
Happy St Patrick’s Day (2026)
Anyway so now that I’ve been summoned from the dead again here’s the au I’ve been working on
Edit:ignore my notes lol


Sans on the surface, at a shopping street.
Maybe Toriel and Frisk went into a clothing store and Sans told them that he’d just wait outside after they spent nearly 3 hours browsing the last store.
I always found shopping streets, especially the ones with super cool lamp posts with flowers to be so nostalgic. Plus, rain just fits Sans, idk, it gives very “Je ne sais quoi” vibes(I learned that word today from a youtube ad 💀, but it does describe the situation appropriately lol).
in the middle of my depression I have come up with something
so kinda stupid undertale au- but they’re all soda based
so here’s the list of sodas/flavors
sans - cola (Pepsi)
papyrus - cola (Dr. pepper)
flowey - lemon-lime/citrus (mellow yellow)
toriel - cream soda
frisk - root bear
chara - cola (Coke)
undyne - berry/blue (fanta)
alphys - pineapple (fanta)
mettaton - something fruity (squirt)
asgore - grape soda
asriel - lemon-lime/citrus (sprite)
monster kid - orange soda (fanta)

Mother - Silvia Sawyer (Romano) - is a secretary at a military firearms manufacturing company.
Bowie Sawyer is the chief engineer at Warrenbach Construction Company (which built for Playtime Co.)
Harley grew up to be an obedient but willful man. His father taught him engineering, and his mother constantly took him to various martial arts, fencing, and clubs. He spent a lot of time in the woods during the summer and at summer camps. There he mastered the bow and knife throwing.
He was a rather aloof but intelligent quiet man. But bullying never got to him; in fact, no one dared even approach him. From childhood, his parents taught him not to let anyone look down on him—and that’s what made him grow up the way he did. A cold-blooded prodigy and a little arrogant but very confident.
He also competed in the “Little Big Heads” program, and with his potential, he could have surpassed all his competitors. But as in the original, he was expelled by Elliot Ludwig for his indiscretion and blatant apathy toward everything he had worked for. He also sent Sawyer a personal letter apologizing and explaining himself. The two never interacted after that.
At 18, Sawyer began his own life. With a small stash of cash, a smattering of diplomas, a wealth of skills, and his father’s combat knife, he set out on his journey. Unsurprisingly, he had no problems with work or his personal life, despite being single.

Sometime after Ludwig’s death, Leith Pierre invited Sawyer to Playtime Co. And by the 1990s, Sawyer, having learned about Poppy and the Prototype, proposed the Bigger Bodies Initiative.
By the end of 1994, Sawyer was one of the five leaders on the Playtime Co. board and had clearly become a nuisance to the others.
He left behind a slew of corpses, was unaccountable for his actions, and acted as if everyone owed him, even though he was the one keeping the company afloat – his death was staged by setting the toys on him, namely Boxey Boo and Doey. Afterwards, Sawyer’s head had to be pull out from Boxy’s stomach. And eventually, Sawyer’s organs were successfully hooked up to the machine, and he was subdued.
Towards the end of 1995, the “Hour of Joy” occurred. Sawyer took advantage of the opportunity and managed to seize control of all automation. Some of the staff, along with Leith Pierre, evacuated to the upper floors of the Plant, while Sawyer and rest remained in charge on the lower levels. He interrupted the “Hour of Joy” and began working to escape and seize control of the upper floors. But the power there was cut off, and his access to the upper floors was blocked by Leith Pierre himself. This complicated his plans.
Currently, in 1996, he is the lead and plays the role of Asgore in the AU called EternalFallTale.
I have one dni and it’s that if you think chara undertale is evil we can’t be friends. Your honor they’re 11 years old and presumably traumatized. I forgive them for being a little bit awful.
my take on the intense debate on how to say Chara’s name is that the h is silent and it’s pronounced like the first syllable of character. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Ну и в догонку к информационному посту закину удочкой приманку лол
Инку приходится иметь дело с цундере

Приветствую! Вы попали на информационный пост. Меня зовут Жыжа или пить пиво, и у меня есть несколько комиксов в работе по вселенной Андертейл АВ, которые могут заинтересовать вас. Рекомендую читать комиксы в указанном порядке, но вы не потеряете нить сюжета, если решите быть бунтарем
Hello! You’ve reached an informational post. My name is Zhizha, and I have several comics in the works set in the Undertale universe. That might interest you. I recommend reading the comics in the order listed, but you won’t lose the plot if you decide to be a rebel
1. Фаэтон: Дрим и Инк стоят на пороге конца своей мультивселенной, и они, как ни странно, не хотят умирать. Вам решать, как помочь (формат аска).
1. Phaeton: Dream and Ink are on the brink of the end of their multiverse, and they, surprisingly, don’t want to die. It’s up to you to decide how to help (ask format).
2. Точка Невозврата: Инк встречает вместе с Эррором череду странных проблем. Дримтейл пошел не по задумке автора, арт-блоки проявляют способность к мышлению, альтернативные версии мультивселенных проникают в их миры через соты. И со всем этим безобразием им придется разбираться бок о бок. Буквально.
2. Point of No Return: Ink and Error encounter a series of strange problems. Dreamtale doesn’t go as planned, art blocks display sentience, and alternate versions of the multiverse penetrate their worlds through honeycombs. And they’ll have to deal with all this chaos side by side. Literally.
@story-the-point-of-no-return · Точка Невозврата
3. У детишек нет времени сидеть смирно, у них ворох приключений. Им нужно многое узнать, все-все попробовать, найти вагон друзей и веселья. Главное, не проиграть в догонялки своему прошлому.
3. Kids don’t have time to sit still; they’re full of adventures. They need to learn a lot, try everything, find a ton of friends and have fun. The main thing is not to lose in a game of catch-up with their past.
read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/81350041
by NoveRose22
Don’t mind that I’m writing a new story when I already have four others I’m working on-
Soul Sucker: Different from a vampire. Soul Suckers prey on monsters wandering alone at night. They may look, act, and sound like us, but they are not us. They do not have souls of their own, that is why they want ours. If you’re lucky, you might walk away with just a bite wound and some of the soul essence in your blood drained. But most are not so lucky. Most victims of the soul suckers are found half eaten with their chest carved open. And they don’t dust like a monster would in a natural death. The Soul Suckers devour the soul before the body can dust. But don’t worry, as long as you’re not out alone at night (and aren’t a monster) you should be perfectly safe. And our team of Soul Sucker Hunters (SSH), have made it so that in just a few years, the foul Soul Suckers will become extinct, and monsters will once again be able to live in peace.
Words: 314, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Categories: M/M, Multi
Characters: Nightmare Sans, Original Character, Sans OC, fane sans
Additional Tags: Enemies to Lovers, vampire, Vampire X Vampire Hunter, soul play, Biting, Tentacles, No beta reader, food to lover??, Predator/Prey, very gay, Blood, yummy blood
read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/81350041