I do not like sounding like a broken record honey. 😌
Maybe I should just get all my passwords tattooed on the inside of my eyelids so I don’t forget them
I’m glad I have some online friends on here I need to follow them if not one sec
Your cleverest witticisms always come right before “I’ll definitely remember to write that down in the morning” and falling asleep.
nothing better than saying goodbye and closing the door then immediately opening it and saying “i’m back!” because you forgot something
i LOVE being forgetful but only for the reason that I get to reread all my fics and be very cutely surprised by how cute they are >///<
That time where you.
Wanted to make a post later about something but completely forgot what you wanted to say.
having name amnesia is always such a time. i’m sorry i’ve forgotten your name for the sixth time. i tried to play it cool by never using your name after i forgot it for the third time but then i just started calling you “hey.” i know it’s very rude to ask for your name this many times. if it makes you feel better you’re not the only person?
i turned 21 on jan 8th and JUST NOW changed my bio from 20 to 21….i don’t look at my profile enough apparently 💀


made this about the mysterious turning on of a cd player. an eye witness says i did, but i only remember hovering my hand over it and deciding not to touch it and moving my hand away
It’s such a simple question.
“Have you read your Bible today?”
Most of us can answer it in one second: yes or no.
But the follow-up question—the one that actually matters—is a little harder to answer honestly:
*Did it matter that you did… or didn’t?*
Because reading the Bible isn’t like checking off items on a spiritual to-do list. It’s not a performance metric God uses to decide whether He…

The only habit I seem capable of forming is the nightly ritual where I polish my brain to keep it shiny smooth ✨✨✨
Do you ever send a picture or video on WhatsApp for one-time watch purpose and when they reply referencing that same picture, but now you’re confused because you don’t remember what you sent.