would all turn into a lie. I promised myself something… That no matter how painful the future becomes… I will stay with everyone.
The wind moved again. Syaoran wasn’t walking toward Sonic because of fate. He was walking toward death…because he chose love. Punch’s body trembled. At first, he tried to stay calm… tried to act like the strong older sibling he always was. But something inside his chest started tightening painfully.
Punch: …Syaoran. You idiot…Why are you acting like this is normal?! You talk about promises…You talk about family…But you’re choosing to die! Do you think I can just watch and accept that happening?! You already disappeared from me once…Do you know how much that hurt? And now you’re calmly walking toward death like it doesn’t matter!
Syaoran: It doesn’t matter. That’s exactly why I’m doing it. *smiled sadly* Punch… you taught me something important. You always protected people… even when it hurt you. You protected King Gilgamesh. You protected Sonic. So now it’s my turn.
Punch’s breathing became uneven.
Punch: I never asked you to do that…
Syaoran: I know. That’s what love means. You once told me family doesn’t abandon each other when things become dangerous. So I won’t run away now. Even if it costs my life.
Punch suddenly hugged Syaoran. Hard. Desperate.
Punch: Idiot… idiot… idiot…
Syaoran: I know… But I’m not afraid anymore. I’m not alone anymore… because of you. Because of the second chance you gave me, Punch… the life you put back into these hands…
Punch: *Shed tears* Idiot… idiot… idiot…Don’t say it like goodbye… Please… don’t make this sound like the last time…
Syaoran closes his eyes, forehead resting against hers, a single tear finally slipping free.
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Gilgamesh: You have Cosmo. Don’t you want to spend your time doing what makes Sonic happy? Tails: I’m Sonic’s partner. I know what he truly wants, and that’s why I came here to save you, too, PUNCH. And… you’re his brother. Isn’t it a brother’s duty to take care of their brother, just like Sonic once did for me?
Chuck Thorndyke: So this is what you’ve been working on lately.
Tails’ twin tails swayed slightly as he turned around.
Tails: Chuck! I didn’t hear you come to visit.
Chuck stepped closer, examining the machine with thoughtful eyes.
Chuck: A new propulsion system… far more advanced than the engines you used on the Tornado. You’ve improved a great deal.
Tails: I’m trying to become the world’s greatest inventor… someone who can help people anywhere. Like Syaoran!
Chuck nodded slowly, proud. But then he asked the question that had quietly been on his mind.
Chuck: Tell me, Tails… if that’s your goal, then why didn’t you follow Sonic?
The room fell silent for a moment. Tails looked down at the glowing panel in his hands. His voice became softer.
Tails: No… Sonic… he has something more important to do. He wants to save his brother… and heal his heart. No matter what happens. He promised King Gilgamesh a very long time ago.
Tails closed his eyes for a second, repeating the words he had heard.
“So let me help you. Let me treat it. We’ll find something—anything—together.”
Tails: Sonic isn’t chasing adventure this time… he’s fighting for someone he refuses to lose.
Chuck: I see…so… while Sonic is saving a heart… you’re trying to save the world in another way.
Tails: Yeah… someone has to keep building the future while he runs toward it.
Chuck: I think he chose the right partner all those years ago.
Tails: No… not partner… he finds his heart where he belongs.
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Gilgamesh: You remain here instead of chasing him.
Tails: Sonic…..he cares for you deeper than you think.
Gilgamesh: You speak as though he would cross the world for my sake.
Tails: Yes. Sonic doesn’t say things he doesn’t mean. When he calls someone his brother… that’s not just a word to him. When Sonic said he wouldn’t let you disappear… he meant it. I’ve seen Sonic run across continents just to help one person. I’ve seen him stand up to enemies far stronger than him because someone needed help. But this time it’s different. Because you’re not just someone he wants to save. You’re someone he refuses to let walk alone again. Sonic knows what it feels like when someone carries too much pain by themselves. That’s why he’ll keep coming back to you. Again and again if he has to. Sonic Crowe… loves you more than you realise.
Gilgamesh: As Sonic Crowe….huh…
Tails: He may run fast… but he never runs away from the people he calls family.
Gilgamesh: ………………
Tails: Hey… uh… by the way…Do you… still have any marshmallows?
Gilgamesh: You want marshmallows from my treasure again? How many stomachs do you possess anyway?💧
Tails: Hey! I only asked for a few last time!
Gilgamesh crossed his arms.
Gilgamesh: You said the same thing before you consumed an entire royal supply.
Tails: W-well… engineering burns a lot of calories…
Gilgamesh: Really?
Gilgamesh stared at him for a moment… then quietly opened another golden portal. A small bag dropped into Tails’ hands. Tails’ eyes lit up.
Tails: Thanks, PUNCH!
Gilgamesh: Hmph. If that jerk Sonic learns I have been feeding his partner like a stray animal…
Tails already had a marshmallow in his mouth.
Tails: *muffled* Don’t worry—Sonic shares snacks too!
Gilgamesh: …I should have let him take you with him.💧
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drafts!!
{last updated 03/13/26}
MCU
- that one fic i was writing over the summer and then abandoned 5k words in but will finish at some point (tony/reader chef au)
- the next installment in my self insert oc series (ca:tws - ca:cw)
Newsies
- modern Javey college au based on how my parents met and fell in love
Six of Crows
- wesper lifeguard au rival coworkers to lovers (by request)
- unfinished barely planned fic based on every word from 2025’s inktober
Next to Normal
- Gabe/reader who can see ghosts post canon fix it fic
- 5+1 Gabe & Natalie sibling fic over the years
- Gabe & Dan post canon fix it fic
Harry Potter
- post canon 8th year Draco/reader ptsd fluff and angst? idk might never post this bc i hate jkr but it’s kind of therapeutic to imagine and write
Percy Jackson
- none atm but plenty of ideas…
Pride and Prejudice
- none but I’m planning one hehehe