My life’s greatest dream is to destroy a Dam so here’s a ranked list of the ideal Dams to destroy
5. Mossyrock Dam
Destroyability: 4/10, sorry neighbors
Impact: 7/10. Satisfying, and devastating to the most conservative county in Washington State. They’ll beg Seattle for money to restore the valley
4. The Dalles Dam
Destroyability: 6/10, it’ll get taken out by an earthquake soon anyway. Will probably cause a lot of devastation to humans
Impact: 10/10 restoring Celilo Falls to its natural glory, uncovering a cultural landmark in use for over 15,000 years by native Americans is priceless.
3. Any of the Lower Snake River Dams
Destroyability: 4/10, very likely to impact (kill) people and their homes
Impact: 10/10 orgasmic salmon freeing experience
2. Hoover Dam
Excellent, iconic, and devastating on a cultural level.
Destroyability: 0/10 I literally don’t know how I would ever attempt to destroy this baby.
Impact: 10/10 history book making dam destruction
1. Glen Canyon Dam
Top tier, fueled by my love of Katie Lee, the goddess of Glen Canyon who spent a summer with her two friends documenting and exploring as much of Glen Canyon as possible before it was flooded to Lake Powell. Would destroy vacations for rich people and free a beautiful natural wonder 10/10 top Dam.
Destroyability: 2/10. Very hard. Well monitored. Lorge. Top 5 Dam for amount of water stored.
Impact: 10/10 I would weep tears of joy and greet Katie Lee in the afterlife with pride
