Kirsch from Xenosaga the animation with Bunny
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There’s a few of them… and NOT for good reasons :`D
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Gras — Negative attention is still attention, and Gras craves attention! So long as it means you’re noticing him, once the cycle of “getting in trouble and getting reprimanded for it” has started, good luck ever getting him to stop. Even when he’s genuinely distressed, some sick part of him reacts to Master’s attention all on its own.
Hachikyu — He’s truly, painfully ashamed of it, but scolding can and does turn him on, sometimes. When being lectured for yet another fuck-up feels like the only option he has for getting you to pay attention to him, his head goes places. Dangerous, needy places that make him pray you’ll keep his reprimands somewhere private.
Kirsch — Horny about it in the sense that he’s used to these situations ending in him “making it up” to whoever’s angry with him through sex, so the reflex just sort of… kicks in all on its own, by now. Even if he’s panicking at the thought of his Master being angry, all he can think is that he might be able to fix it if he’s cute and easy enough.
F — More or less the same situation as Kirsch, except trained to expect people to mistreat him during sex so much that even a mere stern lecture can start to feel like a cue. He’s the one that people go to when they’re angry, so that’s where this situation will go next, right? Possibly the one who makes the situation the most tragically uncomfortable.
Snider — Conflicts of any kind get him excited. Whether it’s an actual battlefield or just getting chewed out for his latest defiant stunt, Snider’s body doesn’t know the difference, and neither does he. He’s honestly not even aware that what he’s experiencing is arousal— he just knows that fights get his blood pumping, and he can’t help but want more.
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With this bunch, I think they’re very willing to try to change, but have a lot of embedded/learned behaviors that don’t budge so easily. Even when the spirit is willing… >.>
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Marks
While he’ll try to do anything he so much as thinks you want from him, that doesn’t mean Marks is good at it. No matter how hard he might try to go against certain core aspects of his personality, he’s still the same dense, clingy, excitable puppy at heart. He’ll be immensely distressed if he feels like he can’t live up to what you want from him, but that doesn’t change that his one-track mind prevents him from, well, changing. His efforts remain somewhere between shallow and trying too hard, if not downright cringe-inducing, but that insatiable drive to please you never fades.
Kirsch
As much as Kirsch wants to please you, he’s… kind of stuck on one setting. He has a VERY embedded idea of what “appealing” is, and changing it at this point would prove difficult, if not downright impossible. Kirsch is thoroughly convinced that “cute and sweet and sexually available” is the most attractive thing he can be to a Master, and if you want something totally different, well… tantrum time! He takes rejection personally, very personally, and is prone to lashing out in fits of jealousy against the guns who do fit your idea of “good”.
He’s already so dirty and used;how could he ever erase that?
Charleville
On his own, he already tends to feel like he has to shape his personality around what will make his Master happy— if you’re outright asking for it, Charleville will willingly, easily comply. However, that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s good at it. If what you want is totally opposite to the ideas of sweetness and purity that have already been trained into his head, changing all of that is… tricky. Acting lewd, bold, or demanding feels wrong, and even if his Master is encouraging it, Charleville can’t help but feel dirty and painfully self-conscious. Is this… really what a proper Musketeer acts like?
Chassepot
In the first place, Chassepot is less “trying to be whatever you want him to be” and more “trying to suppress all of the ‘bad’ parts of his personality and only let you see the idealized image of a perfect Musketeer that he wants you to see”. Since he has that very specific image in mind, his efforts to shape his personality for the better all reflect that goal. Even if it seemed like his Master wanted to see him as more violent, rough, or disgraceful, Chassepot would find that behavior hard to stomach. It’s deeply embedded in his head that dignity is the only way to truly be a worthy weapon to own.
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Ghost
Initially, Ghost is just shocked that you’re noticing him at all. Most people would bump into him long before realizing he was in their way, and bothering to pick him up and move him is even more bizarre. At the same time, something about being grabbed and handled clicks with his gun instincts in a way that’s good beyond human words— so he can’t help but pray you’ll keep blessing him with the touch. If you’ve bothered to do it so many times, it must be fine, right…?
Ninety
At first, he’s terrified. Being suddenly grabbed startles him every time, because normally, when he’s picked up like that, it means a painful punishment is coming. Once he learns that you’re not doing anything cruel, though, he slowly gets used to it. Being handled by his Master feels very, very nice, even if it’s only for a few seconds at a time, and only to get him out of the way. Eventually, he’ll start to curl up and cling on pure reflex, hoping you’ll hold him for a little longer.
Kirsch
Unfortunately, he’s going to make it weird. Kirsch loves being handled— even if you’re just picking him up to move him out of the way, that’s still attention. However, Kirsch isn’t good at handling attention that doesn’t shift in the directions he’s used to… which means he’s going to try some combination of making those brief, fleeting moments of contact horny, and putting himself in your way as often as possible in the hopes of “earning” more touch.
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My Favourite TV Characters.
CHARACTER: Kirsch
PLAYED BY: Timothy Olyphant
SHOW: Alien: Earth (2025 - )
Kirsch is a synthetic humanoid, he is calculating, manipulative and deeply complex. He sees humans as a dying breed and their placement high on the food chain to be over. He makes questionable decisions all in the name of science, he genuinely has no care for any persons getting hurt. Kitsch is all the bad things about A.I come to life, dark and somewhat evil.
Played by the very sexy Timothy Olyphant, Kirsch is a character that you are not supposed to like, but I bloody love.
*images are from Google Images
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If we ever get more carmilla, I want Kirsch to be a trans woman. This is solely based on the tampon trivia game video and literally nothing else.
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okay objectively the funniest part of the episode is kirsch working in a lab literally still stained with blood. dude you are NOT getting usable results in an unsterile enviro
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Whoever brought this role to Timothy Olyphant’s attention as A Thing He Should Do™️ deserves a fuggin raise.
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I absolutely love kirsch. Its not 100% clear right now because some of his behavior is seemingly contradictory, but I think what’s happening with him is he’s a parent to the hybrids but he’s specifically a *synth* parent. Synths are created as fully formed beings who already have all of their foundational characteristics, but the hybrids start their existence as *human* children and must be taught to be synthetic.
So kirsch is trying to mold them into these emotionless, intelligent, strategic, rational beings. He bonds with Isaac because he wants to be a perfect scientist. He let’s Morrow blackmail slightly because it helps him win their chess game but also because he believes slightly shouldn’t care about his human connections. Even when he gives what sounds like a typical “parental moral lesson” to Wendy via the scorpion, I think it’s ultimately about a emphashizing a logical/rational (?) Worldview.
Which is intriguing because typically you either get a story where robots are completely uninterested in parenthood, or where the robots are inherently human and able to parent accordingly. But Kirsch is a completrly alien style of parenting.
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Kirsch is hands down my favorite character right now, and the main reason why is because of his complex parent role to the hybrids. In his very first scene he’s giving Wendy a classic parenthood moral lesson about “you should try to imagine what the scorpion is feeling.” Which is *very* interesting since it seemingly contradicts his disdain and potential feelings of synth supremacy. Then you have all the moments where he shows respect or care for the hybrid. Bonding with Isacc or imparting a lesson on slightly.
But then he turns around and actively aids in the blackmailing of one of them, without any concern for his safety, solely so he could win his chess game with Morrow. Which calls into question all of his interactions. He was disappointed with Isaac’s death but was that just because one of his experiments failed? And he trys to shield Wendy from seeing his corpse, which is a very parent thing to do, but maybe he just didn’t want her to get even more upset.
Maybe Kirsch doesn’t care at all, or maybe he does see himself as a parent. Only its a “your synthetic nature means youre the superior lifeforms. I’m going to teach you to grow up into emotionless, intelligent, and rational machines”.
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Okay Kirsch u hysterical bitch I see you: “be useful” . goddamn genie rules with this motherfucker
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kirsh watching you touch yourself on the cameras in your room and you don’t even know it
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