ATHEIST IN THE STREETS.

SANTA CLAUS VALIDATOR IN THE SHEETS.

~ The Silent Warrior

Always a good time of year to re-read one of my favorite superhero origin stories. #santaclaus #santaisreal
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Merry Christmas! We’re closed today and tomorrow! 12/24 and 12/25

We’ll see everyone back in the shop Tuesday.

#christmas #2021 #texas #santa #santaisreal #merrychristmas
#elgintexas #elgintx #bastrop #bastroptx #bastroptexas #visitelgin #visitelgintx #shopelginfirst #rmt #texastattoos #smalltowntexas
#taylortx #cedarcreek #cedarcreektx #smithvilletx #smithville (at Elgin, Texas)
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alwx didnt finish his map test OG GO GO GO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO GOH OH OH O HO GO GO GO GO

Merry Christmas from SacredTouch Reiki! #christmas #christmas2020 #yule #godjul #santaisreal #reiki #reikihealing (at Sweetwater Zen)
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Original Skit: They know too much! 🎅 Follow me on Tiktok @mrkyleplatt for more!! #christmas #santaisreal #lol #comedy #skit
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#DontStopBelieving #SantaIsReal #OutfitOfTheDay #BariatricSurgey #DuodenalSwitchSurgey #DuodenalSwitch #WeightLossSurgey
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I BELIEVE! SANTA IS REAL! 🎅🤶☃️🎄🎁 #ibelieve #santaisreal (at Concord, California)
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Kylo and his new friend posing with Rudolph
#santaisreal #santasecurity #santaslittlehelpers #dogtrainingdoesmatter (at Promenade at Coconut Creek)
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The Santa Scandal. What would YOU do? Today’s #schooldropoff report. #santaisreal #santaclausiscomingtotown #momproblems #momprobs #santaclausiscoming (at Santa Land at Macy’s Herald Square)
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Kylo was a little Star struck being this close to Santa… #santasecurity #santaisreal (at Promenade at Coconut Creek)
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My #ChristmasEve #wish for you… #MerryChristmas #nevergrowup #santaisreal
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I saw Santa on my walk this morning! #santa #santaisreal
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#santaisreal
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Today we are watching Miss Kim’s favorite Christmas movie… The Polar Express! I love this movie!! #thepolarexpress #ibelieve #santaiscoming #santaisreal #merrychristmas #allyouhavetodoisbelieve
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And to all a good night…
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#glowforgemade #christmasdecor #santaisreal #naturalwood #interiordesign #soldout #christmas2019 #loganutah #cachevalley #liveelevated
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Custom gift tags from Santa makes me happy! 😍😍
Holler if you want some…
2” tags - $7
3” tags - $15
4” tags - $20
5” tags - $25
Each order comes with 5 tags & I’m happy to ship them.
#amazingchristmas #santaisreal #cachevalleyutah #loganutah #downtownlogan #laserengraving #coolgifts #christmas #christmasdecor #customwoodwork #love
(at Providence, Utah)
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Ho ho ho, everyone! Merry Trumpmas! While we have been away snuggled up in our footie pajamas, drinking eggnog, and having fun with friends and family, guess what Dear Leader has been up to? If you guessed “moping and making kids sad,” give yourself another adult eggnog as a treat, because you have the best thoughts. For his Christmas miracle this year, besides shutting down the government, our great and wonderful president decided he couldn’t possibly fuck up at taking a few NORAD calls from kids. Since he’s a special type of idiot, he decided it was time to get serious with 7-year-old children about “marginal beliefs” in Santa Claus.

Who besides Trump can answer phone calls ABOUT SANTA and not be able to fucking play along with a few kids for a half an hour or so? Looks like the War on Christmas is coming from INSIDE THE GOP!!! Someone alert Fox News!! (Just kidding, Fox thought it was just swell.)

Watch this idiot try to “keep it real” with a sweet child on Baby Jesus’s birthday:

I discovered a Santa mask that bears an uncanny resemblance to @therealadamsavage

#santaisreal #mythbusted
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