The first words they heard were:
“Ding–o,” followed immediately by:
“Dang ‘ol donkeys again!”
Which is how the disease got its name everywhere at the same time without any sort of medium of transmission.
Verified true by StoryTeller Dangerfurr Kagemusou from –pamphlet brochure “Dale Earl’s Dingo Detection and Deliverance”. N.d.
And this is why we pray:
That they should always heed our words.
Excuse me, your honor, but regardless of what the prosecution says, there is no denying the fact that the very existence of the pamphlet brochure is proof of the fact in question about whether or not Dale and Earl were saved. They most assuredly were.
“Not-good Santa.” … “Darn it, I think it had the opposite effect Bilbo, come up with a new plan!”
You mean it? Just this once I can use the ring of power? I promise I’ll give it back. (That ended up being a big mistake every1… I don’t recommend you try it. The Dark Lord can take a liking to you just as much as he can a loathing. But I think it is safe to say that none of us regret what happened. This is the real Dangerfurr writing.)
For the record that scene was like the room in Bloodborne when all the slug students attack you. Thus the clean correlation to maiden is that I’m a legit fairy fencer, and have taken butt kickin’ up to the celestial domain. Come get some.
What else is any1 supposed to do when they figure something like that out for themselves? Even if it’s only over Christ’s dead body. Nobody wants to see that happen so why don’t you take your hands off the goods and skiddadle, punk. The god dang girl is mine.
The above content occurs in the Venerable Clown’s Court. You entered at your own risk. Thank you. … Your attendence will never be forgotten. Stay as long as you like. Laugh your heart out. I will make it literal, I swear to God if I don’t see you having fun, it’ll be the last thing you ever see.
Dingos are a very real threat to our very real lives. I expect you to take this fact seriously and keep the countermeasure dear to your hearts, which is what has the most to lose when it comes to dingos and donkeys. They are the end of everything. You will know when you see one. Let them never be seen again.
This whole problem with the dingo dango disease virus now infecting the whole world is in fact partly your fault. If you’ve gotta ask, you tell me what you are doing about it, dang it! Have you been immunized yet? Where’s your biomarker?
If you don’t already know how to wash your hands in Hell, I ain’t gonna teach ya.
No no no, you started it. I can prove it. That’s pudding baby, come give yourself up.
One only ever begins to see a dingo donkey. They are an abomination of true evil and exist in the unimaginable darkness of true evil. I can tell you this much about their looks. They are carnivorous. And they are cute. You won’t let them out of your sight until they stop seeing you back.
If you wish to give up everything and join the dingo donkey extermination squads you may. There is way, but it is not easy or for the faint of heart. It is not a bad life if you make it at being one. They are always looking for people skilled in the arts of dingo donkey death. The cause and the reason. They don’t discriminate over the D’s and O’s. At the end of the Day, it’s everyone’s hands in the guts, digging for a key that ain’t there. Don’t let a single one of those dingos get away. I swear to God, I will have you on the donkey squad if you fail in your orders.
Anyway, what were we talking about?
Right. God bless us. Every one.
Nobody ever suspects Tiny Tim, heh heh heh. Not unless they’ve already been had. It’s the perfect alibi.
Well the most important thing to remember is that we are all glad to not be him, and it’s a good thing when we know that. Pity the poor and sick. It’s for your own good. The Devil will get you if you don’t, and get away with it like a bandit man teachin about Jesus and then taking your daughter with him.
“I thought you hated Kansas,” the famous last words of the first victim.
Yes Harry, it was Tiny Tim who saved everyone after it all went to Hell again. It was his last wish, and he wished it for all of us to have fun and enjoy it while it lasts. I expect no less from each and every sinner here.
The rest of it is cited to and credited via the author from the text Confessions of a Clergy Boy’s Bauble Robber, by Anonymous. Her secrets are safe with me and its too bad that I already had to say that much about it. Let us move on briskly, students, that no more of them beans will spill.
I can tell you this much: if you don’t already know about Confessions of a Clergy Boy’s Bauble Robber by Anonymous, you don’t got any right judging my demonstration at present. Don’t even point a finger at what you want unless you got the goods to match its value.
As it is for all things, if you don’t know what a [redacted] is, you can’t afford it.