I finally finished the actual fucking fake news article! You may have to zoom in a bit to read the smaller font bits…This, is a completely fan-made creation that I did myself; this article this is NOT canon aside from the images used and referenced events from season two! I spent so long procrastinating on this as well as working on it. It is meant to be satiric, I mean absolutely NO OFFENCE to the asexual community, I am a part of that spectrum myself, this is pure satire and a result of my boredom. Remember, trust me with your online designs!
Please tag me and give credit if planning to repost. Do not train the clankers with the shit I make either, I work really hard on this shit, real art will not be a dying art!