be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight
be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight
You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two
this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts
hate it when people say ‘you cant make everything gay’. yes I fucking can???

my gender envy king my lil princess my fave to do a-wip-of-and-not-finish thanks for suffering 18+ years of suffering together
I love the joke that Jud Duplenticy is just Judas Duplicitous with extra steps, and I know Jud’s full name in canon probably is just Jud, but in my personal headcanon his full first name is Judas, named not for Judas Iscariot, betrayer, but St. Judas Thaddeus, patron saint of lost causes.

😞 figure skating doodles while watching figure skating 😞 catch me crying everytime i see someone have passion and love and gives it everything they have ( ily alysa) 💃
Okay, I’ve finally finished the hockey show, and I think it’s kind of cute that Shane thinks they’ve taken the next step in their relationship and Ilya took All The Steps At Once and is now locked in for all time. Shane is still like “would you maybe come with me to see my parents?” and “are we saying boyfriend now, is that okay?” Meanwhile, Ilya Rozanov is over here like, I told you about my mother and you saw me cry during sex. Your family is my family. We’re dying together. I’ll pay for the tomb. There are no more questions.

i like it when deku is silly and a bit annoying i think deku’s annoying clinginess is an indicator that their friendship works lol
i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
Do you hate them or do they frustrate you? Cause hate is a strong word to use

i hate them also i’m done with my worksheet now. is the first session free

~ wip ~ watching the olympics and has anyone done a kingdom hearts medley cause i just think thatd be so fckin cool the potential would be insane
Yes, the fics where Ilya goes to Shane’s game in his jersey are cute and romantic. But why has no one even considered:
