@ marcel de groot DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
Co-worker said her husband (in the army) has to go to Canberra for work next week and while he’s there he’s seeing the immortal man at the cinema. Just another reason to hate the military.
Co-worker said her husband (in the army) has to go to Canberra for work next week and while he’s there he’s seeing the immortal man at the cinema. Just another reason to hate the military.

Ugh 😑 this dude thinks he’s so smug. He found where the sun was coming from so he’s like “😏 it’s free” and is protruding his Thingg out, freaky-like, to shock and scare my guests (nobody) when they go to use the shitter. Guy what if they shitt on tha floor cuz of your freak-thing you got going on?! You’re NOT getting any fertilizer out of it you dastardly bastardly plant fuck!
my brother’s so fuckinggg annoyinggg i go through the trouble of scouting his pantry learning his schedule and deciding on what to purloin (powder milk for my strawberries) and it’s fucken gone bad. not that i wont have it or anything, but HOW DOES POWDER BLOODY MILK GO BAD ON YOUUU
I am not even in pain in my day-to-day life, i do not think of him. I do my best. But when i do, it all just becomes…so soft. And runny, it just spills everywhere, and it’s so hard to clean up.
BASTARD 2 już jest! Ten mroczny tomik otrzymacie wraz z kartą postaci. Jak wrażenia po pierwszym tomie? 🤔
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Uber driver won’t fucking move is he playing me?? I need to go to work you asshole hurry the fuck up youre not even here yet
someone give me 30$ for mewgenics and in return i will bite you really hard
serious offer

when ur sad and dont wanna eat so ur ex bf makes u a HEART SHAPED BENTO SNACK BOX to force u 2 eat. “out of guilt” — direct quote