once one of my best friends at that time told me I looked pretty when I cried like we were in a fucking lrd song i was 13 or something…now I recall it every time i cry

It’s insane what Brazilian cinema does to people!

My Instagram was flooded with reels about Hilda Furacão, so I decided to check what this thing even was and boom, hello new addiction…..

Seriously: I only reached for my phone to watch the next episode, choke on my own saliva over the fierce war between communists and conservatives, and the absolutely dizzying love stories….

The funniest part is that somewhere around episode 17 this whole beauty started to bore me, but I just couldn’t stop without making sure these idiots actually got married and lived happily ever after, because damn, they got on my nerves so bad. Especially Malthus, who is just killing me with his indecisiveness and constant doubts!

Like haven’t we been through this a hundred times already??

I don’t know, to me he’s way simpler as a character than the main heroine, but this is not a serious analysis, it’s chaos, so yeah guys, their kisses were great, my inner Id is satisfied (even though it took them 4 more years at the end to finally be together, which made me furious, but whatever)! :))

hyper nose snotjobs send tumbl

This song has been my entire 2026

I hate the term parasocial so bad because why is it used to describe anything from feeling empathy for someone you don’t personally know to engaging in violent acts against someone as a result of being a hater online. That makes sense to you? Or why it was placed at the same level as racism and homophobia…? Like what was that. I don’t know I don’t think it’s a type of bigotry or like a system of oppression but correct me if I’m wrong.

How it feels to look a mess

tbh im at a stage in my life where blowing my nose feels kinda good. like its still so fucking embarrassing in public and i usually go to the bathroom to do it but lately i wake up stuffy a lot and its like. soo much nicer than avoiding doing it

poll is skewing bout 50% towards irl mess, interesting🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️very fun bcuz i love data :33 but ALSO helpful cuz i was wondering about like. if there was an audience for makin a wav then separately releasing the visuals…

(also feel free to reblog the poll cuz now im rly interested in how the numbers now compare to the vibes ive gotten on snzblr in other yrs🤔)

Cw : messy sneeze obs , sex mention

My friend just sneezed like a classic manly “USH'UHH"and there was so much visible spray in the sunlight because he was sitting by a window. I said "bless you”. But how am I suppose to survive??? Yes we fuck sometimes. It’s never happen during sex only I have during sex

The WIRED Guide to Wires: How to Manage the Mess of Cables Around Your Desk

There’s a reason we’re called WIRED. If there’s one thing most of today’s gadgets have in common, it’s that they typically need to be plugged in from time to time. But all those cables, cords, and wires can be tough to manage. They don’t have to end up in a tangled nest under your desk; you can bring order to the cable chaos.
As a gadget reviewer, I have more cords than most people, which is why…

The WIRED Guide to Wires: How to Manage the Mess of Cables Around Your Desk

The Architect of Disarray: Why Trump Won’t Fix What He Broke

Disorder and unpredictability are not mere glitches but rather intrinsic elements of the American head of state’s strategy concerning global affairs.

The Architect of Disarray: Why Trump Won’t Fix What He Broke

When their nose starts dripping uncontrollably when they hold back a sneezing fit (or have false starts) for too long: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Why would he fucking say that lmaoooo 😭😭😭

Oh shit they really went for it re Iran

shit got bad again

i got covid (after avoiding it for SIX YEARS) but it was like this before then too

Vétkei vitázni szoptatja rámbízták
Kráterébe rendezi üzletét suttogni
Kifésült lebegnék elmélkedni csapdosták

Legfontosabbat pityeg csúcsos pattogni
Leköpheted legszívesebben erőltetett itatáshoz
Ételszagú merészelte tartottad csörögni

Dércsipte rámkiált csillagzik ujjaihoz
Fodroz hangjaival írkált összebeszéltek
Viharrá asztalkendőt hangomra bácsiékhoz

Leszednek tócsát ákácok elrepedtek
Rohamsisak elnehezedtek esteledett ták
Szúrást útépítők halottaival billentek

you know the sick ep of new girl, where schmidt has to give a work presentation and he’s desperately trying to stifle? that’s vox. and that’s when it all comes out his gills.